** Skid marks can suck it.
** If you can drive five REALLY loud eight-year-old girls without wrecking the car, you can do just about anything.
** I think I'm gonna make it easier on myself and just give everyone access to my bank account this Christmas.
** Stupidity is what makes the world go round (or at least it seems…Continue
Added by Jennifer Marshall on December 9, 2011 at 11:19am — No Comments
I love my children. They are absolutely unbreakable and strong in spirit and it is SO inspiring. Today my 8 and 9 yr old found out from the other kids in school (and a teacher!) that Santa Claus isn't real. Totally heartbreaking, because I was determined to let them ride that train for a very long time. But with confirmation from a teacher, they weren't buying anything I was trying to sell them. My youngest had fallen asleep already, so luckily his dreams were still intact. So finally, we…Continue
Added by Jeniel Petrovich on December 1, 2011 at 2:30am — No Comments
** There's no calling in sick when you're a mom.
** Antibiotics and my stomach are soooooo not BFF's.
** Kids are ten times louder when you tell them you have a headache.
** The dirty clothes…Continue
Added by Jennifer Marshall on November 4, 2011 at 10:40am — No Comments
Added by Samantha Kemp-Jackson on August 5, 2011 at 10:31pm — No Comments
Yes, these were actually words shouted in my home at 4:30 Christmas morning, by my 8 year old. The story is just too funny not to share.
This year, Santa got the kids a Nintendo Wii and 2 games each. When he came down the chimney Christmas Eve, he just filled the stockings right there at the fireplace, left the wrapped games in front of the kids'…
Added by Morgan M on December 30, 2010 at 2:07pm — No Comments
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Being around small children during this time of year, it is not hard to get into the festive mood. They see joy and wonder every where they go; from Mall Santas to Christmas lights strung about. To add to the magic of…Continue
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Added by Mary Jane Hurley Brant on November 30, 2010 at 8:13pm — No Comments
Who in the heck is Santa Claus and why is he the one that gets all of the credit? I'm one of those "new age" mommies. I have long discussions with my 5 year old son, I let him know that his opinion is always valid, but, of course, not as valid as mine. I believe that a lie is a lie and it is a written law that it can not happen in our house, or, there will be a "time out". So, given the fact that I have made this rule, law, how can I in good conscious teach my son about this overweight…Continue
Added by Kristy Canton on November 28, 2010 at 3:49am — No Comments
What to buy for a one year old? Especially when that (nearly) one year old has an older sister who has most everything! Well I did a bit of research and logged some time window shopping at Babies R Us, Toys R Us, Target and Amazon and here’s my suggestions……Continue
Added by Megan Rebelo on November 17, 2010 at 1:59am — No Comments
…because I’m the type of Mommy who…
Has an underwear drawer full of pixie dust, tiny note paper, & brightly coloured pens ready & waiting for The Tooth Fairy…as opposed to an underwear drawer full of thongs, sensual oils, & batteries for my sex toys.
Has a two foot tall elf named Beans (’cause he’s full of ‘em!) that sits on the…Continue
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