The faucet leaks in my bathtub and it's easier for me to close the bathroom door against the sound than it is to call someone to fix it even though I know the Earth will retaliate for my destructive laziness.
No one is more surprised than me that Mo'Nique has been nominated for an Academy Award.
My children and puppy are only reasons #2 and #3 why our house is so messy, but I would still like their help in cleaning it.
In fifteen years of parenting, I've gotten more wrong than right, but everyone is still breathing, so I should get some kind of parental mulligan.
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