All Blog Posts Tagged 'Town' (44)

Saranmormal Ghost Town by Phoebe Rivers Book Trailer

The beach. The boardwalk. The ghosts… All Sara wants is to be “normal,” but her paranormal abilities

make that difficult. And, now that she’s moving across the country to an old New Jersey shore town

filled with ghosts, things are getting worse. Because this time, she doesn’t just see the ghosts, she can

hear them, too. Find out more at…

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Added by Sheila English on May 9, 2012 at 8:00pm — No Comments

I'm A Sugar Doll Baby!!

Imagine the Google search hits I’ll get with THAT title…pervs…& before I jump in to it, I want to wish my fabulous sister, Life Coach Lynn, a wonderful & blessed birthday today! Check her out over at The Drink… Continue

Added by Tracy Warner on June 28, 2010 at 2:37am — No Comments

The Mayor Comes Out Of The Closet To Attend The Sexy Mom Prom!

The Mayor: Unveiled….

That’s right people, the planets have aligned, the tea leaves have been read, & the Magic Eight Ball has proclaimed, “All signs point to yes!”. The Mayor is stepping out, in all her glory, to finally put a face to the name. This has all come about rather sudden like, but who am I to ignore the Magic Eight Ball??!! Earlier this week, I caught wind of a prom…a “Mom Prom”. Being held by …

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Added by Tracy Warner on June 26, 2010 at 1:30am — No Comments

@$#*%! Friday! Post Your Funny & Link It Up In Crazy Town!

Yet another week draws to a close, & with it, the realization that I have passed my 150th post…as a matter of fact, this makes 154, not including my other content. It’s been 173 days since Crazy Town first opened it’s borders to the general public. Obviously I’ve taken my position as Mayor quite seriously…& obviously I need to get a life. But before I do, allow me to welcome…

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Added by Tracy Warner on June 25, 2010 at 1:11am — No Comments

Parenting Truths Revealed…

Things “They” Never Tell You…

As I make my way through the minefield of parenting, I have come to realize that there are far too many things no one ever bothers to tell you…BEFORE you have kids. It’s highly possible that these secrets are so closely guarded as to ensure the survival of the species. Whether or not these secrets would have changed my mind on…

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Added by Tracy Warner on June 24, 2010 at 3:31am — No Comments

Wordless Wednesday: Kiss My Ass Edition!

Wordless Wednesday is back, & with it, yet another theme edition! See if you can guess what it is! In my hours spent browsing thousands of images, I often come across pictures or quotes I simply cannot pass up. However, I don’t always find occasion to fit them in to a post. This is the reason why I have embraced…

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Added by Tracy Warner on June 22, 2010 at 10:31pm — No Comments

Drinkin' On The Job! (OR...Mommy needs a glass of wine!)

So, I have no idea if this is in “poor form” or not, & frankly I don’t much care…at least I’m being honest about it! Yep, I’m “recycling” a post! I am totally & completely burnt out dudes, & what time I did spend on the site this weekend, was spent “revamping” it a little bit, & catching up on some housekeeping chores…including swapping out …

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Added by Tracy Warner on June 21, 2010 at 12:17am — No Comments

The Gift Of A Daughter...

My third child, & second daughter, is turning seven today. As she rejoices in being one step closer to getting out from under me, & having the ability to wear, do, say whatever she wants, I will be rejoicing in all she brings to my heart & my life. You are the burst of fresh air, the whirlwind of energy, the fierce, strong, independent child. You have never needed me the way…

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Added by Tracy Warner on June 19, 2010 at 1:32am — No Comments

Wordless Wednesday: Father's Day Edition!

In teaching The Boy the term “oxymoron” today, I used two examples to get the point across…”fighting for peace”, & “adult male”. The second example brings me to today’s post! Given all the birthday hubbub in Crazy Town this week, Father’s Day tends to take a back seat to the kidlets. To…

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Added by Tracy Warner on June 15, 2010 at 10:27pm — No Comments

My Heart Weeps For The Future...

IT’S NOT @$#*%! ROCKET SCIENCE, IT’S @$#*%! LAUNDRY!! And that’s all I can manage to spit out through my severely clenched teeth without my head exploding.

What’s that you say?? A laundry mishap AGAIN??

OH NO, HE DIDN’T!! OH HELLS YEAH, HE DID!!

And ’cause I just can’t make this sh** up, yet another Punk Ass rotten little boy…

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Added by Tracy Warner on June 15, 2010 at 2:03am — No Comments

Evil Genius “In Da House”!

