** My house is a revolving door of loud, screeching short people. (And I kind of love it.)** Wearing a dress AND a bra all in one day is quite an accomplishment.** Apparently, finding a random object like a screwdriver in the fridge doesn't even begin to faze me.** Standardized test scores should seriously come with a human translator.** It would be awesome if my personal chef, butler,…See More
** "Take a nap" keeps getting bumped off my to-do list for some reason.** My family is an all-you-can-eat buffet for the multiplying mosquitoes in our neighborhood.** If my kids had horns (and I'm not quite sure that they don't), they would literally be bulls in a china shop.** The "loungewear chic" trend for fall is perfect for the lazy slob in me.** Homework and meltdowns go hand in hand, for kids AND for…See More
** A three-day weekend is directly followed by an entire week of not knowing what the hell day it is.** The shortest weeks often seem like the longest.** Jimmy Hoffa may very well be hiding in my out-of-control pantry.** It's apparently important to remember to turn off the sprinkler system when your kid decides to camp out in the backyard.** Just when…See More
** The first day of school is a blessing like no other.** Homework's about to unleash its evil wrath upon us very, very soon.** I'd be much better equipped to run this three-ring circus if I had a whip.** Brad and Angelina finally got married. And I…See More
** I've seen no less than 14,789 people dump ice over their heads throughout the past few days.** Being the adult is often times way harder than being the kid.** It may very well STILL be forgotten even if it's written down.** 99% of the shows on Cartoon Network were clearly written by people with the "munchies".** My patience seems to have run off with my sanity.** Contrary to my children's beliefs, I…See More
As a parent, I've often found myself doing things that I wouldn't dream of doing on my own free will -- cleaning poop off a wall, catching puke with my bare hands, dining at a germ-infested Chuck E. Cheese. But the hellacious thing I got roped into doing last week on vacation? Well, that should earn me fabulous Mother's Day gifts for the rest of eternity.So we were down in Florida visiting my mother-in-law…See More
** Sometimes when I look at my Facebook feed, it seems that half the people have up and joined a damn cult.** Arriving by boat is pretty freaking awesome.** It’s exhausting being the 24 hour entertainment director.** I love every single second of those five minutes when my house is clean.** My daughter…See More
I've always been of the opinion that Play-Doh, Silly Putty, and all things gooey should be "outside" toys. They just always seem to crumble into little bits all over the floor for someone's feet to drag throughout the entire damn house. And this is EXACTLY why I should have known better than to allow my children to bring Crazy Aaron's stupid "Thinking Putty" into a room…See More
** A backyard campout for the kids is so much more fun when it’s in someone else’sbackyard.** Facebook should really be called “Bragbook“.** If looks could kill, then the REALLY loud lady on her cell phone at my nail salon would be dead.** An entire century seems to pass during a little league baseball…See More
** It's evidently mating season for a-holes.** If I never go to the U.S. Post Office again, it'll be too soon.** Summer needs to just tap the brakes.** Rip Van Winkle's got nothing on my husband.** Appliances tend to break down in multiples.** My pantry can't seem to keep up with my kids.** It should probably surprise me to find half a cheeseburger in the back seat of my car.**…See More
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