My husband came to me and asked, "Have you seen Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt?"
"No. Why? Is it any good?"
"Oh, man! YOU have to see it. It's uncanny!" He continued, "It's about this girl who escapes a cult and decides to take on New York City with her positive, can-do attitude..."
Then he raised his eyebrows and did this slooow nod, like, You know what I'm saying. Ha. Ha.
You see, Kimmy…Continue
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So maybe I might get in trouble for this but for this month’s Rants and Underpants, Sophie the Giraffe is in the hot seat. So what do I have against this toy? Nothing, it’s a great toy. It maybe one of the most recognizable baby toys in the world. I have never met a new mother that didn’t own one. Infact, I have 2 kids and have owned 3 Sophies. So why did Sophie make it on my Rants and Underpants series? Well, when I was expecting my second, there weren’t many things I needed to…Continue
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It all started a few years ago when my daughter’s friend was jumping on my brand new hammock and broke the metal stand. I have no idea why she would pick my hammock to jump on when there was a perfectly good…Continue
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That’s what was running through my head as I removed myself from underneath my 2 year old (almost 3) Grandson Brayden. He personally called me last…Continue
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Okay, so maybe I'm not the best example of fine parenting that the world has to offer; but dammit... We sure do have a good time!
My husband went camping with his family the day after Thanksgiving, leaving me and the pip in a clean house full of food for two whole days (don't judge, I don't camp; and in my defense, Isla has been having this weird thing at night…
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I had this crazy dream last night where Gerard Butler showed up at my front door wearing nothing but a shit eatin' grin and a pair of rubber gloves. At first, I couldn't believe my eyes... But there he was, one of my numerous free…Continue
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Every year around this time, I get an email from my mother with a link to a video that she made forall to enjoy. It usually features her as the lead elf in a series of choreographed dance moves that joyfully bob and weave in perfect sync with the most obnoxious holiday music you've…Continue
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The other day, when I asked my six-year-old to go brush her teeth, she told me to, talk to her fist!
Every day is a new opportunity for her to wield her impetuous powers... And wield she does. From the time she calls room service to…
As I was pacing up and down the halls at work today, all of a sudden it hit me. I HAD to pee. Like now. And then once I made it to the bathroom, I thought, gosh, I can't wait until I can pee on my own schedule again. Which got me to thinking, what else will I be able to do again once the baby is born? Of course holding my baby and snuggling with my baby is on the list, but that's so cliche. Let's be serious now. So, in no particular order, I've come up with…Continue
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Love my boys. Love em to death and I will gladly make mud pies and participate in worm eating contests but I'm just not the sporty type of mom.
I love sports don't get me wrong. I'm one of the biggest Texas Longhorns football fans you'll ever meet (Hook em horns!) but I'm more of a spectator than anything else.
So when my baby bear begged me to go out and play baseball with him this afternoon, I reluctantly dragged myself up off the couch and out to the front yard to throw the…Continue
Added by Dysfunction Junction on February 18, 2013 at 11:21am — No Comments
Every day kids learn something new.
With toddlers its a constant stream
of new words.
Shirt. Simple enough. For you and me.
I say to him, "lets get your shirt on."
He says, "a shit
I say, "put a shirt on."
He says, "aw shit."
"Honey, a shirt. To cover your tummy and protect it from the…
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