All Blog Posts Tagged 'Funny' (17)

Talk to the fist, 'cause the hand won't listen!

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The other day, when I asked my six-year-old to go brush her teeth, she told me to, talk to her fist! 



Every day is a new opportunity for her to wield her impetuous powers... And wield she does. From the time she calls room service to…

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Added by Lisa René LeClair on November 30, 2013 at 12:07am — 2 Comments

A Shirt

Every day kids learn something new.



With toddlers its a constant stream

of new words.



Car.

Dog.

Shoe.

Milk.

No.

Yea.

Um.



Yuck.

Hat.

Eat.

Shirt.



Shirt. Simple enough. For you and me.





I say to him, "lets get your shirt on."



He says, "a shit

on."



I say, "put a shirt on."



He says, "aw shit."



I say,

"Honey, a shirt. To cover your tummy and protect it from the…

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Added by Sarah Baker on July 23, 2012 at 9:53pm — No Comments

5 things you didn't know about Spider Man

I seems my life lately has been dominated by super heros. Over the last few days I've learned a lot about Spider Man. I already had the 1960's theme song down, but I had no idea how dynamic this guy really is.



5 things you didn't know about Spider Man:



1. Spider Man loves to show off his muscles. All that web slinging really builds up that body. I mean, Wow!…

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Added by Marcie Bunker on February 15, 2012 at 12:30am — 1 Comment

Attention Teenagers! NO is a complete sentence!

My son of fifteen behaved like a teen and disobeyed one of the house rules this past weekend. He's come to the stage were he will still do whatever he wants and calls me un-sympathetic towards him. I'ts crazy how they have done something wrong, yet they get you to feel unhappy, stressed, crazy and guilty. I'm working on that.

So,I've grounded him for two weeks , no friends, no games, NO COMPUTER.

But he thought he could outwit me by using the WI-FI on his phone. So we changed…

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Added by MakersDaugther on February 11, 2011 at 5:24am — No Comments

What stress can do to teenagers





Keir Gilchrist



What stress can do to teenagers





Craig, a sixteen-year-old hears the voices of his parents and his sister

say, "Don't do it," and wakes up in a sweat.



His parents love him. They're nice people, so what's the problem?

Stress. He doesn't want to… Continue

Added by Gutsy Living on October 14, 2010 at 6:29pm — No Comments

Oh NO I DIDN'T!

I am ashamed to say that I have had many, many.... many embarrassing moments in Motherhood. In fact, of all of my mothering friends, I would say I probably have the most moments that induce gales of laughter over a glass of wine. All at my expense, all for the enjoyment of others.



I have had public displays of lactation, gas attacks that would clear a biker bar while pregnant, and every type of spit up, vomit, poop and other various child deposits on my shirts for all to see. And… Continue

Added by Lori Pace on September 8, 2010 at 10:55pm — No Comments

There Goes Time

I joined an online discussion recently. A mom's baby was turning 11 and she was surprised at how fast the time went by.


I responded by telling a story of the boys. By the time I hit the reply…
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Added by More Milestones on June 21, 2010 at 4:30pm — No Comments

Friday Funny Blog Hop & Twitter #FF w/Sexy Mr. Linky!

Feel free to blame @MamaLibra for this one…I plan to….’cause she started it with the crack whore Mom last Friday. I had heard a lot about this guy, @Ray William Johnson. His…

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Added by Tracy Warner on May 21, 2010 at 8:47am — No Comments

Friday Funny Blog Hop, Twitter #FF, & Mr. Linky All-In-One!

Hi, my name is Tracy & I’m a Crackbook addict….& apparently I have also become a frikkin’ Twit….go figure! Oddly, I’ve come to prefer Twitter at times…quick, to the point tweets, back & forth for a few minutes, walk away. Facebook is far more time consuming & personal, neither of which I’m very inclined towards! I just don’t have the attention sp….Oh look, a Blue Birdie…look to the right, look back at me…that I followed to Twitter, which, compared to Facebook, moves as…

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Added by Tracy Warner on May 14, 2010 at 2:41am — No Comments

Friday Funny Blog Hop & Twitter #FF w/Mr. Linky!

