** The time change is making me think I'm late to everything. (O.k., so later than usual).
** My town has already put up its Christmas decorations. So we can now eat our Halloween candy under the mistletoe.
** After a thorough cleaning of my daughter's room, turns out there isn't a dead body in there after all.
** Inadvertently headbutting the door with your forehead is not the best way to open it.
** When a fart rips through your yoga class, you can't help but feel bad for the person who let it slip out.
** Glue guns and Google are two of the BEST inventions on the planet.
** My kids should have to pay labor costs for all the time I've…Continue
Added by Jennifer Marshall on October 26, 2012 at 5:09pm — No Comments