Jennifer Marshall
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Things I've Learned This Week

** My house is a revolving door of loud, screeching short people.  (And I kind of love it.)** Wearing a dress AND a bra all in one day is quite an accomplishment.** Apparently, finding a random object like a screwdriver in the fridge doesn't even begin to faze me.** Standardized test scores should seriously come with a human translator.** It would be awesome if my personal chef, butler,…See More
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"I've learned that being a self-proclaimed "multi-taking super star" is not really serving me well! Think I need to clear my plate & say "no" more!!! AND I will take that nap!!! : )"
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Things I've Learned This Week

** "Take a nap" keeps getting bumped off my to-do list for some reason.** My family is an all-you-can-eat buffet for the multiplying mosquitoes in our neighborhood.** If my kids had horns (and I'm not quite sure that they don't), they would literally be bulls in a china shop.** The "loungewear chic" trend for fall is perfect for the lazy slob in me.** Homework and meltdowns go hand in hand, for kids AND for…See More
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Things I've Learned This Week

** A three-day weekend is directly followed by an entire week of not knowing what the hell day it is.** The shortest weeks often seem like the longest.** Jimmy Hoffa may very well be hiding in my out-of-control pantry.** It's apparently important to remember to turn off the sprinkler system when your kid decides to camp out in the backyard.** Just when…See More
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Things I've Learned This Week

** The first day of school is a blessing like no other.** Homework's about to unleash its evil wrath upon us very, very soon.** I'd be much better equipped to run this three-ring circus if I had a whip.** Brad and Angelina finally got married.  And I…See More
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** I've seen no less than 14,789 people dump ice over their heads throughout the past few days.** Being the adult is often times way harder than being the kid.** It may very well STILL be forgotten even if it's written down.** 99% of the shows on Cartoon Network were clearly written by people with the "munchies".** My patience seems to have run off with my sanity.** Contrary to my children's beliefs, I…See More
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The Banana Boat Ride

As a parent, I've often found myself doing things that I wouldn't dream of doing on my own free will --  cleaning poop off a wall, catching puke with my bare hands, dining at a germ-infested Chuck E. Cheese.  But the hellacious thing I got roped into doing last week on vacation?  Well, that should earn me fabulous Mother's Day gifts for the rest of eternity.So we were down in Florida visiting my mother-in-law…See More
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** Sometimes when I look at my Facebook feed, it seems that half the people have up and joined a damn cult.** Arriving by boat is pretty freaking awesome.** It’s exhausting being the 24 hour entertainment director.** I love every single second of those five minutes when my house is clean.** My daughter…See More
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Crazy Aaron Can Suck It

I've always been of the opinion that Play-Doh, Silly Putty, and all things gooey should be "outside" toys.  They just always seem to crumble into little bits all over the floor for someone's feet to drag throughout the entire damn house.  And this is EXACTLY why I should have known better than to allow my children to bring Crazy Aaron's stupid "Thinking Putty" into a room…See More
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** A backyard campout for the kids is so much more fun when it’s in someone else’sbackyard.** Facebook should really be called “Bragbook“.** If looks could kill, then the REALLY loud lady on her cell phone at my nail salon would be dead.** An entire century seems to pass during a little league baseball…See More
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** It's evidently mating season for a-holes.** If I never go to the U.S. Post Office again, it'll be too soon.** Summer needs to just tap the brakes.** Rip Van Winkle's got nothing on my husband.** Appliances tend to break down in multiples.** My pantry can't seem to keep up with my kids.** It should probably surprise me to find half a cheeseburger in the back seat of my car.**…See More
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What is your blog name?
Nucking Futs Mama
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http://www.nuckingfutsmama.com
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http://twitter.com/#!/nuckingfutsmama
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http://www.nuckingfutsmama.com
Share a little something about yourself with other moms.
I'm a stay at home mom of boy/girl twins who's trying like mad to hang onto my last marble before my kids steal it.
What is your blogging philosophy?
I believe laughter is the best medicine, so I try to inject as much humor as possible into my writing.
I have been blogging since...
2009

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Things I've Learned This Week

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** My house is a revolving door of loud, screeching short people.  (And I kind of love it.)



** Wearing a dress AND a bra all in one day is quite an accomplishment.…



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Posted on September 12, 2014 at 10:22am 2 Comments

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** "Take a nap" keeps getting bumped off my to-do list for some reason.



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Things I've Learned This Week

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** A three-day weekend is directly followed by an entire week of not knowing what the hell day it is.



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Posted on August 29, 2014 at 12:45pm 0 Comments

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** The first day of school is a blessing like no other.



** Homework's about to unleash its evil wrath upon us very, very soon.



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At 1:55am on June 20, 2013, Lea said…

Work At Home Mom, WAHM, Mom Blogger

I am stopping by to say "hello" :)
I haven't been here in a while.
I welcome your friendship :)


Lea @ Mother Baby Child & Weight Loss Help


At 1:32pm on November 15, 2011, Noemi Millmann said…

Hi Jennifer,

 

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At 10:28pm on July 30, 2011, Marla Silverman said…
Hi Jennifer! Welcome to the club and feel free to check out my blog: Swanky Baby - swankybaby.net. I'm looking forward to checking yours out too!
At 9:05am on July 29, 2011, missy Varner said…
Hello,

My name is Missy and I am also a member of the Mom Bloggers Club. I have a blog, www.luxurybeautyproducts.blogspot.com and I also run the blog hop network.
I wanted to let you know that I am following you, and hoping when you get a chance you can follow me back. I also want to invite you to join my groups, The Blog Hop Network, Beauty Bloggers, and Children's businesses. Also, I would love to place a link to your site on my blog if you want to do the same with my blog on yours. Please let me know by sending me an email regarding this and it has been nice meeting you via the web.

MIssy
At 9:03am on July 28, 2011, Mëlissa Bakër gave Jennifer Marshall a gift
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Hey, I'm mel, I'm a single christian Mum from Australia! I'm looking for friends and readers for my blog.. happy for you to add me mate!
At 2:56pm on July 22, 2011, Mama Hen said…
That is such a great blog name. I look forward to following your blog! Welcome to MBC!

Mama Hen
www.mamaslittlechick.com
At 2:30pm on July 22, 2011, DP Nguyen said…
Hi! Welcome to Mom Bloggers Club. Wishing you the best of luck. I hope you'll check out my blog (www.pregnancybaby411.com) and follow my blog with Google Friend Connect. Feel free to ask me any questions you might have about navigating this site, or about blogging. I love helping and connecting with other bloggers - whether new or experienced.

I look forward to meeting you and reading your blog! :-)
-DP
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At 12:43pm on July 22, 2011, Lisa Bonnington AKA MOMFIusa said…

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At 10:46am on July 22, 2011, April Nicole said…

Welcome!! Love your blog!! 

much love

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