Courtenay Harris Bond
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"Our toddler has been delivering some real zingers lately. Sometimes I think she is really a teenager in disguise. Visit my blog, Livin' the Dream, for more: http://courtenayharrisbond.blogspot.com/2013/05/teenage-toddler.html ;"
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"Need a laugh about the relentlessness of parenting and the mishaps of daily life? Please visit my blog, "Livin' the Dream": http://courtenayharrisbond.blogspot.com/"
May 28
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Four's Company

I was recently gratified to learn of a survey of American mothers concluding that three is the most stressful number of children for a woman to have. Discovering this pleased me since my husband and I have three young kids, twin 6-year-olds and a 2-year-old, and we often feel harried by the relentlessness of parenting them. After reading the stories—to which, incidentally, several friends and my brother sent me links—I realized we were not alone in sensing that we were outnumbered and…See More
May 27
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Pole Vaulting With Plastic Bats

This afternoon, I carried a small handful of cookies into the yard, one—well, maybe two—for me and one for each of my three kids.“Ooo!” squealed my 6-year-old son. “How many? How many?”“When someone brings you a treat, you don’t say, ‘How many’!” I scolded. “You say, ‘Thank you.’”“Thank you!” cried Griffin, grabbing his cookie and loping off across the grass.As I watched him go, I found myself worrying that he might turn into “that guy”: the one avidly pumping the keg at fraternity parties and…See More
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May 17
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Last Night I Met Some Ladies

Last night I met up with some ladies for drinks and weary of confronting what ails the world—the crisis in Syria, the monster in Cleveland, the Mother’s Day shooting in New Orleans—we opted instead for sharing some essentials within our reach.First came a primer on bikini waxes. One of our cohort had recently visited the aesthetician she regularly sees, and so she reasonably assumed that the practitioner had examined her file before setting to work on her undergrowth. But when my friend looked…See More
May 17
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"Your" Awesome Mom

I bumped into a friend this morning who said her husband surprised her yesterday with breakfast in bed, the Belgian waffle topped with a dollop of fresh whipped cream, chocolate sprinkles adorning the crown. “Where did you get this?” she demanded. “Did you go to a restaurant? Did you leave the children alone?” She harassed him until her husband admitted he’d cut a deal with the new neighbor, who also happened to be a chef.I was happy to report that I, too, had breakfasted in bed, my half-full…See More
May 13
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Holly Hunter Wouldn't Ask For Help

I had just dropped my twins at kindergarten and was steering the minivan toward my 2-year-old’s nursery school—debating whether my friend and I should use our hour-and-a-half break to run four or six miles and listing sharply toward four—when my cell phone pinged. I hoped to see a message about someone arranging a happy hour or maybe more details about a friend’s upcoming nuptials. But instead, when I pulled into the preschool parking lot, I read a distress text from my husband: “Locked my keys…See More
May 8
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Tell Me Something Embarrassing

I sat on the deck with my 6-year-old twins yesterday afternoon, soaking up, as Joni Mitchell says, the sun pouring down “like butterscotch.” Jane, 2, was napping. I had the dishwasher to unload, dinner to prepare, laundry to fold. But I tipped my chin toward the warm glow, hoping to delay these chores, ignore my kids, and relax for just a few more precious minutes.“Tell me something really embarrassing that you did,” Georgia hurled at me like a grenade out of the pure blue sky.I snapped to, did…See More
May 3
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Dirty Little Secrets

Yesterday I heard comedian and writer Marc Maron tell “Fresh Air” host Terry Gross that he had waded out of his dysfunctional upbringing, deep into middle age, only to discover that he’d like to offer his much younger girlfriend the gift of a child.“Don’t do it!” I found myself screaming at the radio. “You’ll be cleaning fecal matter out from under your fingernails for the next seven years!”I’m not even talking about diapers, which are revolting enough. But new parents are so sleep deprived and…See More
Apr 30
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Harleys And Tatts

