Original Posting at NewlyParents.com here
We were given this list of questions and answers during our last prenatal class, Breathing & Relaxation. We thought you might find them as humorous as we did.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will the baby movie?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What… Continue
Added by Newly Parents on December 30, 2009 at 10:00am —
This one’s long. Are ya ready?
Ok, so while I AM known for having difficult pregnancies, IE: 4 kiddies out of 8 pregnancies, my deliveries just got easier and easier as each one was born. Our 3rd child, Callie, pretty much jumped out of the womb and into the Dr’s arms! 30 minutes of active labor and BAM, she was out!
For some strange reason, I seem to have a major phobia of all things medical. So back in June, when told our daughter was breech and I’d require a… Continue
Added by Crystal Martin on November 19, 2009 at 11:41am —
Have you heard about the woman who's going to give birth live on the internet? That's right, according to Boston.com, Lynsee (that's two "E's"), a 23 year-old teacher from Minneapolis, is going to bring forth her 1st child live on camera for the whole world to see.
Am I shocked? Not really. Grossed out a bit, but not shocked. She's going to famous. Really, really famous...for like half a day...maybe longer if she goes for the Petocin. Now who doesn't want that?
Added by Sarah Maizes on November 6, 2009 at 1:34am —
Sometimes life passes us so quickly that we don't have time to stop and realize that the choices that we make really do affect who we are as a person. We rush to work, school, parties and family events. We rush to pay bills, buy fun toys and raise our children. We are constantly pushing ourselves to the next level. When our kids are babies we say I can't wait for them to walk and talk. When they are toddlers we say how we can't wait for them to be preschoolers so they can do certain things.… Continue
Added by Bethany Jones on September 21, 2009 at 6:01pm —
One year ago today, my little miracle landed in my life.
Literally, landed. After hours of back labor and doctor drama (a story in itself), Jayden Eli surprised everyone by arriving in a rush and landing on the hospital floor. The nurse had just enough time to put her hand under his head, but the rest of him met the ground with an audible splat. How was it the doctor put on the chart? Oh yes, “arrived precipitously on the hospital floor.” He was immediately nicknamed Crash.…
Added by Rachel Rene on September 17, 2009 at 4:24pm —
Added by morgan on June 6, 2009 at 12:30am —
In the beginning....
The gods were women.
There are still vestiges of this in our modern culture. "Mother Earth." "Mother Nature."
Mankind was so awed by the magical ability of the Earth to bring forth life every spring that they made her a god. Most ancient origin myths, even in later, patriarchal societies, began with the Earth giving birth to the other gods.
The Great Goddess nurtured her people, fed them, and… Continue
Added by The Mother on May 18, 2009 at 9:57am —
Funny how special occasions like weddings and funerals and birthdays cause you to reflect. My oldest daughter is turning 7 this Saturday. There's nothing really significant about 7. It's not her first birthday. She's not entering her preteen years or sweet sixteen or eighteen, none of those significant age markers. But somehow this birthday seems to be having an impact on me. The thought of my daughter turning seven, that seems so old when she's so young.
I've been thinking back to… Continue
Added by Carrie Anne Badov on April 16, 2009 at 5:13pm —
This was originally posted on my blog at www.centralcoasttoday.com.
After having been here nearly 8 months, I am still in shock about the lack of options for expectant moms in central coast.
I have come to learn that there are a couple of hospitals, and one or two home-birth midwives in the area as far as birthing options, and THAT IS IT.
The nearest freestanding birth clinic… Continue
Added by LaylaBeth on April 10, 2009 at 3:52pm —
I would like to start featuring your stories of how your children came into the world, No, more like your story of becomming a mom.
For me, I wrote about the birth of my first child and I'm going to write the birth of my second child soon. If you would like your story on my site I would love to share it with people. I will also link to your blog and describe what your blog is about.
The Birth of Zoe
I look… Continue
Added by Louise on March 24, 2009 at 5:30pm —
An attractive young man exchanges lusty glances with a scantily clad, heavily airbrushed supermodel as a breath of wind seductively tousles her hair.....what fragrance ad is it for this time? Allure? Sexy? Irresistible? Illusion? One was accurately named....Poison!
Let's take a closer look at the fragrances that ingenious marketing promises will turn the average female or male into ravishing sex magnets.
Many of… Continue
Added by Jennifer Nordin on February 13, 2009 at 10:30am —
I am offering 20% off to all MBC Members when you purchase your Photo Greeting card from us. We have quite a few Valentine's Day designs
, or if you have a birthday
coming up, we've got plenty to choose from too! Baby showers, birth announcements, adoption… Continue
Added by Angie on February 6, 2009 at 12:03pm —
Did you know you can get an official letter
from the President of the United States
after giving birth? Yeah, me neither. What better time to find out then when the 44th President of the United States take his seat in the oval office.
What a treasure it will be to have a personalized letter from this Historic President made out to your little one. You can count that this Family Man will honor this… Continue
Added by kidsstuffworld on January 21, 2009 at 6:49pm —
This post caused a mediocre stir on my blog a little bit ago:
I'm sure by now you've seen the articles and heard the commentary on how cesarean rates are rising. Doctors are performing optional cesarean section deliveries when women decide prior to childbirth that they do not want to feel the pain of labor, experience the adventure of pushing or the challenge of delivering a child without medical intervention. It's no secret that doctors and hospitals treat pregnancy as a medical… Continue
Added by Joanna on January 9, 2009 at 2:21pm —
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Added by Angie on November 28, 2008 at 2:30pm —