** I might be a bit biased, but I'm pretty sure if I was in sixth grade, I'd wanna be friends with my kids.** Apparently the floor is the best place to hang coats and towels.** Garage sales bring out the worst (and most definitely the C-R-A-Z-Y) in people.** I'm the only one in this house who seems to understand that the kitchen is closed after 8 PM.** The autocorrect on my iPhone has evidently…See More
** There's nothing like having your kids barge into your bathroom and present you with a Valentine while you're standing there buck naked.** I'd be better off shaving my legs with a chain saw than a brand new Lady Bic.** This latest polar vortex has made my mood more bitter than the…See More
** If I'm in the woods today, I need to avoid men wearing hockey masks.** Listening to an eleven year old sing in the shower is nothing short of AWESOME.** A kid kicking the back of your seat for 3+ hours on a plane is a true test of one's patience.** Holding my breath for a good Valentine's gift would only leave me blue in the face.** It's all fun and games till you find an ant…See More
** I am an extremely underpaid entertainment coordinator.** Nobody wins when Mama oversleeps on a school day.** You really can't watch the Magic Mike XXL trailer too many times.** The quickest way for me to fall asleep is to crawl in bed with a…See More
** Daytime t.v. brings with it some seriously disturbing commercials.** My kids are probably hungry all the time because most of their food ends up on the floor rather than in their mouths.** If you have measles, you may wanna think twice about going to an …See More
** Short weeks make you feel like every day is Friday.** They also make you angry to find out that every day is not, in fact, Friday.** I've totally forgotten what the sun even looks like.** Apparently I'm an asshole because I served my kids ice cream that was "too cold".** Being fired never…See More
** It's hard to play Dr. Kevorkian, even to a Beta fish who's dying a very slow death.** Helping with Spanish homework when you don't speak a lick of Spanish is like trying to cook a gourmet meal when you can't even boil water.** Sometimes a nap is more important than a workout.** Say what you will about Howard Stern, but the man is a GREAT freaking interviewer.** When you come across "Good Fellas"…See More
** I'm not buying whatever Mother Nature is selling.** My transformation from human to crocodile is nearly complete, thanks to all the dry heat in my house.** Suddenly a Snuggie doesn't seem like such a dumb idea.** You know it's cold outside when your family room feels like an igloo.**…See More
** 'Tis the season to feel like a walking ATM.** If you're a fan of torturing yourself, I highly recommend going to the mall two weekends before Christmas.** We need to bring nap time back (for me, not for the kids).** When I get my car washed or my hair done, you can bet your ass it's gonna rain.** I have a knack for picking the checkout lane with the MOTHER of all problems.** A week off of…See More
** If my kids overflow one more toilet around here, they're getting an outhouse for Christmas.** I could really use an elf.** Getting Christmas cards in the mail is so much better than getting bills in the mail.** Antlers are for reindeer, NOT for cars.** It's no fun to be stalked by a bitch named Insomnia.**…See More
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