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Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Vagina

Posted on December 11, 2008 at 12:48pm 3 Comments

In grade school I used to love those jokes where a kid would learn the wrong names of sexual anatomy and then say things like, "I saw Daddy's submarine going toward Mommy's abyss (or whatever. I forget the wording). Anyway, telling and hearing these jokes was not only a fun activity, but it implied you understood sex and sex accessories: "Swords," "Tunnels," and "Headlights."

My daughter, newly four, asked the other night at the dinner table what I would do if someone asked me to show them… Continue

Dining with Shorty

Posted on August 13, 2008 at 3:02pm 0 Comments

Dining with Shorty



I wrote an article for Honolulu Magazine about dining out at nice restaurants with kids because hell to the no am I going to spend a Saturday night at Chuck-E-Cheese unless there are shrooms on that pizza. I really love food and dining, but I am NOT a 'foodie.' I can't stand that word. It's like 'moist' or 'nipple.' Yuck.



Here is the (very tame) article:





When we had a baby, my husband and I had to sacrifice the usual things—sleeping in,… Continue

Why Can't Men Say "Ow?"

Posted on July 24, 2008 at 1:40pm 0 Comments

Why Can't Men Say, "Ow?"



"Ow. That hurts. I'm in pain." These are a few things my husband will never say. After a snowboarding mishap he blacked out, woke and noticed it hurt when his friend kept jabbing him in the stomach. He googled his symptoms and figured he was bleeding internally and he may have ruptured his spleen. Did he call an ambulance? Did he say, "Oh, shit."? No. He went to McDonald's. Then the hospital where the doctors freaked out and tended to him STAT. He still did… Continue

What to Read This Weekend (according to author, Laura Fraser)

Posted on July 23, 2008 at 1:04pm 0 Comments

Laura Fraser knows best. Really. She's an expert on books, writing, food, fashion, Italy, San Francisco, the list goes on. Her book, An Italian Affair, is one of my favorite memoirs ever written. It chronicles her journey to Italy after being left by her husband after one year of marriage. Eat, Pray, Love (I continue to dis on this book, sorry) has nothing on this.

Here's what Laura has to say about her latest reads...



"I read Jane Smiley's Ten Days in the Hills and had a very… Continue

Extra! Extra! Mommy was Slutty!

Posted on July 18, 2008 at 2:01pm 0 Comments

My previous sex life is now on display right here in the San Francisco Chronicle. They did a review of Dirty Words: A Literary Encyclopedia of Sex. The reviewer notes some of the words assigned to the different writers, but only my essay is really quoted. Now, I was fully aware this was going to be read, but I assumed by those who had purchased the book. It would not be read by say, my mother or my former Stanford professors, or random Chronicle readers who just got finished reading a review on… Continue

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At 10:40am on July 12, 2013, Lea said…

Work At Home Mom, WAHM, Mom Blogger

I am stopping by to say "hello" :)
I haven't been here in a while.
I welcome your friendship :)


Lea @ Mother Baby Child & Weight Loss Help


At 3:34pm on July 14, 2011, the third boob said…
we (chach + nellie) started a blog & would love for you to check us out and hopefully get a giggle & some answers to "why is this blog called the third boob"?! (http://thethirdboob.blogspot.com/2011/05/third-boob-story-that-started-it-all.html)
if you find the story amusing enough to follow us or tell people about we would be forever grateful.
At 10:33pm on August 25, 2010, Cynthia Helwig-Putorti said…
Hi there from The Girlz Korner in upstate New York where you'll find light, witty and rather entertaining articles on every topic imaginable from The Little Black Dress to Making Whoopie. So if you get a chance to kick back and exhale, if only for a brief moment ... come on over and see me some time.
At 11:26pm on August 2, 2008, Jennifer said…
Hi there! Love your blog!
At 3:21pm on July 17, 2008, Mommyie Mayhem said…
Hello there my new blog buddy!!
At 11:12am on July 17, 2008, Carrie said…
Welcome to the club. Will have to check out your books.
At 9:13am on July 16, 2008, Mary Davis said…
Loved your blog. A real published author - very cool. Nice to "meet" you!
At 9:02pm on July 15, 2008, Summer said…
Hi there!
At 8:37pm on July 15, 2008, Lauren Weitzman said…
Welcome to the club!

Lauren
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At 8:17pm on July 15, 2008, Annette Piper said…
Great to see you here :)
 
 
 

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