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I've been venturing down to the beach just about daily helping to take care of my mom and I'm required to tote along my kids because well my moms the babysitter and she's out-of-order right now.

She has enjoyed seeing the girls but also has expressed how she may not fully regain her strength to watch my youngest.

Olivia is wide ass open full speed all day unless her eyes are…

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Added by imperfectmom247 on July 25, 2015 at 9:00pm — No Comments

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Added by Jennifer Weedon Palazzo on July 24, 2015 at 5:32pm — No Comments

Are You A Blogger?

#Blogging can be a full time job!  Here is a #funny spiff on What Do Bloggers Actually Do?

Added by Trista Souza on July 23, 2015 at 6:54pm — No Comments

dear self

Hey girl what up!!! Do you remember yesterday when you stepped out of your car and walked onto a broom brush and the pole came and popped you in the ear? see I feel you practiced very good self control when you had the urge to kill your 8 year old from her belly laughing so hard.

Although you restrained yourself from that you didn't do so hot last night with your night…

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Added by imperfectmom247 on July 23, 2015 at 1:43pm — No Comments

Signs your Toddler is Conspiring Against You!

Don’t let that cute smile and those stubby little hands fool you. Your toddler, my toddler – they are all on mission to destroy us. Their goal – to wear us down, weaken our defenses and slowly gain full control of the household. Don’t believe me? Not into conspiracy theories? You think this sounds like…

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Added by Natasha Daniels on June 26, 2015 at 9:00pm — No Comments

10 Reasons You Should Take Your Kids to an Amusement Park This Summer

           When weighing the pros and cons of yet another costly summer activity, we as adults tend to focus on the mature things. How much is this gonna cost? Can I get the time off work? Is it educational for the kids? Will this provide too much structure, not enough structure, build relationships, promote independence, increase physical exercise, allow for creativity, encourage teamwork, stimulate without over-stimulating, etc., etc., etc.

            But, what if we…

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Added by Shivonne Keiser Costa on June 15, 2015 at 9:32pm — 1 Comment

The Mommy Camp Diaries:

 The summer has arrived, which means lots of camps for our little ones and that includes “Mommy Camp”.  What is “Mommy Camp” you ask?  It’s when your child does not attend a structured camp but instead hangs with you, Mom, a.k.a. the “Mommy Camp”…
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Added by Ellie Hirsch on June 15, 2015 at 1:54pm — 1 Comment

Pitch Perfect: Write a Product Review that Sings!

Product reviews can increase your blog’s search engine rankings, make you more visible and appealing to brands and you can score some cool loot along the way. However, getting a brand to select you to review their products is no one-two punch—it’s actually a lot of work.

From grooming your blog to creating the perfect pitch letter, follow…

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Added by Mom Bloggers Club on June 4, 2015 at 10:30am — 2 Comments

Are You As Perfect As Your Facebook Seems?

I’m not really a self-involved little twit.

I promise.

I don’t think most of us are, even though social media has taken over so much of our lives that it feels that way. Are we all really that self-focused that we think…

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Added by Jen Adair on June 3, 2015 at 7:26pm — 2 Comments

10 "Momfessions" That Should Never be Shared (Accept with You):

As moms, we are expected to act a certain way in order to be good role model for out little ones.  Well, I am here to tell you that it may look like that on the outside, but here’s what’s really going on in the inside.  You can deny all you want but we all have thoughts and actions throughout parenting that we should probably keep to…

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Added by Ellie Hirsch on June 2, 2015 at 8:16pm — 1 Comment

Things I've Learned This Week

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** I might be a bit biased, but I'm pretty sure if I was in sixth grade, I'd wanna be friends with my kids.



** Apparently the floor is the best place to hang coats and towels.…



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Added by Jennifer Marshall on March 6, 2015 at 8:05pm — No Comments

An Open Letter To My Toddler

Dear Toddler,

I get it. You're two, You've figured out that you are your own person with the ability to make choices. You know what you like, you know what you don't like. Namely, you don't like being told what to do. Frankly, I don't like that either. I feel your pain.

But, here's the thing. Mommy…

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Added by Brandyn Blaze on March 1, 2015 at 5:55pm — No Comments

E-mailing Him..

Who would have thought a simple e-mail would have sparked such an exciting connection..



Emailing…

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Added by Mëlissa Bakër on February 24, 2015 at 6:56am — No Comments

Ten Things Not to Ask Your Wife When You Come Home

Husband!

I am so happy you are home from work. Before you walk through the threshold here are some guidelines of what NOT to ask:

1. Wow, what happened here? Life, Life happened here. The minions came home from school, and the living room, kitchen, playroom, and all other applicable areas exploded. If I wanted to follow them around with a basket, vacuum, and trash can, I would. I’m doing my best dude.

2. Whats for dinner? Food, food that…

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Added by Erin Soto on February 23, 2015 at 7:16pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week



** There's nothing like having your kids barge into your bathroom and present you with a Valentine while you're standing there buck naked.…



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Added by Jennifer Marshall on February 20, 2015 at 2:48pm — 2 Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

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** If I'm in the woods today, I need to avoid men wearing hockey masks.



** Listening to an eleven year old sing in the shower is nothing short of AWESOME.…



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Added by Jennifer Marshall on February 13, 2015 at 2:35pm — No Comments

I'm supposed to be the funny one

A few weeks ago at lunch, my coworker and I played a game of "we can guess your birth order" with the rest of our team.



At its basic level, birth order predicts that the first born will be extremely mature and a high-level achiever; middle children will be extremely diplomatic; and the last born children…

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Added by Lauren Markman on February 13, 2015 at 6:20am — No Comments

24 Hours of Thoughts from a Mom:

I don’t know about you, but I have a constant string of random thoughts running through my brain at all times.  Sometimes I wish there was a mute button for all my opinions, impressions, ideas, conclusions, judgments, feelings and theories, but…there’s not.  Before my brain explodes, I “thought” I would share with all of…

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Added by Ellie Hirsch on February 12, 2015 at 1:29pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week



** I am an extremely underpaid entertainment coordinator.



** Nobody wins when Mama oversleeps on a school…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on February 6, 2015 at 12:03am — No Comments

Ode to my Snoring Husband

Oh Husband, I really do adore you.

The way you play with the kids, say you love me

well it really does make my heart sing.

What doesn’t make my heart go pitter patter  however

is,

your snoring

Your snoring my dear, sounds like a chainsaw….in my ear…

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Added by Erin Soto on February 3, 2015 at 11:18pm — 1 Comment

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