Jennifer Marshall's Blog Posts Tagged 'germs' (5)

Things I've Learned This Week

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** Cancer is a giant, life-stealing asshole.

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on January 10, 2014 at 5:19pm — No Comments

Sick Husband = Big Baby

I don't know how it is in your household, but in mine, there's a WORLD of difference between when I get sick and when my husband gets sick.  We're talking night and day contrast, people.  You see, he turns into a 39 year-old baby when he's under the weather, whereas I must continue with life as normal, sniffles and aches, be damned!

It was just last week when my other…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on October 4, 2012 at 10:02am — 2 Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

 

** I totally know how Jack Torrance felt.  Cabin fever can suck it.

 

** Only 25% of the pee in this house actually makes it into the bowl (and that 25% belongs to ME!)

 

** My referee whistle needs to be a helluva lot louder.

 

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on November 11, 2011 at 11:25am — No Comments

Germs Be Gone!!!!!

 

You see these little germy bastards right here?

 

 

These little bastards have totally invaded my home over the past couple of weeks.  First it was my husband, then my…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on November 8, 2011 at 11:08am — No Comments

The Water Park Souvenir

 

If you've ever wondered where all the germs go to party, I'm pretty sure I figured out their favorite stomping ground.  Just visit any given water park, and you'll surely find a whole gaggle of germ dudes and germ dudettes gettin' their freak on.  How do I know this?  Cause my family just spent this past weekend at one, and I've got the mental scars (and the super sexy fever…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on July 20, 2011 at 10:12am — No Comments

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