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Added by Lisa René LeClair on December 16, 2013 at 7:55am — No Comments
I had this crazy dream last night where Gerard Butler showed up at my front door wearing nothing but a shit eatin' grin and a pair of rubber gloves. At first, I couldn't believe my eyes... But there he was, one of my numerous free…Continue
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Every year around this time, I get an email from my mother with a link to a video that she made forall to enjoy. It usually features her as the lead elf in a series of choreographed dance moves that joyfully bob and weave in perfect sync with the most obnoxious holiday music you've…Continue
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The other day, when I asked my six-year-old to go brush her teeth, she told me to, talk to her fist!
Every day is a new opportunity for her to wield her impetuous powers... And wield she does. From the time she calls room service to…
As I was pacing up and down the halls at work today, all of a sudden it hit me. I HAD to pee. Like now. And then once I made it to the bathroom, I thought, gosh, I can't wait until I can pee on my own schedule again. Which got me to thinking, what else will I be able to do again once the baby is born? Of course holding my baby and snuggling with my baby is on the list, but that's so cliche. Let's be serious now. So, in no particular order, I've come up with…Continue
Added by Sadie on March 27, 2013 at 10:51am — No Comments
Love my boys. Love em to death and I will gladly make mud pies and participate in worm eating contests but I'm just not the sporty type of mom.
I love sports don't get me wrong. I'm one of the biggest Texas Longhorns football fans you'll ever meet (Hook em horns!) but I'm more of a spectator than anything else.
So when my baby bear begged me to go out and play baseball with him this afternoon, I reluctantly dragged myself up off the couch and out to the front yard to throw the…Continue
Added by Dysfunction Junction on February 18, 2013 at 11:21am — No Comments
Every day kids learn something new.
With toddlers its a constant stream
of new words.
Shirt. Simple enough. For you and me.
I say to him, "lets get your shirt on."
He says, "a shit
I say, "put a shirt on."
He says, "aw shit."
"Honey, a shirt. To cover your tummy and protect it from the…
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I wore a pink shirt to the gym the other day and one of my friends complimented me on it.
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When I was a pimply, gauche teenager, I loved reading Tiger Beat. In those days, the faces gracing the cover and every page in between was Scott Baio, Shaun Cassidy and Leif Garrett…Oh My. I was convinced that if Shaun Cassidy
really had the chance to meet me, he would…
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