Jennifer Marshall
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Crazy Aaron Can Suck It

I've always been of the opinion that Play-Doh, Silly Putty, and all things gooey should be "outside" toys.  They just always seem to crumble into little bits all over the floor for someone's feet to drag throughout the entire damn house.  And this is EXACTLY why I should have known better than to allow my children to bring Crazy Aaron's stupid "Thinking Putty" into a room…See More
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Things I've Learned This Week

** A backyard campout for the kids is so much more fun when it’s in someone else’sbackyard.** Facebook should really be called “Bragbook“.** If looks could kill, then the REALLY loud lady on her cell phone at my nail salon would be dead.** An entire century seems to pass during a little league baseball…See More
Jul 26
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Things I've Learned This Week

** It's evidently mating season for a-holes.** If I never go to the U.S. Post Office again, it'll be too soon.** Summer needs to just tap the brakes.** Rip Van Winkle's got nothing on my husband.** Appliances tend to break down in multiples.** My pantry can't seem to keep up with my kids.** It should probably surprise me to find half a cheeseburger in the back seat of my car.**…See More
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Things I've Learned This Week

** June somehow pulled a giant disappearing act on us.** The more laundry I have to fold, the more I dream about becoming a nudist family.** Tim Howard is a modern-day Superman.** Sleepovers involve pretty much everything BUT sleep.** When I see people packing up all their tents & gear to set up in the woods somewhere, I can’t…See More
Jul 4
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Things I've Learned This Week

** Mother Nature seems to have Chicago and San Francisco confused.** Every time I go to CVS, the receipt is longer than the Great Wall of China.** Some of us just aren't cut out for high heels.  (Like me, for example.)** Grown men apparently still …See More
Jun 27
darla halyk commented on Jennifer Marshall's blog post 'Things I've Learned This Week'
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Jun 21
Jennifer Marshall posted a blog post

Things I've Learned This Week

** Cooking would be so much more enjoyable if someone did it for me.** No matter the question, duct tape is ALWAYS the answer.** I'm apparently a "lame" fort builder.** There are so many hot World Cup soccer players and so little time to drool over them.** Sitting down for more than two seconds is evidently a crime.** I'm a mom, after all.** If you eat a giant cupcake with your eyes…See More
Jun 20
Jennifer Marshall posted a blog post

Things I've Learned This Week

** It takes a village.  To raise a husband.** The world is way too incredibly full of itself.** Surprisingly, it's been 20 years since OJ got away with murder.** The ONLY thing that should make a duck face is a duck.** There truly is a sucker born every single minute.** My kids are never gonna go to bed this summer.** It's gonna be a LONG summer.** Caterpillar poop is apparently called…See More
Jun 13
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End of the School Year Madness

Maybe it's just me, but the end of the school year always seems to bring with it a boatload of unwanted stress.  Finding a "place" for all the papers that are sent home, trying not to drown in the flood of never-ending emails, buying the gazillion and one thank you gifts -- IT NEVER EVER ENDS!  Really, it's enough to send a sane woman on the first bus to Crazyville.Honestly, I'm about to just put a…See More
Jun 12
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Things I've Learned This Week

** The end-of-the-school-year craziness must surely subtract five years off a mom's life.** I am sooooooooo done with the packing of the lunches.** Stressed-out is not one of my finer looks.** Gossip spreads WAY faster than actual news.** If you put all your eggs in one basket, you're gonna have one heavy freaking basket.** Jay Z takes bad grammar to a whole other level.** The mosquitos around…See More
Jun 6
Jennifer Marshall posted a blog post

Things I've Learned This Week

** The end-of-the-school-year craziness must surely subtract five years off a mom's life.** I am sooooooooo done with the packing of the lunches.** Stressed-out is not one of my finer looks.** Gossip spreads WAY faster than actual news.** If you put all your eggs in one basket, you're gonna have one heavy freaking basket.** Jay Z takes bad grammar to a whole other level.** The mosquitos around…See More
Jun 6
Jennifer Marshall posted a blog post

