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Things I've Learned This Week

** The revolving door of kids, dirt, and craziness must mean it's FINALLY Summer.** Moms should get a cut of all lemonade stand profits.** And somebody totally needs to have an ADULT lemonade stand.** Sand will take over the floors of my car and my house from now until September.** Lake Michigan feels great -- if you like swimming in a giant pool of ice.** If I had a dollar for every time Goatdog barks…See More

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The Man in Brown

It's amazing to me how Goatdog and I can have such differing opinions of the UPS man. We're talking complete opposite ends of the spectrum, people. I just so happen to LOVE a visit from the man in brown. I mean, he brings me wine and shoes and sassy new dresses -- what girl wouldn't love that??! Goatdog, however, absolutely LOATHES the dude with every furry fiber of his being. If given the…See More

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Things I've Learned This Week

** I don't know where I am or what I'm supposed to be doing.** Insomnia wants to be my BFF.** My kids have mentally checked out for the summer, which will make the last week of homework oh so much fun. (*snark*)** Ten year olds should most certainly NOT be worrying about six-pack abs!!!!!!** Every stoplight purposely turns red when I'm in a hurry.** It's always fun when you don't realize you're out of…See More

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"Not so much this week... I've learned that if you say your opinion on the Interenet you must be crazy or sick or whatever... Because, no mather how clever you are, your opinion will always be stupid and irrelevant. And I've learned it…"

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Things I've Learned This Week

** Surprisingly, a quiet house kinda creeps me out.** Mother Nature is a ruthless Bitch with a capital "B".** "The Great Gatsby" was unfortunately not all that great.** I would get lost inside a cardboard box. (No, seriously, how do I get out of this thing?)** Grown men fighting in a bar is the very definition of STUPIDITY.** When you're a parent and your head itches, you automatically think LICE.** You…See More

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Things I've Learned This Week

** Cramps and mammograms are just two of the many perks (*ahem*) of being a woman.** I'd rather be a wrinkled mess than pull out an iron.** Kids and husbands have very selective hearing.** Getting in bed early to read a book didn't kill me after all.** Paying your offspring to do things you don't wanna do is a win-win situation.** Wine tastes so much better than NyQuil.** The majority of the carpool…See More

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Things I've Learned This Week

** I really couldn't give a rat's ass what Ryan Lochte would do.** Diarrhea of the mouth is a dangerous thing.** If you can't laugh at yourself, you're doing something wrong.** I can rest easy now that my kids know what dingleberries are.** Every day should involve sunshine.** Parking tickets piss me off -- especially in front of my own…See More

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Little League Angst

(Oh, but there is!!!!)_______________________________________________________I don't know about you, but I think little league baseball is one of the most painful sports to watch. Not only is it like staring at drying paint cause it takes ten zillion years for a game to finish, but it's also agonizing to see how much pressure those little guys put on themselves when they're up to bat. It's all I can do…See More

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Things I've Learned This Week

** My son isn't afraid to run a song straight into the ground.** Neither time nor cheese is on my side.** If answering questions was a high-paying job, I'd be rolling in the benjamins.** I feel naked without my cell phone.** It's such a nice change of pace to get something in the mail besides bills.** An uncooperative eyelash can totally funk up your driving skills.** Judge Judy would be awesome at…See More

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If It SMELLS Like Poo, It Probably IS Poo

_______________________________________________________________Goatdog continues to amaze me with the ridiculously crazy things he chooses to eat. Lately, he's munched on everything from aluminum foil to snotty Kleenex's. The more disgusting the item, the more appetizing it is to him. And the biggest lesson we've repeatedly learned from his bizarre eating habits is that if it smells like the dog stuck…See More

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Things I've Learned This Week

** Spilled wine is WAY worse than spilled milk.** The DMV is truly a vast sea of weirdness.** Turning 29 again wasn't so bad after all.** We evidently need to start lining up in two's to board the ark.** There'd better be some big-ass May flowers in Chicago after all these freaking April showers.** Goatdog needs Xanax. Or a straight jacket. Big time.** The amount of stupidity posted on Facebook…See More

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You Say It's Your Birthday? Well, It's My Birthday, Too!

It's hard to believe that ten whole years have passed since I was squeezing my legs together like a freaking vice so my twins wouldn't be born on my birthday. Yep, call me crazy, but I did NOT wanna have to share the same b-day as my kiddos. I mean, seriously, moms get so few days of recognition as it is! And, dammit, I wanted my own day for myself! Thankfully, my mission was accomplished, and my…See More

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Things I've Learned This Week

** The longer you watch t.v. at night, the stupider the commercials get.** North Korea needs a giant chill pill.** I seriously hate sleepovers.** It's not so bad to be poked by a hot doctor.** Rick Pitino may very well be a vampire.** When you send your husband to buy cleats for your son, he may or may not come back…See More

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What is your blog name?: Nucking Futs Mama

What is your blog URL?: http://www.nuckingfutsmama.com

Twitter URL: http://twitter.com/#!/nuckingfutsmama

What is your site's URL?: http://www.nuckingfutsmama.com

Share a little something about yourself with other moms.: I'm a stay at home mom of boy/girl twins who's trying like mad to hang onto my last marble before my kids steal it.

What is your blogging philosophy?: I believe laughter is the best medicine, so I try to inject as much humor as possible into my writing.

I have been blogging since...: 2009

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Things I've Learned This Week

Posted on June 14, 2013 at 7:06pm 0 Comments 0 Likes

** The revolving door of kids, dirt, and craziness must mean it's FINALLY Summer.

** Moms should get a cut of all lemonade stand profits.

** And somebody totally…

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The Man in Brown

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Things I've Learned This Week

Posted on May 31, 2013 at 3:07pm 0 Comments 0 Likes

** I don't know where I am or what I'm supposed to be doing.

** Insomnia wants to be my BFF.

** My kids have mentally checked out for the summer, which will make the…

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Things I've Learned This Week

Posted on May 27, 2013 at 2:43pm 1 Comment 2 Likes

** Surprisingly, a quiet house kinda creeps me out.

** Mother Nature is a ruthless Bitch with a capital "B".

** "The Great Gatsby" was unfortunately not all that great.

** I would get lost inside a cardboard box. (No, seriously, how do I get out of this thing?)

** Grown men fighting in a bar is the…

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