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** The DMV is truly a vast sea of weirdness.

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** Family trips are flat-out EXHAUSTING.

** It takes 11 years to unpack 11 days worth of luggage.

** Reality's a bitch, especially when it sucker punches…

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** The shoe cubby in the foyer is the most logical place to store your jock cup.  Apparently.

** I've answered more questions than Google over the past several days.

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** Not realizing your sports bra is too small until halfway into your run is nothing short of sucky.

** It took me way too 'cussing' long to appreciate the awesomeness of "The Fantastic Mr.Fox."

** Kids are a zillion times better at handling stress than adults are.

** I need to start carrying around a ladle to…

** Kids pick the most awesomely inopportune times to take a dump.

** Summer = an impromptu game of kick-the-can on a random Monday night.

** Goatdog is about to become a street dog.

** I wouldn't do well in that Little House on the Prairie.

** If Tuesday and Wednesday had a Facebook page, I would NOT…