Things I've Learned This Week

** Onions are NOT my friend.** Every time I see a Smart Car, I can't help but giggle.** Being in three different places at one time is, unfortunately, at the top of my to-do list.** Cloning myself seems like a pretty freaking awesome idea.** Drastic times call for drastic measures -- of wine.** Homework is dead to me at this point in the school year.** …See More
May 30
Marcia Fowler commented on Jennifer Marshall's blog post 'Things I've Learned This Week'
"I learned that cotton candy, a hot dog and part of a hot pretzel will give a 5 year old a stomach ache."
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Nucking Futs Mama
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http://www.nuckingfutsmama.com
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http://twitter.com/#!/nuckingfutsmama
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http://www.nuckingfutsmama.com
Share a little something about yourself with other moms.
I'm a stay at home mom of boy/girl twins who's trying like mad to hang onto my last marble before my kids steal it.
What is your blogging philosophy?
I believe laughter is the best medicine, so I try to inject as much humor as possible into my writing.
I have been blogging since...
2009

Jennifer Marshall's Blog

Crazy Aaron Can Suck It

Posted on July 30, 2014 at 10:18am 0 Comments

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I've always been of the opinion that Play-Doh, Silly Putty, and all things gooey should be "outside" toys.  They just always seem to crumble into little bits all over the floor for someone's feet to drag throughout the entire damn house.  And this is EXACTLY why I should have known better than to allow my children to…

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Things I've Learned This Week

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** A backyard campout for the kids is so much more fun when it’s in someone else’sbackyard.



** Facebook should really be called…

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Things I've Learned This Week

Posted on July 19, 2014 at 12:24am 0 Comments

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** It's evidently mating season for a-holes.



** If I never go to the U.S. Post Office again, it'll be too soon.



** Summer needs to just…

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Things I've Learned This Week

Posted on July 4, 2014 at 8:04pm 0 Comments



** June somehow pulled a giant disappearing act on us.



** The more laundry I have to fold, the more I dream about becoming a nudist…

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At 1:55am on June 20, 2013, Lea said…

Work At Home Mom, WAHM, Mom Blogger

I am stopping by to say "hello" :)
I haven't been here in a while.
I welcome your friendship :)


Lea @ Mother Baby Child & Weight Loss Help


At 1:32pm on November 15, 2011, Noemi Millmann said…

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At 10:28pm on July 30, 2011, Marla Silverman said…
Hi Jennifer! Welcome to the club and feel free to check out my blog: Swanky Baby - swankybaby.net. I'm looking forward to checking yours out too!
At 9:05am on July 29, 2011, missy Varner said…
Hello,

My name is Missy and I am also a member of the Mom Bloggers Club. I have a blog, www.luxurybeautyproducts.blogspot.com and I also run the blog hop network.
I wanted to let you know that I am following you, and hoping when you get a chance you can follow me back. I also want to invite you to join my groups, The Blog Hop Network, Beauty Bloggers, and Children's businesses. Also, I would love to place a link to your site on my blog if you want to do the same with my blog on yours. Please let me know by sending me an email regarding this and it has been nice meeting you via the web.

MIssy
At 9:03am on July 28, 2011, Mëlissa Bakër gave Jennifer Marshall a gift
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Hey, I'm mel, I'm a single christian Mum from Australia! I'm looking for friends and readers for my blog.. happy for you to add me mate!
At 2:56pm on July 22, 2011, Mama Hen said…
That is such a great blog name. I look forward to following your blog! Welcome to MBC!

Mama Hen
www.mamaslittlechick.com
At 2:30pm on July 22, 2011, DP Nguyen said…
Hi! Welcome to Mom Bloggers Club. Wishing you the best of luck. I hope you'll check out my blog (www.pregnancybaby411.com) and follow my blog with Google Friend Connect. Feel free to ask me any questions you might have about navigating this site, or about blogging. I love helping and connecting with other bloggers - whether new or experienced.

I look forward to meeting you and reading your blog! :-)
-DP
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At 10:46am on July 22, 2011, April Nicole said…

Welcome!! Love your blog!! 

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