** Parting your hair on the opposite side feels like wearing your shoes on the opposite feet.

** Siri evidently hates me.

** When your boy/girl twins share a bathroom, your…

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** Duct tape and dead bolts need to become part of our nightly bedtime routine.

** Jerry Sandusky makes even the devil himself look like a saint.

** My kids evidently think the floor is a coat rack.

** That annoying…

I am also a Penn State alum and a mom of three children, two of them young boys.  I share your disgust and I mourn the loss of innocence of all of those victims.  I also mourn the loss of our icon, Joe Paterno.  Paterno was more than a football coach.  For decades, he embodied how to lead with respect, honor and high standards.  Unfortunately, now he must be judged himself by those same high standards.  I agree with the board's decision, but I do not applaud it.  There is nothing here to…