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Michelle Horton
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Remembering Labor One Year Later...

The other day, a woman at work mentioned that she was terrified to one day find herself in labor. Without skipping a beat, I replied, "Women are so overly dramatic about it. It's not that bad."Yes, I said that. Really. And at the time, I meant it. As soon as it left my mouth, however, a little voice inside of my head -- the Memory Keeper, perhaps -- laughed.The first half of my statement I stand by. Hollywood paints labor as a gory, blood-curdling nightmare where women scream at their husbands…See More
Jan 17, 2010
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Mama Never Said
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http://www.mamaneversaid.com
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http://www.mamaneversaid.com
Share a little something about yourself with other moms.
I'm a first-time mom and a writer, looking to join this community of like-minded women and connect the dots between our isolated experiences with humor and honesty. I'm young, newly married and a survivor from the working-full-time-away-from-home trenches. There were many days when I left my newborn for 15 to 18 hours straight, with no other option. I've recently taken the leap, the risk, with a work-from-home schedule, and I couldn't be happier. I'm still trying to navigate this new lifestyle, balancing mommyhood and working, but I'm doing the best that I can.
What is your blogging philosophy?
To bypass the cliches about motherhood and explore the hysterical, disgusting, exhausting, rewarding world of parenting.
I have been blogging since...
July 2009

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Remembering Labor One Year Later...

Posted on January 17, 2010 at 11:26am 0 Comments

The other day, a woman at work mentioned that she was terrified to one day find herself in labor. Without skipping a beat, I replied, "Women are so overly dramatic about it. It's not that bad."



Yes, I said that. Really. And at the time, I meant it. As soon as it left my mouth, however, a little voice inside of my head -- the Memory Keeper, perhaps -- laughed.



The first half of my statement I stand by. Hollywood paints labor as a gory, blood-curdling nightmare where women… Continue

Confession: I lie about my age

Posted on November 27, 2009 at 7:33am 0 Comments

In real life, I'm 23 years old.



Yes, I'm 23 and I'm a mother and I'm married and WHAT?



I know, I get it all. the. time.





"Wow you look so young to have a baby!"

"Yeah, I'm, um, 23."

"Oh. Yeah...well...you are young to have a baby."





"Oh my gosh you have a baby? You look like you're 18!"






And then comes the questions: Am I married? When did I get married? Why? Was it an accident? Are you working? Still… Continue

Techie Tots

Posted on November 27, 2009 at 7:30am 0 Comments

What I imagine goes on in my 9-month-old's mind:



Hm, lots of toys, lots of toys.



Let's see there's a round thing, a hard thing, and a - what the? - what's this squishy thing? And there's a...



Oh boy...



I think -- I think -- I just spotted something I'm not supposed to touch. It has a wire and a keyboard and a 2 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo Processor. Yep, yep, I know these things. Let's fire up this bad boy and...



NOAH. NO.



...Damn…
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At 10:59pm on June 24, 2013, Lea said…

Work At Home Mom, WAHM, Mom Blogger

I am stopping by to say "hello" :)
I haven't been here in a while.
I welcome your friendship :)


Lea @ Mother Baby Child & Weight Loss Help


At 4:54pm on July 25, 2010, Cynthia Helwig-Putorti said…
Hi there from The Girlz Korner in upstate New York where you'll find light, witty and rather entertaining articles on every topic imaginable from The Little Black Dress to Making Whoopie. So if you get a chance to kick back and exhale, if only for a brief moment ... come on over and see me some time.
At 9:20pm on December 10, 2009, Lisa @CrazyAdventuresinParenting said…
Welcome to MBC! :)
At 12:31pm on November 27, 2009, Ella Johnson said…
Hello and welcome to MBC. Have a great weekend.

Ella
http://mymcbooks.wordpress.com
www.mcbooksandgifts.com
 
 
 

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