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Comment by Melinda Means on June 12, 2009 at 12:18am

You guys are great ... I'm gonna love this group! ;0)

Comment by Victoria Mason on June 11, 2009 at 10:24pm

and we're back! Yeah!!!

Comment by Natalie on June 11, 2009 at 8:16pm

You guys are all too funny. I am gone for a day and miss all this hilarious crap. I love it. The blind person thing and the dead body smell. I mean...I don't know where to start. I have been cracking up reading this and going back and forth to everyone's blogs. You guys make my day!

Comment by Camryn on June 11, 2009 at 7:34pm

Lori, Lori, Lori!!! I just read it! I CANNOT believe that! HAHAHAHAHA! I think she earns the "granola bar" award! Walk on over to my blog and copy the button--paste it on your blog and consider it a gift from me to you ;)

Comment by Camryn on June 11, 2009 at 7:28pm

Stacy--seriously, your humor is like mine and Melinda's! I actually blogged about a terrible, "mystery" smell in my car. I'm driving and out of nowhere my nose starts to rise just a centimeter as an unpleasant odor suddenly wafts through the car. I sniff the air a few times, testing it, feeling more or less like a St. Bernard, and I begin to categorize the list of possibilities of what the mysterious smell could be.
I start thinking it's my kid's gas and that hamburgers aren't settling well with my daughter's tummy. I've even wondered if the ‘all-encompassing’ bad smell is directly linked to the baby…and what he’s sitting in. I got tired strapping a tank of oxygen to my face in order to breathe easier. It ended up being...corn. A bag of corn had slid out of the grocery bag and...it was 3 weeks old. THERE"s the dead body for you! YUCK!

Comment by Stacy on June 11, 2009 at 7:01pm

Welcome Shelah!

Camryn - I am sorry about your sore arms, I do have three helpful suggestions - Margarita, Margarita, Margarita. Unfortunately, you will probably have to push the blender buttons with a pencil that you hold between your teeth, but perhaps it will take the edge off. I also have to tell you that I nearly wet myself when I read your post about the "dead person" smell in your car and the fear of what will happen in an accident. That was really hilarious. I too have a problem with all the crap that accumulates in my car. I once had a stench that was so bad I thought I might have to sell my car and get a new one. Let me just say a bottle with milk lodged under the seat + 100 degree weather = the need for a respirator while driving.

Comment by Camryn on June 11, 2009 at 1:11pm

Welcome Shelah! There is always room for more ;)

Melinda--your blog was great! Our humor is similar! We SHOULD hook up and do something funny!

Stacy--I'm still laughing--I totally relate to your blog right now. My arms are jelly and I am hen-pecking the computer with my nose because my arms can barely lift high enough to type today. I overdid it with the weights (trying to prove to myself that I'm not a woosie) alas, here I am. Banaged and sore, my muscles screaming for Lortab ;)

Comment by Melinda Means on June 11, 2009 at 9:40am

Thanks for the welcome, Stacy ... your story made me laugh! ;0) And laughter is essential to parenting. Because I would be in a straighjacket right now without it. Everyone warned me about the middle school years. However, they didn't do it justice. Good thing I love her.

Comment by shelah Amor on June 11, 2009 at 5:08am

Hi everyone I signed up with this group because I love humor A laughter and a smile always makes my day complete.hope you will all accept me in the group.

Comment by Camryn on June 11, 2009 at 12:04am

Stacy, I totally relate to the "mouth of babes." I just blogged about it! Kids say the funniest things--sometimes it hits too close to home.
My 6 year old daughter's friend just said our car "smells like a dead body."
LOL.

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