Jennifer Marshall's Blog Posts Tagged 'bed' (4)

Things I've Learned This Week

** Cramps and mammograms are just two of the many perks (*ahem*)  of being a woman.

** I'd rather be a wrinkled mess than pull out an iron.

** Kids and husbands have very selective hearing.

** Getting in bed early to read a book didn't kill me after all.

** Paying your offspring to do things you don't wanna…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on May 10, 2013 at 2:30pm — No Comments

Thundershirt My Ass

Our dog has earned many a nickname in his three years with the family -- Goatdog, asshole, jackass, dick.  But the one name that kinda surprises me (especially given the fact that he body slammed himself through the friggin' front door) is WIMP.  Yes, for some reason, the big lug turns into one giant wussbag when it comes to thunderstorms.

Of…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on September 13, 2012 at 12:03pm — 3 Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

** Once again, I have no desire to go out and get all crazy on New Year's Eve.  (I'd rather do it the night BEFORE New Year's Eve.)

** Christmas cookies seriously kicked my ass this year.

** Trying to write with a house full of people is like trying to have sex with a house full of people (uh....not that I would know or…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on December 30, 2011 at 12:07pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

 

** I am evidently NOT Tim "The Toolman" Taylor.

 

** The Coupon Suzy lady scares the absolute hell out of me.

 

** 2 AM looks WAY different than it used to.

 

** I really need to start slippin' Immodium A-D to the birds around my house.

 

** School…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on August 5, 2011 at 10:58am — 1 Comment

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