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Spawnocalypse Reviews
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I'm a Boston-area writer and mom to two fun-loving toddlers. I've worked in publishing for several years and recently started my own blog about how life changes--completely--after becoming a parent. When I'm not working or wrangling Gunnar and Annalie, I enjoy running and spending time with my husband.
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Blog like you're talking to an old friend.
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April 2009

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Operation Terrible Twos

Posted on September 24, 2009 at 10:38am 0 Comments

Out of my intrepid fear of cliches, I may have been unclear with Tuesday's post. Even though we survived the Spawnocalypse--two and a half years of transition from daydreaming newlyweds to sometimes-haggard parents of back-to-back babies--this journey and blog are far from over.



But, at the risk of using dark analogies to describe parenthood (who, me?),… Continue

I have a doctor's note

Posted on September 16, 2009 at 12:00pm 0 Comments

Dear Internet,



Please excuse Deb's less-than-prolific (and kind of sucky) posting as of late.



As this writer's physician, I also pronounce that this letter does not violate blogging commandment number 3, as there is a legitimate medical reason behind her lack of inspiring prose (and ability to wash the kitchen floor). In particular, Ms. NoReturnMom's iron level is staggeringly low. How low? Well, an adult female should expect to see an iron count around 100, in order for… Continue

Spawnocalypse FAQs

Posted on August 24, 2009 at 10:51pm 0 Comments

Or maybe more like FYIs. Whatever. Here goes.



Q: What's with the name Spawnocalypse--do you hate your kids?

A: No way. Most days, Gunnar (2) and Annalie (1) are the only people I can stand. At least they have a reason to be narcissistic and manipulative, and they usually make me laugh in the process--more than I can say for a lot of adults. The name signifies that parenthood… Continue

What the heck am I doing in the blogosphere?

Posted on August 15, 2009 at 10:26pm 0 Comments

I entered the momblogosphere at an inopportune time: way past the dawn when mom blogging was considered a radical act and in the midst of potential FTC scrutiny and a… Continue

Is it okay to shower with your kid?

Posted on July 28, 2009 at 5:17pm 2 Comments

At this point in my parenting career, I'm pretty good at taking others' opinions in stride. Think cloth diapers and home schooling are the way to go? Fine. Neither are for me, but who cares?



But every so often, I kick myself for not addressing a remark more clearly (or at all). So, behind the shield of the Internet, consider exhibit A...



What? You shower with your son? Gross.


As a person with generous sebaceous glands and kids that wake before dawn, I was… Continue

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At 7:43pm on June 26, 2013, Lea said…

Work At Home Mom, WAHM, Mom Blogger

I am stopping by to say "hello" :)
I haven't been here in a while.
I welcome your friendship :)


Lea @ Mother Baby Child & Weight Loss Help


At 6:38pm on April 5, 2011, missy Varner said…

Hello,


 


My name is Missy and I am also a member of the Mom Bloggers Club.  I have a blog,www.luxurybeautyproducts.blogspot.com  and I also run the blog hop network.

I wanted to let you know that I am following you,  and hoping when you get a chance you can follow me back.  I also want to invite you to join my groups, The Blog Hop Network, Beauty Bloggers, and Children's businesses.  Also, I would love to place a link to your site on my blog if you want to do the same with my blog on yours. Please let me know by sending me an email regarding this and it has been nice meeting you via the web.


 


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At 11:00pm on August 11, 2010, Cynthia Helwig-Putorti said…
Hi there from The Girlz Korner in upstate New York where you'll find light, witty and rather entertaining articles on every topic imaginable from The Little Black Dress to Making Whoopie. So if you get a chance to kick back and exhale, if only for a brief moment ... come on over and see me some time.
At 9:47am on June 4, 2009, Mommy-momo said…
Thanks for joining the running group! Hope you get good tips and motivation from the other moms. That our goal! Also... great blog! I'm now following!!! Check out my running blog

http://www.momo-runner.blogspot.com
At 8:28pm on June 2, 2009, Melissa Bugaj said…
Thanks Deb for inviting me! xoxox Mel
At 12:19am on May 30, 2009, Mommy-momo said…
Welcome to the club! Let us know if you need any help.

Also, check out my Running Mommies group.
At 9:32am on May 29, 2009, NoReturnMom said…
Hi moms,
I'm new here. Friend me!
-Deb aka NoReturnMom
 
 
 

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