My Momma Drama's Page

My husband can tell great stories. Awesome jaw dropping stories. He’s the life of the party – being the Gemini that he is, he’ll charm the pants off of you (literally) and have you laughing for days. Me? Not so much. I’m pretty damn charming if I say so myself, in a weird once you get to know me I’m addicting kind of way, but I’m painfully shy and do best with one on one interactions. I am not the life of the party or a good story teller. Usually my stories end up coming out like, “you…

Unfortunately I was head-butted into teenagedom last weekend, when my 12 year old step-son came to visit. Like already, 12? I wasn’t ready for it! Not like anyone ever is…

Him, hubby and I were sitting in the living room taking turns playing Call of Duty. He was sitting in the recliner, hubby and I were sitting on the couch together. It was step-son’s turn to play, so hubby kind of…

Hubby sliced his thumb open last night prepping ears of corn to throw on the grill. He cut it at an angle from the top down through the middle of his thumb nail.

He called me after he did it and I was still 45 minutes from getting home after picking up both the kids. He’s so hard headed, I knew he was going to resist going to the emergency room – which is why he now has a deep Harry Potter style scar dead square between his eyes after refusing to get stitches from busting it…

I love, love, LOVE taking tests about myself. It’s so neat to be able to be more introspective. I guess you can’t really attribute everything as being correct, but it amazes me how accurate some of these things are just from answering 100 questions or so. I recently took Strengths Finder 2.0 because a girl I work with brought in the book and I…