I like to consider myself a creative person. But a certain topic that occurs at this time of year always renders me stupid.
Our elf, Marty, first joined us in 2011. This was the first year that the Elf On A Shelf really became a widely known phenomenon. The elves were intended to cause all kinds of mischief around the house. I intended for our elf to be somewhat of a classroom monitor who would report back to Santa any notable behavior. Our elf didn’t only appear at Christmas…Continue
Added by Mandy Caldwell on December 20, 2013 at 8:48pm — No Comments
** Those sneaky Mayans were totally effing with us all along. I knew it!!!!
** December is one giant money suck.
** Our Elf on the Shelf would be a lot more welcome here if he wrapped presents and actually did "elf" shit.
** Taking a shower lately is definitely a luxury.
** Living next to a house being torn…Continue
Added by Jennifer Marshall on December 21, 2012 at 11:20am — No Comments
** 'Tis the season to be an asshole. Apparently.
** I am not the Energizer Bunny.
** The Elf on the Shelf might very well be my nemesis.
** Anything that's lost is very likely at the bottom of my son's backpack.
** I should really write a country song cause I've got the homework blues.
** Leaving your…Continue
Added by Jennifer Marshall on December 8, 2012 at 2:04pm — No Comments
If I could take myself into a dark alley and kick my own ass, I totally would cause I seriously dropped the parenting ball the other night (once again). Yes, I completely failed my duty as the Tooth Fairy, y'all. Now I know that plenty of people have said that they, too, have forgotten a tooth here and there, but I swore that I would never…Continue
Added by Jennifer Marshall on December 5, 2012 at 3:00pm — No Comments
Added by Taffy on January 1, 2012 at 9:00pm — No Comments
THRIVE food can be used for so many different things. So why not for homemade fast and easy baby food! Thrive freeze dried foods have no preservatives, no addictive and no GMO's. So it is very good for your baby and so easy to make. Not only is it wonderful for making your own homemade baby food but even for the kids to snack on. Some apple chips mixed with…Continue
Added by Taffy on December 19, 2011 at 1:10am — No Comments
** Skid marks can suck it.
** If you can drive five REALLY loud eight-year-old girls without wrecking the car, you can do just about anything.
** I think I'm gonna make it easier on myself and just give everyone access to my bank account this Christmas.
** Stupidity is what makes the world go round (or at least it seems…Continue
Added by Jennifer Marshall on December 9, 2011 at 11:19am — No Comments
WARNING: ** Look away if you don't like an occasional f-bomb every now and then. Cause in this case? It just couldn't be helped. (Sorry, Mom and Dad....) **
Every year our "Elf on the Shelf" tradition brings me a combination of both…Continue
Added by Jennifer Marshall on December 7, 2011 at 10:21am — No Comments
** Every time I try to be the early bird, my kids have already beaten me to the damn worm.
** The apple doesn't fall far from the tree since my son evidently also writes "notes to self".
** I'm a little obsessed with Thymes Frasier Fir line for the holidays.
**After living with a…Continue