** Daylight Savings is clearly one of Satan's brilliant ideas.
** Me sitting on the toilet is evidently an open invitation for a party in the bathroom.
** The white crusty stuff around the top of the milk carton is seriously nasty.
** A bouquet of balloons always sounds like a good idea until you try to get them into the…Continue
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** The time change is making me think I'm late to everything. (O.k., so later than usual).
** My town has already put up its Christmas decorations. So we can now eat our Halloween candy under the mistletoe.
** After a thorough cleaning of my daughter's room, turns out there isn't a dead body in there after all.
** Hurricane Sandy gave a whole new meaning to the term “shit storm”.
** Governor Chris Christie was surely a bulldog in another life.
** You pretty much have to turn tricks to be able to afford all those Halloween treats.
** It’s hard to know whether to laugh or feel sorry for a dog trying to take a dump in a sheriff’s…Continue
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