Share 'Things I've Learned This Year (A Recap of the Best of 2011)'
** My son likes to make his penis talk. (Don't ask.)
** The entire household turns into assholes when my husband goes out of town.
** My kids wait to take a dump until it's time to walk out the door.
** This ass isn't gonna run itself off.
** You can never ever hug your kids too much.
** When life hands you lemons, it's best to dance while making lemonade.
** Questions before 8 AM should…
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