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" Enter to win The Berenstain Bears Hugs and Kisses Sticker & Activity Book! To enter this giveaway or for more information, please visit HERE Giveaway Ends 1/25/17 "
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"I just shared the books I read for December on my blog the other day.  Book Lovers: Book Reviews December 2016 Edition http://sharinglifesmoments.com/book-lovers-book-reviews-december-2016-edition "
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Amandaatzupho
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I'm a humor writer and I write funny stories about parenting and my three terrible, horrible children. Stop by, I'd love to chat.

Amanda's Blog

In the Bathroom with Uncle Henry - A Mother's Day Surprise

Posted on May 11, 2008 at 2:12pm 0 Comments

It's Mother's Day again.



That glorious time of year when mothers around the country get to do absolutely nothing of their choosing and are forced to suffer quietly with their hands folded in their laps, like repentant children who've stuck their hand in the cookie jar one too many times, but instead of a moist, delicious cookie, have managed to pull out three of four screaming children instead.



The shock of childbirth has long since worn off, and as we arrange ourselves… Continue

Preoccupied

Posted on April 22, 2008 at 2:52pm 0 Comments

My son asked me last night, while I was tucking him into bed, "Mom? Are you ever going to clean the house again?"

I quickly refrained myself from the habitual bitch-slap and went for the much calmer, "I know, honey. It's been a little bit crazy around here lately."



"Yeah, 'cause it's pretty messy."



I'll get right on it, Sweetie. My passion in life is to clean up your shit. Could you leave a few extra stuffed animals on the couch tomorrow and maybe place a single… Continue

Worst Mom Ever

Posted on March 25, 2008 at 7:42pm 1 Comment

Just when you think you're getting the hang of this "being a mom" thing, something comes along and knocks the wind out of you so bad, you think to yourself, should I really be allowed to do this parenting stuff at all? Shouldn't I have taken some sort of classes first? Some sort of pre-screening evaluations? Or at the very least some genetic-type blood testing to see if I was even eligible for such a big task? Receiving an "F" in a course like How to Console Your Child Properly may have played… Continue

When Children Go Bad

Posted on March 17, 2008 at 3:56pm 0 Comments

We cultivate our kids like any good farmers. We sprinkle them with fertilizer, encourage them with daily doses of water, and take pride in their growth. We happily rejoice when their corn stalk reaches 5' and we dutifully mark it on a piece of kitchen molding, which is now hanging in the broom closet because we remodeled.



We work at it. We try hard. We even like it sometimes.



That way, in the event my 7-year-old daughter gets off the bus and complains of a sore throat, we… Continue

Keno Weekend

Posted on March 12, 2008 at 11:42am 0 Comments

We just returned home from another trip. Some may call us jet-setty. I call us dumb and tired as hell. This particular trip was a brief jaunt down into the heartland of America. It was my aunt's 60th birthday and 10 brave family members caravanned to Omaha, NE for a weekend of drinking, debauchery, and money loss so extreme it may take years to repair the damage.



My aunt and uncle have been living in Omaha now for 15 years. They moved there after landing a job on the mainland after… Continue

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At 2:08am on July 13, 2013, Lea said…

Work At Home Mom, WAHM, Mom Blogger

I am stopping by to say "hello" :)
I haven't been here in a while.
I welcome your friendship :)


Lea @ Mother Baby Child & Weight Loss Help


At 10:26am on July 4, 2011, missy Varner said…

Hello,


 


My name is Missy and I am also a member of the Mom Bloggers Club.  I have a blog,www.luxurybeautyproducts.blogspot.com  and I also run the blog hop network.

I wanted to let you know that I am following you,  and hoping when you get a chance you can follow me back.  I also want to invite you to join my groups, The Blog Hop Network, Beauty Bloggers, and Children's businesses.  Also, I would love to place a link to your site on my blog if you want to do the same with my blog on yours. Please let me know by sending me an email regarding this and it has been nice meeting you via the web.


 


MIssy

At 5:55pm on July 1, 2011, the third boob said…
we (chach + nellie) started a blog & would love for you to check us out and hopefully get a giggle & some answers to "why is this blog called the third boob"?! (http://thethirdboob.blogspot.com/2011/05/third-boob-story-that-started-it-all.html)
if you find the story amusing enough to follow us or tell people about we would be forever grateful.
At 3:15pm on June 13, 2010, Cynthia Helwig-Putorti said…
Hi from The Girlz Korner in upstate New York. My blog offers light, witty articles on every topic imaginable and was created over a year ago. I truly designed my blog simply for the joy of sharing info. and never expected it to take off the way it has. I also never thought of adding a Followers section until now and because of all the awesome blogs listed here, I'd love to offer my readers the opportunity of connecting with you as well. So please ... come on over and see me some time. Hope you're enjoying your weekend .
At 12:18pm on October 23, 2007, Elizabeth Edwards said…
I'm cracking up at your blog title! 'Zup, ho? Hahaha! Thanks for saying hello on my page!
At 1:00pm on October 22, 2007, Ammie said…
Thanks for the welcome!
At 10:35am on October 21, 2007, Bad Momma said…
Hi Amanda,
or should I say " What's Zup-ho?".
I just joined the Mom Bloggers and checked out your blog.
Funny stuff!
At 11:41pm on October 16, 2007, paula said…
whazzzzup? :)
At 4:28pm on October 16, 2007, Amanda said…
I'm so happy to be here! I hope some of you stop by and visit. I've been writing stories about my kids and parenting for 10 years and I've finally decided to share them with the world. Come on by!
 
 
 

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