** Nothing says true love like having to ask your spouse how long you've been married.
** If a black cat runs in front of you, just pretend like it didn't.
** Kids ask why even when they don't give a rat's ass about the answer.
** You know times are tough when Dee Snider is doing commercials for Stanley Steemer.
** Listening to a group of third graders talk with phony British accents is not…
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