If the roll is empty, change it. If it looks like it might be getting empty, change it. If you think that there may even be a remote chance that there are only two squares left, grab a new roll and (wait for it)... CHANGE it!
There's nothing quite like reaching over to find an empty roll of toilet paper after you've finished doing your business; but somehow it happens,…Continue
Added by sassypiehole on December 9, 2013 at 7:00am — No Comments
** I could open a wig shop with all the hair in the drain.
** The cooler weather's giving me that "Holy-Crap-My-Twins-Have-No-Pants-That-Fit-Them" feeling.…Continue
Added by Jennifer Marshall on September 20, 2013 at 10:22am — No Comments
Dark magic…dark passions….
When Rowena is abducted from Arizona and taken back to medieval Land’s End, one thing is clear: she must learn to control her powers of magic. It isn’t easy being a modern girl in an archaic land, and when Rowena accidently conjures up a Roman Legion in mid-battle, Land’s End is on the brink of a…Continue
Added by Mayra Calvani on May 2, 2013 at 7:12am — No Comments
Serial Date was a surprisingly entertaining read filled with witty writing and dark humor.
In an unexpected turn of fate, former assassin Leine Basso is offered a job working security in Los Angeles at a gigantic hit reality show called Serial Date–where beautiful young women get to date ex-cons posing as serial killers. Though L.A.brings her bad memories, Leine…Continue
Added by Mayra Calvani on November 28, 2012 at 12:58pm — No Comments
This past weekend, some girlfriends and I had organized a fun night out in downtown Chicago. No husbands, no kids, just us girls kickin' it in the city. Unfortunately, though, our whole night was planned around a godforsaken musical that we'd bought tickets to see on LivingSocial. It was called, "Girls Night: The Musical" and promised to be a super fun mix of…Continue
Added by Jennifer Marshall on June 28, 2012 at 12:34am — No Comments
It started innocently enough. We were scraping the bottom of what Netflix had to offer and I had some free time during naps. As embarrassed as I am to admit it, that innocent journey into the world of Korean dramedy has led to an almost 20 hour a week obsession. Apparently, it's my new part-time job. Just imagine what I could be getting done with that time...…Continue
Added by Marcie Bunker on April 3, 2012 at 9:21am — No Comments
Jombl has a brand new job opportunity!! Are you a writer? Do you like comedy? Then this is the job for you!!
ADA Sport is a L.A. based animation production company that has collaborated with…Continue
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Calling on movie lovers residing in Chicago, Houston, Miami, San Jose and Pico Rivera!…Continue
Added by Jessie Nuez on October 4, 2010 at 10:14am — No Comments
Yep, it’s @$#*%! Friday again…where DOES the time go??!! And even though you know that I know that you know that I know that right about here is where I’ll throw some lame ass excuse about how crazy busy my week has been, I’ll say it anyways, even though it goes without saying by now, because you know that I know that you know that I know that I am ALWAYS crazy busy…thus the name…Continue
Added by Tracy Warner on June 18, 2010 at 12:19am — No Comments
I love you chicken nugget
crispy golden and so small
I make you twenty times a week
You're great with lots of sauces
ketchup, soy, or BBQ
mustard, mayo, duck sauce
they all go real nice with…Continue
Added by Sarah Maizes on April 16, 2010 at 3:06pm — No Comments
You pee on the stick and the plus sign shows up. Before you’ve finished washing your hands (wash them!!! Use hand sanitizer!!!!), you’ve been conscripted into a war that you…Continue
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