** Inadvertently headbutting the door with your forehead is not the best way to open it.

** When a fart rips through your yoga class, you can't help but feel bad for the person who let it slip out.

** Glue guns and Google are two of the BEST inventions on the planet.

** My kids should have to pay labor costs for all the time I've…

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** The shoe cubby in the foyer is the most logical place to store your jock cup.  Apparently.

** I've answered more questions than Google over the past several days.

** Snooki has confirmed her pregnancy.  I killed a…

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Well, Yesterday I posted a "VLog" which I have never done before and apparently no one viewed it....Oh well.  Its on You Tube so we will see if anyone is interested.

Well, I am a working mom and Entrepreneur.  (A lot of other things too:)  I work in healthcare and have been doing so for many years, it pays great and I do enjoy it although getting a bit bored.  I come from a long line of Entrepreneurs, It is something that I really cannot help, it is just in me.…

** Recovery time from the weekend is much much longer than it used to be.

** I should just hand out money to trick-or-treaters as much as candy costs these days.

** School pick up in the rain is about as much fun as filing your nails with a chain saw.

** It's impossible to get the smell of dead snail off your hands.  Don't ask…

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Using Google Earth to find out where my kids are going.

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Granted, the (relatively!) new millennium has already brought with it a myriad of new terms being coined to keep up with the advent of social media & constant technological advances. Though the jury is still out on the efficacy of many of them, I’m throwing my hat in the ring & coining one of my own! Whether or not it ever makes it past the borders of Crazy Town is neither here nor there…frankly, without the …

Comment Luv blows. Also, grade 4 math. Also, butting heads with The One I Butt Heads With over Grade 4 math. Try to keep up people. So, a bunch of new visitors for Wordless Wednesday commented on older posts…with that annoyed, WTF kinda attitude we all get when we hit a WW link only to discover it is NOT a WW post….you either don’t play at all, or have the decency to just…