** Mother Nature forgot to take her meds once again.
** People who only write inspirational quotes for their Facebook status scare me.
** If you're a random piece of crap, you're probably sitting on my kitchen counter.
** Everything should be pumpkin-flavored this time of year.
Added by Jennifer Marshall on September 30, 2011 at 10:20am — No Comments
I don't know about you, but sometimes, I can't help but laugh my buns off when my kids are throwing an all-out fit. They just look so incredibly ridiculous to me as they're wailing and screaming and flailing themselves about the floor. In fact, I've even videotaped one of my daughter's tantrums to show her just what an asshole looks like in action. Of course, she doesn't find it…Continue
Added by Jennifer Marshall on September 29, 2011 at 10:06am — No Comments
Added by Misadventures in Motherhood on September 29, 2011 at 12:31am — No Comments
You know how every once in a while, you have one of those parenting moments which you wish you could just freeze-frame forever? They can be few and far between, but that's probably what makes 'em so darn special. Well, I was lucky enough to have one of those "this is what it's all about" memories this past weekend.
The setting was my son's…Continue
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Large clouds of smoke were darkening the sky and screams of pain, fear and helplessness were deafening the big apple. It was chaos: Nobody knew what was happening. A cold intense fear spread across the city and on the faces of the people when they realized they were under attack; terrorists had infiltrated the country. That heartbreaking tragedy had awakened the world on September 11, 2001.
Today, I am watching the program, “9/11: Ten Years Later” with my baby. I can’t…Continue
Added by Francia H. Benson on September 16, 2011 at 10:12pm — No Comments
** I don't fit into an elementary school desk quite like I did back in the day.
** "Pocket Frogs" for the iPhone has totally possessed my kids.
** Dark chocolate has totally possessed me.
** Charlie Sheen finally…Continue
Added by Jennifer Marshall on September 16, 2011 at 11:04am — No Comments
Added by Elayne on September 14, 2011 at 4:00pm — No Comments
There are certain people you come across in life who just always make you smile. They are able to see the glass as half full and bring positivity wherever they go -- kinda like a ray of sunshine on an otherwise cloudy day. You can't help but to admire and respect these people cause they make you want to be a better person yourself.
My friend, Sari, is one of these amazing people. I am in constant awe of her optimism, courage and strength. She somehow juggles three kids,…Continue
Added by Jennifer Marshall on September 12, 2011 at 10:19am — No Comments
** Nobody ever forewarns you about all the skid marks of motherhood (and I do mean that LITERALLY).
** My kids have more energy than Richard Simmons on cocaine.
** Screaming is evidently my son's new favorite hobby.
** I sure know how to waste a crapload of time.
** Sleeping with the window open totally…Continue
Added by Jennifer Marshall on September 9, 2011 at 11:03am — No Comments
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As overly cautious as we are about protecting our children these days, it's a wonder any of us survived our own childhoods of yesteryear. Heck, many of us probably rode home from the hospital on our moms' laps IN THE FRONT SEAT OF THE CAR (without a seat belt, no doubt)!! All this fragility makes me wonder if our kids are missing out on some of the good…Continue
Added by Jennifer Marshall on September 7, 2011 at 10:06am — No Comments
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It's a dirty job, but, unfortunately, somebody's gotta do it. And this weekend? Well, I was the one who got stuck being the bad cop. Cause short people lying straight to my face is just not something that I take too lightly.
It all went down on Sunday, which was an unfortunate flurry of activity around here with the kids coming off the high…Continue
** We actually made it to the beginning of the school year without my kids stabbing each other!!
** New backpacks make everything more exciting.
** My son can evidently make his leg fart. (I'm so proud.)
** I can't even watch the previews for scary movies anymore.
** I'm raising the king and queen of…Continue
Added by Jennifer Marshall on August 26, 2011 at 10:14am — No Comments
I have not been posting in about a week. So many emotions have gone through me and I have sat with a blank stare at the computer, as nothing seemed oh so important, other then my Aunt J.…Continue
Added by Tawna Richard on August 24, 2011 at 9:30pm — No Comments
Kids sure have a way of (figuratively) punching you right in the gut when you least expect it, don't they? Their unassuming words can wash a blanket of guilt right over you in nothing flat. And before you know it, you're feeling like the suckiest parent in the world and saving your pennies for the future therapy that your kid will inevitably need thanks to…Continue
When someone says the words "food allergy", what comes to mind?Continue
Hives, swelling, epi pens, asthma...
Did any of those pop into your…
Added by Amy T on August 22, 2011 at 10:27am — No Comments