I have no idea who presented her with the idea—and I'm certain someone's to blame—but our 2-year-old has lately determined that she's going to join the Hells Angels.“I’m going to ride a motorcycle when I grow up!” Jane keeps exclaiming.“Why is she saying that?” my husband demands.“Jane thinks she’s going to be a motorcycle rider,” her twin brother and sister like to tell me, with a laugh.But I hardly think it’s a joke.“Nobody's going to ride a motorcycle as long as they're under this roof, and…See More
Apr 25
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Head Transplants To "Purple Drank": How Kathy Killed

After the heaviness of the past week, I relished a bit of levity—and a liberal dose of “holy shitballs!”—from Kathy Griffin Saturday evening at the Borgata in Atlantic City.Following the Boston manhunt’s harrowing conclusion Friday night, after our twins learned updates from classmates that afternoon, I…See More
Apr 22
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Our Kids Heard The News Today, Oh Boy

When I picked up a kindergarten friend to play with our twins after school today, he delivered a bulletin that could have come straight from CNN.“There were these bombs that went off, they called it the Boston Marathon, three people died, they’re dead, like 170 people were hurt, they chased the guys, one of the guys had another bomb, there were more explosions…”As he rattled on, I felt paralyzed. Our 2-year-old seemed oblivious, dancing her hand near the open window, playing with the warm wind.…See More
Apr 19
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Royal Choppers

I recently read a “New York Times” article about Melbourne’s underworld king of crime, Mark Brandon Read, a.k.a. Chopper, who’s not sure how many people he’s killed, whose liver is finally expiring, and who prizes his silver-plated dentures that at least partly account for his nickname. A kindergarten friend of our twins, who had a recent bout of dental work, seems to be sporting some new silver herself. But these days talk in our house revolves more around another kind of bling, namely…See More
Apr 18
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Tending To Our Own

In my first days of teaching English at a school outside of Philadelphia, I stepped from a class to see the twin towers ablaze on a television in another room. I recall thinking that perhaps a colleague had incorporated some Hollywood blockbuster to complement a lesson. But of course the World Trade Center inferno was no fiction at all but instead our sense of security clattering down around us. Like many in Manhattan on that horrific day, my brother, close to ground zero, watched aghast as…See More
Apr 16
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Why Not Be A Butterfly?

At a time when I am rooting around for my next move, gazing ahead to when our three children are in school full time and I am ready to step back into the world, I often hear our kids discussing their own job prospects. “I’m going to be a cleaner,” Georgia, 6, told me the other day, as I wound up the vacuum cord. “No, I think I’ll be a teacher. Do you think I’d be a wonderful teacher?”“Yes,” I answered, as I shoved the Dyson back in its corner. “Are you going to work again when we’re a lot…See More
Apr 12

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I am a former newspaper reporter and high school English teacher, now stay-at-home mom of three, looking for a way to keep my writing muscles in shape and share some funny anecdotes.
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Be honest, use humor, don't drag on.
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Four's Company

Posted on May 27, 2013 at 6:39pm 0 Comments

I was recently gratified to learn of a survey of American mothers concluding that three is the most stressful number of children for a woman to have. Discovering this pleased me since my husband and I have three young kids, twin 6-year-olds and a 2-year-old, and we often feel harried by the relentlessness of parenting them. After reading the stories—to which, incidentally, several friends and my brother sent me links—I realized we were not alone in sensing that we were outnumbered and…

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Pole Vaulting With Plastic Bats

Posted on May 20, 2013 at 9:21pm 0 Comments

This afternoon, I carried a small handful of cookies into the yard, one—well, maybe two—for me and one for each of my three kids.

“Ooo!” squealed my 6-year-old son. “How many? How many?”

“When someone brings you a treat, you don’t say, ‘How many’!” I scolded. “You say, ‘Thank you.’”

“Thank you!” cried Griffin, grabbing his cookie and loping off across the grass.

