All Blog Posts Tagged 'humor' (645)

Ode to my Snoring Husband

Oh Husband, I really do adore you.

The way you play with the kids, say you love me

well it really does make my heart sing.

What doesn’t make my heart go pitter patter  however

is,

your snoring

Your snoring my dear, sounds like a chainsaw….in my ear…

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Added by Erin Soto on February 3, 2015 at 11:18pm — 1 Comment

Things I've Learned This Week



** Daytime t.v. brings with it some seriously disturbing commercials.



** My kids are probably hungry all the time because…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on January 30, 2015 at 3:11pm — No Comments

My Love/Hate Relationship with Walmart

This post is from the Modern Colors vault, Nov 05, 2012
I used to hate Walmart. Well, it's not that I hated Walmart as a store, I just hated going to Walmart period.  I hated the freaky people, the crowds, the loooooong lines- twenty registers available with only…
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Added by Hollie Ramsey on January 28, 2015 at 11:58am — No Comments

20 Unique and Affordable Valentine's Day Date Ideas for Adults w/ LINK UP!!

1. Have a picnic. Is it too cold outside? Just lay a blanket out on the living room floor.

2. Have a classic romance movie marathon on Netflix.…
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Added by Hollie Ramsey on January 26, 2015 at 11:00am — No Comments

Chapter reveal: Fantastical: Tales of Bears, Beer and Hemophilia, by Marija Bulatovic

Title: Fantastical: Tales of Bears, Beer and Hemophilia

Genre: Memoir

Author: Marija Bulatovic

Websitewww.fantasticalbook.com

Publisher: SOL LLC

Purchase on …

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Added by Mayra Calvani on January 24, 2015 at 4:21pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week



** Short weeks make you feel like every day is Friday.



** They also make you angry to find out that every day is not, in…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on January 23, 2015 at 7:40pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

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** It's hard to play Dr. Kevorkian, even to a Beta fish who's dying a very slow death.



** Helping with Spanish homework when you don't speak a lick of Spanish is like trying to cook a gourmet meal when you can't even boil…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on January 16, 2015 at 12:04pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week



** I'm not buying whatever Mother Nature is selling.



** My transformation from human to crocodile is nearly complete,…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on January 9, 2015 at 3:45pm — No Comments

Blabbermom Bloopers & Outtakes | MomCave TV | Funny Moms

Added by Jennifer Weedon Palazzo on December 2, 2014 at 8:52am — No Comments

Cooking Should Be Fun...Breaking Bad Parody Cookbook

The book is full of real life, really good recipes, but it's also really funny. If you loved the tv show Breaking Bad you'll catch a lot of the hidden jokes, starting with the book trailer,which cracked me up!

http://youtu.be/ADD4puRNt0I

Added by Sheila English on October 27, 2014 at 5:17pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

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** This time of the year makes me so very grateful for my beloved hot glue gun.



** I may steal the dog crate from the dog -- it just looks so darn PRIVATE in there.…



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Added by Jennifer Marshall on October 24, 2014 at 3:07pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

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** I'm not sure what scares me more -- Ebola or the thought of having to use the toilet in my kids' bathroom.



** The best hair days always happen when you have absolutely NOWHERE to go.…



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Added by Jennifer Marshall on October 17, 2014 at 3:34pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

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** I am totally addicted to selling crap on virtual garage sale sites.



** Finding a CLEAN gas station bathroom is like finding a unicorn.…



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Added by Jennifer Marshall on October 10, 2014 at 1:46pm — No Comments

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** My mind thinks I’m 21, but my body, not so much.



** There’s no such thing as…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on October 3, 2014 at 6:26pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

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** My house is a revolving door of loud, screeching short people.  (And I kind of love it.)



** Wearing a dress AND a bra all in one day is quite an accomplishment.…



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Added by Jennifer Marshall on September 19, 2014 at 3:04pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

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** "Take a nap" keeps getting bumped off my to-do list for some reason.



** My family is an all-you-can-eat buffet for the multiplying mosquitoes in our neighborhood.…



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Added by Jennifer Marshall on September 12, 2014 at 10:22am — 2 Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

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** A three-day weekend is directly followed by an entire week of not knowing what the hell day it is.



** The shortest weeks often seem like the longest.…



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Added by Jennifer Marshall on September 5, 2014 at 1:42pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

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** The first day of school is a blessing like no other.



** Homework's about to unleash its evil wrath upon us very, very soon.



**…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on August 29, 2014 at 12:45pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week



** Sometimes when I look at my Facebook feed, it seems that half the people have up and joined a damn cult.…



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Added by Jennifer Marshall on August 8, 2014 at 9:26am — No Comments

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