All Blog Posts Tagged 'humor' (639)

Things I've Learned This Week

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** I might be a bit biased, but I'm pretty sure if I was in sixth grade, I'd wanna be friends with my kids.



** Apparently the floor is the best place to hang coats and towels.…



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Added by Jennifer Marshall on March 6, 2015 at 8:05pm — No Comments

An Open Letter To My Toddler

Dear Toddler,

I get it. You're two, You've figured out that you are your own person with the ability to make choices. You know what you like, you know what you don't like. Namely, you don't like being told what to do. Frankly, I don't like that either. I feel your pain.

But, here's the thing. Mommy…

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Added by Brandyn Blaze on March 1, 2015 at 5:55pm — No Comments

E-mailing Him..

Who would have thought a simple e-mail would have sparked such an exciting connection..



Emailing…

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Added by Mëlissa Bakër on February 24, 2015 at 6:56am — No Comments

Ten Things Not to Ask Your Wife When You Come Home

Husband!

I am so happy you are home from work. Before you walk through the threshold here are some guidelines of what NOT to ask:

1. Wow, what happened here? Life, Life happened here. The minions came home from school, and the living room, kitchen, playroom, and all other applicable areas exploded. If I wanted to follow them around with a basket, vacuum, and trash can, I would. I’m doing my best dude.

2. Whats for dinner? Food, food that…

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Added by Erin Soto on February 23, 2015 at 7:16pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week



** There's nothing like having your kids barge into your bathroom and present you with a Valentine while you're standing there buck naked.…



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Added by Jennifer Marshall on February 20, 2015 at 2:48pm — 2 Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

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** If I'm in the woods today, I need to avoid men wearing hockey masks.



** Listening to an eleven year old sing in the shower is nothing short of AWESOME.…



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Added by Jennifer Marshall on February 13, 2015 at 2:35pm — No Comments

I'm supposed to be the funny one

A few weeks ago at lunch, my coworker and I played a game of "we can guess your birth order" with the rest of our team.



At its basic level, birth order predicts that the first born will be extremely mature and a high-level achiever; middle children will be extremely diplomatic; and the last born children…

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Added by Lauren Markman on February 13, 2015 at 6:20am — No Comments

24 Hours of Thoughts from a Mom:

I don’t know about you, but I have a constant string of random thoughts running through my brain at all times.  Sometimes I wish there was a mute button for all my opinions, impressions, ideas, conclusions, judgments, feelings and theories, but…there’s not.  Before my brain explodes, I “thought” I would share with all of…

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Added by Ellie Hirsch on February 12, 2015 at 1:29pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week



** I am an extremely underpaid entertainment coordinator.



** Nobody wins when Mama oversleeps on a school…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on February 6, 2015 at 12:03am — No Comments

Ode to my Snoring Husband

Oh Husband, I really do adore you.

The way you play with the kids, say you love me

well it really does make my heart sing.

What doesn’t make my heart go pitter patter  however

is,

your snoring

Your snoring my dear, sounds like a chainsaw….in my ear…

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Added by Erin Soto on February 3, 2015 at 11:18pm — 1 Comment

Things I've Learned This Week



** Daytime t.v. brings with it some seriously disturbing commercials.



** My kids are probably hungry all the time because…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on January 30, 2015 at 3:11pm — No Comments

My Love/Hate Relationship with Walmart

This post is from the Modern Colors vault, Nov 05, 2012
I used to hate Walmart. Well, it's not that I hated Walmart as a store, I just hated going to Walmart period.  I hated the freaky people, the crowds, the loooooong lines- twenty registers available with only…
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Added by Hollie Ramsey on January 28, 2015 at 11:58am — No Comments

20 Unique and Affordable Valentine's Day Date Ideas for Adults w/ LINK UP!!

1. Have a picnic. Is it too cold outside? Just lay a blanket out on the living room floor.

2. Have a classic romance movie marathon on Netflix.…
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Added by Hollie Ramsey on January 26, 2015 at 11:00am — No Comments

Chapter reveal: Fantastical: Tales of Bears, Beer and Hemophilia, by Marija Bulatovic

Title: Fantastical: Tales of Bears, Beer and Hemophilia

Genre: Memoir

Author: Marija Bulatovic

Websitewww.fantasticalbook.com

Publisher: SOL LLC

Purchase on …

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Added by Mayra Calvani on January 24, 2015 at 4:21pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week



** Short weeks make you feel like every day is Friday.



** They also make you angry to find out that every day is not, in…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on January 23, 2015 at 7:40pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

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** It's hard to play Dr. Kevorkian, even to a Beta fish who's dying a very slow death.



** Helping with Spanish homework when you don't speak a lick of Spanish is like trying to cook a gourmet meal when you can't even boil…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on January 16, 2015 at 12:04pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week



** I'm not buying whatever Mother Nature is selling.



** My transformation from human to crocodile is nearly complete,…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on January 9, 2015 at 3:45pm — No Comments

Blabbermom Bloopers & Outtakes | MomCave TV | Funny Moms

Added by Jennifer Weedon Palazzo on December 2, 2014 at 8:52am — No Comments

Cooking Should Be Fun...Breaking Bad Parody Cookbook

The book is full of real life, really good recipes, but it's also really funny. If you loved the tv show Breaking Bad you'll catch a lot of the hidden jokes, starting with the book trailer,which cracked me up!

http://youtu.be/ADD4puRNt0I

Added by Sheila English on October 27, 2014 at 5:17pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

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** This time of the year makes me so very grateful for my beloved hot glue gun.



** I may steal the dog crate from the dog -- it just looks so darn PRIVATE in there.…



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Added by Jennifer Marshall on October 24, 2014 at 3:07pm — No Comments

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