As one of my fave tweeps @theveganbitch might say…It’s Friday, F**kers! And you know what that means here in Crazy Town….time once again to hop aboard the Crazy Train blog hop & Twitter #FF & enjoy some laughs as we share our favourite giggles from another week in the life….that craptastic trash, The Hills, managed to entertain once again as…

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Added by Tracy Warner on May 7, 2010 at 2:05am — No Comments

32 Refections From The Potty





Just so we're straight- I'm not the one on the potty.



Baby Lug is.



As I type this I’m potty training Baby Lug, whose just turned 3.



Thank goodness I have a ton of Easter Candy to dole out for each time he uses the toilet. Otherwise I'd be in big… Continue

Added by TheBetsy on April 23, 2010 at 8:09am — 1 Comment

If the Magic Fairy Came to Visit me in Mommyland

My makeup bag contains one very old tube of foundation (because I only wear makeup on the rare occasions when my husband and I go out for dinner) and a few other dried up objects. I resorted to cutting my own hair when Mirabelle was a baby (because it just seemed easier than trying to work out a time when I could go to a hair salon, given she was BF and refused…
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Added by Aging Mommy on March 2, 2010 at 6:45pm — No Comments

Momnesia a Myth?!?

The British Journal of Psychiatry has published the findings of a new research study from the Australian National University. After studying 1,241 women, scientists concluded that women's memories remained as good during and after pregnancy as before. Prof Helen Christensen who led the study said "women need to be less automatic in their willingness to attribute common memory lapses to a… Continue

Added by Aging Mommy on February 27, 2010 at 3:24pm — No Comments

Marriage Counseling Stinks. 4 Counseling Sessions Down, 23 To Go.

Marriage counseling stinks. It really does. I skipped our session last week, and I’ve been avoiding admitting the truth and writing this post ever since. But that’s my m.o., that’s what I do. I go in cycles, up, down, and all around. When I start to slide, it’s a very slippery slope.

Nobody told me that if I really wanted to work on my marriage, I’d also have to work on myself. I know how stupid that sounds. I mean, REALLY work on myself.

It’s almost like remodeling a… Continue

Added by AverageJosey on December 14, 2009 at 11:53pm — No Comments

WHY Does He Love YOU? 3 Counseling Sessions Down, 24 To Go...

Ask your partner why they love you. See what happens. I did, and then I tried not to panic when my husband paused and told me the question made his brain hurt.

Well actually, that requires the presence of a brain, and since he still hadn’t answered yet, I seriously doubt his is in working order. Men can be so DENSE.

Oh, by the way, our rubberbands from last week’s session, lasted approximately 20 hours. Not even a full day. They were, quite possibly, the worst idea I’ve… Continue

Added by AverageJosey on December 7, 2009 at 3:25pm — No Comments

My Marriage Experiment ~ 2 Counseling Sessions Down, 25 To Go!

So we’ve already determined that we stink. We’ve forgotten how to dream. We’ve lost our individual identities and we’re simply co-existing. Sounds pretty depressing, doesn’t it? Well Ladies, I must say, since our first marriage counseling session was posted last week, my life has been an absolute whirlwind.

We may, in fact, stink. But a funny thing happened. When you start communicating, no matter how “big” or “small” the conversation, things start to change. Dynamics are… Continue

Added by AverageJosey on November 25, 2009 at 11:30am — No Comments

The Dark Side

My 9 year old daughter informed our dinner companions last night that I have a "dark side."



Despite the fact that it's true, I was alarmed that my daughter picked up on it. Of course, my sister and cousin were hysterical laughing and pointing fingers at me. I told them to "shut-up."



Does a 9 year old even know what a dark side is? And if so, when did she see it? Did she see me scratch my nose with my middle finger at some old lady who cut us off the other day? Did she… Continue

Added by Sarah Maizes on September 8, 2009 at 12:54pm — No Comments

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