The Boy is about to turn 12. I’m baffled as to how that happened. I can’t possibly be old enough to have a 12 year old. Of course, a birthday means a birthday party. Always chaotic, stressful, & expensive. His birthday falls on Thursday this year, but of course, being a school day, the plan would be to have it on the following Saturday. Certainly that was HIS plan. However, being the…

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Added by Tracy Warner on June 14, 2010 at 2:29am — No Comments

Funny @$#*%! Friday! Link It Up & Share The Laughter!

Last weekend, I was invited out for a night with the “girls”. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!”. Well, the hours passed and the margarita’s went down way too easily, as margaritas are want to do. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly realizing my…

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Added by Tracy Warner on June 11, 2010 at 1:59am — No Comments

Threesome, Anyone?!

Yes, you read that correctly! (*blush*) I admit, I was a little taken aback when The Dirty Mommy Club first asked me to take part in a threesome. Wait, what?? Dirty Mommy Club?? Threesome?? Ummmmm…it all sounds awfully risqué for someone in my, very public, position of power. Though I have to give mad props for her sheer brilliance, because…

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Added by Tracy Warner on June 10, 2010 at 12:05pm — No Comments

My Pen Is Huge! Oh No He Didn't Tuesday!

Definitely a title befitting Kristi’s Live and Love…Out Loud ONHD Tuesday’s! Be sure to pop over, join in, blog it, post it, link it, & visit around as she gives us free rein to vent & bitch under the guise of tongue-in-cheek fun!

But let’s face it, no way in hell I can top yesterday for being THE most head-shakin’est, finger-wavin’est “OH NO, HE DIDN’T”…

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Added by Tracy Warner on June 8, 2010 at 1:53am — No Comments

Breastfeeding Bashing Has The Mayor Seeing Red!

Oh, hey, hi guys, just give me a second here….

(*grunting, wood scraping,*)….Almost there, SH** I think I pulled something…a quick little sweep, someone give a lift up here, & there we go….testing…(*blow blow*)
Oh how I’ve missed my soap box! I’m so happy to pull it out again. And despite the…
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Added by Tracy Warner on June 7, 2010 at 2:28pm — No Comments

I’d Like To Change My Answer Please!

We all know that hindsight is 20/20, but nowhere does that particular axiom hold truer than in the realm of parenthood. As parents, we have all had those moments of, “Wait, can I change my answer??!!”, when things go horribly awry…usually immediately after having given what we mistakenly thought was a perfectly logical & acceptable answer, often to completely…

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Added by Tracy Warner on June 5, 2010 at 9:12pm — No Comments

@$#*%! Friday! Funnies & Twitter #FF Lure Mr. Linky To Crazy Town!

Surely by now, you all know how this works. But just in case, allow me to take you by the hand & coddle your woefully out-of-touch ass through the process. It’s Friday…& though not one of us has yet settled on an actual title, it’s all about the F words. So @$#*%! Friday will do. We post our funny story, joke, e-mail or even video of the week, & try to throw in some of our…

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Added by Tracy Warner on June 4, 2010 at 2:55am — No Comments

Try To Keep Up, People!

Comment Luv blows. Also, grade 4 math. Also, butting heads with The One I Butt Heads With over Grade 4 math. Try to keep up people. So, a bunch of new visitors for Wordless Wednesday commented on older posts…with that annoyed, WTF kinda attitude we all get when we hit a WW link only to discover it is NOT a WW post….you either don’t play at all, or have the decency to just…

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Added by Tracy Warner on June 3, 2010 at 2:53am — No Comments

Wordless Wednesday with Sexy Mr. Linky!

Yes folks, it’s Wordless Wednesday yet again, & that dashing man-about-town, Mr. Linky, is back to be my sweet ass arm candy for the blog hopping fun! Sorry to The Dad, but you’re sh** outta luck….Mr. Linky has a huge advantage in gaining my affections….he’s Wordless! Thus he never gives me cause for those “…

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Added by Tracy Warner on June 2, 2010 at 12:57am — No Comments

Uber Trendy!

Look at me go baby!! Despite barely posting for the last week or two, something virtually unheard of for The Mayor, I still managed to haul in two new awards this week! Yay me! Since it’s inception in January, Crazy Town has grown in leaps & bounds, reaching over 50, 000 hits in the last 3 months alone, thanks to my amazing readers! I’ve been raking in so many accolades, I have had to construct a whole…

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Added by Tracy Warner on June 1, 2010 at 1:39am — No Comments

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