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So, I writing this post in the middle of the night because once again the Pee Fairy has given me a bladder full of (well, pee of course) and I was forced to get out of my comfy bed with my warm husband to relieve myself, only to discover that now I am WIDE AWAKE!



It is okay; I know that their are hundreds of women just like me out there and are probably searching for 'funny insomnia posts' online as we speak.



It is so unfair; when we are younger, we have little children… Continue

* Both groups think about sex every minute of the day.







What Men between the ages of 18-35 and Empty Nest Moms Do NOT have in Common:



* Men gladly admit they think about sex this often but most empty nest moms will not;







* Men accept this phenomenon while the women make an appointment with their doctor or psychologist to see what's wrong;







* Depending on their individual situation (married, single, in a… Continue

Yesterday from 8:00 am until 3:45 pm I read political blog post after blog post from Hang Right Politics to the Huffington Post. I don't favor or prefer the stuffy conservative blogs or the angry liberal blogs, I just understand that there is a certain percentage of people in each party that can only see black or white (no pun intended). The blogs are, however, very addicting. Why just yesterday, I read the whole charter for Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, discovered there is a large group called… Continue

Marriage to an empty nester