As I watched him go, I found myself worrying that he might turn into “that guy”: the one avidly pumping…

Continue

Last Night I Met Some Ladies

Posted on May 17, 2013 at 10:30pm 0 Comments

Last night I met up with some ladies for drinks and weary of confronting what ails the world—the crisis in Syria, the monster in Cleveland, the Mother’s Day shooting in New Orleans—we opted instead for sharing some essentials within our reach.

First came a primer on bikini waxes. One of our cohort had recently visited the aesthetician she regularly sees, and so she reasonably assumed that the practitioner had examined her file before setting to work on her undergrowth. But when my…

Continue

"Your" Awesome Mom

Posted on May 13, 2013 at 9:02pm 0 Comments

I bumped into a friend this morning who said her husband surprised her yesterday with breakfast in bed, the Belgian waffle topped with a dollop of fresh whipped cream, chocolate sprinkles adorning the crown. “Where did you get this?” she demanded. “Did you go to a restaurant? Did you leave the children alone?” She harassed him until her husband admitted he’d cut a deal with the new neighbor, who also happened to be a chef.

I was happy to report that I, too, had breakfasted in bed, my…

Continue

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At 9:39am on October 1, 2012, Heather said…
Following! Love your style!
At 10:49pm on August 23, 2012, Lea said…


Greetings from the Tampa Bay :) My name is Lea, and I am the author of Mother Baby Child - http://motherbabychild.blogspot.com. I started this blog to share my experience in having a baby just before my 1st son was about to turn 18 years old, as well as what life is like as a married mom after being single for so many years. I also blog about Christianity, baby and child stages, homeschooling, ADHD, Autism, Blog Marketing, etc. I share a lot on that blog during the non-summer seasons.

I also have a new healthy lifestyle choices and weight loss blog - http://burnfatloseweightgetskinnyfeelgreat.blogspot.com - to accompany my Skinny Body business. I am working hard to complete the design of this new blog, so that I can provide valuable health lifestyle and weight loss information, as well as to share a solid opportunity for moms that want / need to make money by working at home.

I invite you to explore my blogs and provide your feedback.

I have GFC and my network links on both of them.

Now that my baby is older, I have more time to meet the moms. I am really excited about this!

I look forward to reading your blog and networking with you here at MBC :)

Hugs & Blessings!



At 1:58pm on August 15, 2012, Cynthia ~ The Girlz Korner said…

Hi there and welcome from The Girlz Korner in south Tampa where you'll find light, witty and rather entertaining articles on every topic imaginable from beauty, health, fashion, parenting, sex and everything else in between.  So if you get a chance to kick back and exhale, if only for a brief moment, we'd love to have you. Hope you enjoy your stay :) http://www.thegirlzkorner.com

At 12:55pm on August 2, 2012, May May said…

Welcome to MBC! We are glad to have you here. We look forward connecting more with you here. I'm a Super Mama who has a family friendly blog. I also have a weekday blog hop called Exposure 99%. Come find out for yourself. This weekday blog hop helps you get more dedicated readers and blog followers. Hope you link up weekly. If you have any questions about how to link up do not hesitate to let me know.
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At 9:26pm on August 1, 2012, Shanna C. Beavers said…

Welcome!  This is such a great club to be part of.  My name is Shanna and my blog is www.FreeingMyFamily.com

I provide bloggers with training, support and a fully optimized, low tech, "ready to start blogging" blog platform.  I struggled for a couple years with my old blog teaching myself how to set it up, optimize it and monetize it.  Everything changed for me when I started my new blog.  I don't have to do all of the background stuff anymore.  I simply write on and promote my blog.  Huge weight lifted.  Plus, within a few days of starting I was already getting leads, daily!

 

I also write about couponing.  Along with blog "how-to's", home businesses, being the mom of a 20 month old girl and more.  I am in the process of moving my coupon database and printables to the new, super awesome platform.

 

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