** My mind thinks I’m 21, but my body, not so much.
** There’s no such thing as… Continue
Added by Jennifer Marshall on October 3, 2014 at 6:26pm —
** Parting your hair on the opposite side feels like wearing your shoes on the opposite feet.
** Siri evidently hates me.
** When your boy/girl twins share a bathroom, your… Continue
Added by Jennifer Marshall on March 14, 2014 at 1:58pm —
** Trying to get my kids to organize their rooms is like trying to get a dog to scoop his own poop.
** I wish somebody would jump to make me dinner whenever I say I'm hungry.…
Added by Jennifer Marshall on December 6, 2013 at 12:16pm —
** The mayor of Toronto is a walking Saturday Night Live skit.
Added by Jennifer Marshall on November 22, 2013 at 5:33pm —
Undertaking a bathroom remodeling project can be stressful and expensive. Mistakes leading to setbacks can make the project drag on and cost more than originally planned. You as the homeowner want to be pleased with the end result of your remodel.
Do not destroy too much
Admittedly, swinging a sledgehammer is fun and somewhat liberating. However, you want to be careful to not demolish too much too soon. Work in one area of the room before moving on to another aspect when… Continue
Added by Zoey Maldonado on June 28, 2013 at 12:23pm —
Is your bathroom a disaster? Does your bathroom need deep cleaning? I know mine is usually cluttered with beauty products and personal items on the bathroom counter. The bathrooms in our house are lacking in storage so our personal care items usually end up sitting on top of the… Continue
Added by Christy Garrett on April 10, 2013 at 5:06pm —
One of the steps to Going Green is conserving our natural resources. And one of the natural resources that gets wasted the most is water. Here are some steps that your family can take to conserve water. This will not help our environment, but save you money as well.
1. Shower instead of bathing as… Continue
Added by Penny Roach on April 3, 2013 at 8:00am —
** Daylight Savings is clearly one of Satan's brilliant ideas.
** Me sitting on the toilet is evidently an open invitation for a party in the bathroom.
** The white crusty stuff around the top of the milk carton is seriously nasty.
** A bouquet of balloons always sounds like a good idea until you try to get them into the… Continue
Added by Jennifer Marshall on March 15, 2013 at 6:29pm —
Rascal had a good time playing Wii games after the kids went to school yesterday. He got rid of his excess energy and crashed just about the time my oldest son got home from school. Then last night as I was getting ready for bed, Rascal told me good night as he was leaving to head back to the North Pole.
This morning I heard him coming in the back door shortly after I got up. It was really windy outside this morning and I wanted to make sure that Rascal made it inside safely. The… Continue
Added by Christy Garrett on December 20, 2012 at 10:21pm —
As if I am still 10 years old, it makes me giggle to think that everyone goes to the bathroom. I won’t name names, but EVERYONE goes to the bathroom, myself included. </immaturegiggles>
There is little mystery as to what happens in bathrooms; most likely if I am in the bathroom I’m not using my sewing machine to make a draft dodger (yes, this is the max of my sewing machine skills), or designing a chocolate factory with a t-square, or…
Added by Jennifer Stauffer on January 6, 2012 at 2:05pm —
You know you're up a shit creek when your kid comes out of a public bathroom after ten LONG minutes and says, "Uh, can you come in here and help me, Mama?" You might as well just take a deep breath, roll up your sleeves, and prepare for the worst. I speak from experience because I dealt with this very same scenario over the weekend when I secured my status… Continue
Added by Jennifer Marshall on December 13, 2011 at 12:05pm —
You may feel a bit like Micheal Jackson but these Magic Hands makes cleaning so much easier. Zip through the house wearing these gloves and it will sparkle. They are like a latex glove and sponge all in one!
Simply add the cleaners right to the gloves and see how counter tops, dishes, sinks… Continue
Added by Audreyvp on November 28, 2011 at 5:53pm —
The picture says it all? Really…I would never have guessed they caused excitement, whew! So glad they told me!
I just had to share!…
Added by Tawna Richard on October 5, 2011 at 12:16pm —
OK it’s time to share one of my little pet peeves I have when it comes to public rest rooms. Other then finding a wet toilet seat when walking in (heard of wiping it down?!) I have a toilet paper pet peeve. My friend Terry at … Continue
Added by Tawna Richard on August 25, 2011 at 11:00am —
So I had a little meltdown at work today. You know, holiday stress, last-minute assignments, all that fun stuff. And so I snuck out of my cubicle kingdom for a minute to go take a few deep breaths.
I went to the ladies room. Not a good choice for a variety of reasons, but my options were limited. I locked the door of the stall and just stood there, trying to organize my thoughts and tell myself that yes, I could get everything done, and no, I wouldn't have a nervous… Continue
Added by Diane Majeske on December 22, 2010 at 10:07pm —
Our two naïve and curious boys, ages 3 and 5 are full of energy and explore their worlds primarily via their hands. One would question the functionality of their vision due to this constant need to “see” everything through touching. It’s as if they’re reading the Braille on all objects within… Continue
Added by Darah Zeledon on June 3, 2010 at 9:16am —
Added by Tricia Epps on March 5, 2010 at 1:28am —
While our bun is still in the oven, I've watched enough TV to know that babies need diapers. Even though we did build an impressive fence in the backyard I have been instructed that, "No, the baby can not roam free in the backyard to do his business!!" In light of that, our friends at Hey It's Free found a deal to snag some free diapers. Give it a looksie if your backyard idea "back"fired on you too. :) Click below:…
Added by Newly Parents on November 4, 2009 at 8:30pm —
Yesterday I was waiting in line to use a public restroom for longer than I would have liked to wait.Like everyone else in line, I was contemplating some issues that we ladies have about the ladies room.
1. Has anyone ever given birth while waiting in line?
As a matter of fact, yes, according to one woman waiting in line. A pregnant woman in a line she was once in thought she was wetting herself while waiting in line. It turned out that her bag broke.
2. Why… Continue
Added by Harriet B on November 24, 2008 at 9:30am —