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This morning, after the dulcit tones of

"Mummmmmmyyyyy I wake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Swiftly followed by footsteps more befitting of a baby elephant than a 2 year old, my toddler arrived at my bedside.

We did our normal ritual. Wee wee, Peppa slippers, screams because I try and get away without carrying her down the stairs (oh my poor back).

Finally we arrive in the kitchen for milk. Things went wrong when she fell head first off the work surface and plante

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It strikes me I write a lot about the Toddler, mainly because she is
all consuming, and in my face most of the time (in a nice way you
understand). She is yummy and gorgeous and has a way of wrapping me
and him indoors around her teeny tiny fingers. She stamps her feet and
cries so loudly I give in just to keep the neighbours from calling
social service.



The baby on the other hand is the complete antithesis. She's almost
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Click here to see her- she's a proper toddler/teenager, sulking and everything...!

I've always found the exposing and confronting of people's deepest fears and anxieties in the name of 'finding yourself' or 'being proud sista' rather nauseating. I have never been a fan of Gok's Look Good Naked, I find it more Look Pretty Awful Naked but You Make Good TV. Before

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