Posted on March 14, 2009 at 1:51am
I can't believe the number of things I hear myself say that just sound ridiculous. Things that I would've never said before I was a parent.
"Give me that booger" (I should just let her wipe it on her clothes if there isn't a tissue around but I am weird that way. Better to have it in my back pocket...for luck, right? lol)
"My shirt is not a kleenex/ paper towel"
"Get your butt off my face"
"No, I don't want to smell your… Continue