Jennifer Marshall's Blog Posts Tagged 'Facebook' (11)

The Banana Boat Ride

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As a parent, I've often found myself doing things that I wouldn't dream of doing on my own free will --  cleaning poop off a wall, catching puke with my bare hands, dining at a germ-infested Chuck E. Cheese.  But the hellacious thing I got roped into doing last week on vacation?  Well, that should earn me fabulous…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on August 21, 2014 at 1:54pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week



** Sometimes when I look at my Facebook feed, it seems that half the people have up and joined a damn cult.…



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Added by Jennifer Marshall on August 8, 2014 at 9:26am — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week



** A backyard campout for the kids is so much more fun when it’s in someone else’sbackyard.



** Facebook should really be called…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on July 26, 2014 at 12:39am — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

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** It's not a road trip in our family unless it ends with a souvenir bag of puke.

** Thanksgiving without a nap is like Christmas without a Santa.

** You never…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on November 29, 2013 at 11:33am — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

** Mornings love me WAY more than I love them.

** This week's heat wave has made being a nudist seem a whole lot more appealing.

** I get more stupid with…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on July 19, 2013 at 6:45pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

** I guess I accidentally skipped a week of keeping track of what I've learned.  Oopsy.

** The beach is truly my happy place.

** Soap operas really are unnecessary…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on July 12, 2013 at 4:54pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

** Spilled wine is WAY worse than spilled milk.

** The DMV is truly a vast sea of weirdness.

** Turning 29 again wasn't so bad after…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on April 19, 2013 at 2:31pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

** Family trips are flat-out EXHAUSTING.

** It takes 11 years to unpack 11 days worth of luggage.

** Reality's a bitch, especially when it sucker punches…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on April 5, 2013 at 1:00pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

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** The shoe cubby in the foyer is the most logical place to store your jock cup.  Apparently.

** I've answered more questions than Google over the past several days.

** Snooki has confirmed her pregnancy.  I killed a…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on March 9, 2012 at 11:16am — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

 

** Not realizing your sports bra is too small until halfway into your run is nothing short of sucky.

** It took me way too 'cussing' long to appreciate the awesomeness of "The Fantastic Mr.Fox."

** Kids are a zillion times better at handling stress than adults are.

** I need to start carrying around a ladle to…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on March 2, 2012 at 1:38pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

 

** Kids pick the most awesomely inopportune times to take a dump.

 

** Summer = an impromptu game of kick-the-can on a random Monday night.

 

** Goatdog is about to become a street dog.

 

** I wouldn't do well in that Little House on the Prairie.

 

** If Tuesday and Wednesday had a Facebook page, I would NOT…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on July 29, 2011 at 1:11pm — No Comments

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