You ever have those days where you just KNOW the universe is just not working for you? Its having a day off and has sent chaos and confusion to sub for the day?
They rub their hands in glee as at the thought of properly cocking up your day.
For me I know it'll be bad when I can't find anything to wear. Does every woman have this? Or does it just happen to me with alarming frequency? On goes a pair of jeans and a top. Top's too short, holy cow the midriff's on display.…