OMG, we have lice in the house. Thankfully it’s not the children this time, or even worse…me! It’s our guinea pig Caramel. I had no idea that guinea pigs could get head lice, or rather fur lice. I took Caramel to the vet for her yearly check-up and she is infested. The official name of the offender…Continue
Added by Sophie Furley on March 6, 2015 at 7:30am — No Comments
** Much to my surprise, the New Year's Day puker turned out to be neither my husband nor me, but rather, my daughter.
** There's just never enough sleep to go around.
** An overnight getaway would be cheaper than taking three kids to the movies.
** My son's decided to Gangnam Style his way throughout the day, all day, every…Continue
Added by Jennifer Marshall on January 4, 2013 at 5:17pm — No Comments
A little over a year ago, I had a momentary lapse in judgment. Yes, I allowed my daughter to get a pet guinea pig, which was clearly not the smartest decision I ever made, considering that we have a dog who likes to eat EVERYTHING under the sun. Miraculously, though, the pig and the pooch have somehow managed to co-exist relatively peacefully up until now. That…Continue
Added by Jennifer Marshall on August 15, 2012 at 10:29am — No Comments
** Apparently, it's ALWAYS my fault.
** Bollywood dancing is actually pretty darn fun.
** Dogs apparently CAN eat a whole bunch of chocolate and not die.
** Turns out that I am not Super Woman.
Added by Jennifer Marshall on April 27, 2012 at 3:05pm — No Comments
The older I get, the more I realize that New Year's Eve is totally overrated. I mean, seriously, what's the point of getting all dolled up to spend a shit-ton of money to fight a bunch of annoying crowds to risk being hit by a drunk driver and to then be disappointed that the night wasn't nearly as fabulous as you'd hoped it would be? That's why my husband and I made the executive decision many moons ago to just stay home and have our own little family party to ring in the new…Continue
Added by Jennifer Marshall on January 4, 2012 at 10:48am — No Comments
So lately, our dog has really been pressing his luck around here. Just when I think I might actually kinda like the big ol' doofus, he goes and does something SO incredibly naughty that I wanna open the front door and allow him to become a street dog. And unfortunately for my mother-in-law, his latest incredibly naughty "something" just so happened to…Continue
Added by Jennifer Marshall on October 19, 2011 at 10:18am — No Comments
See this shirt right here? I sooooo totally need this shirt. Because this sums up my life to a tee (pun intended). Who knew that such a cute little creature could shit this friggin' much? I don't know about you, but I most certainly did not. Yes, I bet our friend Patches drops at least one turd every thirty seconds. I swear the bottom of his cage looks like a…Continue
Added by Jennifer Marshall on August 9, 2011 at 9:41am — No Comments