Posted on December 29, 2008 at 1:24am
I have been wanting to get out of the house so I decided to slice my index finger open and let it bleed all over the kitchen towel, the sink, the knife...it took me a few seconds to get my first aid kid open.
Yup. I am a moron.
Despite firm pressure on gobs of gauze and holding my finger higher than my heart...it kept bleeding. At least I missed an artery. Snort.
I let 17yo rewrap finger....it kept bleeding through.
I looked over at spouse and said,… Continue