All Blog Posts Tagged 'humor' (622)

Mean Girls

Mean girls are nothing new. We didn’t call them mean girls when I was in school but they existed. There have been a few in

my life. The girl that made my 5th

grade year pure torture, the girl in my class that was my friend one day, hated

me the next and was my BFF the day after that, and then there was my best

friend from kindergarten that somehow grew up to be better than me.…





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Added by Lanita Moss on April 21, 2010 at 7:48am — No Comments

Danger Lurks Beneath

mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US"">Have you ever thought about

the water in a swimming pool?

Perhaps you DON’T want to think about the water in a swimming pool…but I

have.…










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Added by Lanita Moss on April 19, 2010 at 7:59am — No Comments

An Ode to Chicken Nuggets...(can you guess what we had for dinner last night?)

I love you chicken nugget

crispy golden and so small

I make you twenty times a week

http://forums.timesdaily.com/eve/forums/a/ga/ul/61910404/inlineimg/Y/chicken-nuggets.jpg My kids still eat you all...



You're great with lots of sauces

ketchup, soy, or BBQ

mustard, mayo, duck sauce

they all go real nice with…

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Added by Sarah Maizes on April 16, 2010 at 3:06pm — No Comments

There Goes Dorothy...and Toto

I live in Kansas. It is tornado season. This combination can be very dangerous…potentially deadly.yes"">


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Added by Lanita Moss on April 16, 2010 at 7:44am — No Comments

Yankee Doodle is Going to London

Yes. This Yankee is heading to London. Tomorrow. Colby and I

usually take one vacation a year by ourselves.yes""> Normally we go to the Caribbean because this time of year I

am seriously in need of some sun and sand time.yes""> I crave a tan and the humidity and the little fruity rum

drinks delivered to me every hour on the hour.yes""> And seven days WITHOUT children.…



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Added by Lanita Moss on April 15, 2010 at 7:52am — No Comments

All Trussed Up

mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US"">As I posted in The Art of Aging Gracefully, I work

out five days a week. I’m not a

masochist, I am just an organized, goal oriented, stick to my routine type of

gal. If I don’t make it one day or

one week or for three weeks, I try very hard not to beat myself up. I just start over the next week.…








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Added by Lanita Moss on April 14, 2010 at 7:50am — No Comments

Ode to a Texan

If you follow me at all, you already know how I met my husband in Two Funerals, A Christening and a Wedding, and you know how he proposed in The Proposal, but to truly understand how my world works, you have
to understand my husband.


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Added by Lanita Moss on April 13, 2010 at 7:41am — No Comments

Putting Pen to Paper

I’ve been writing a couple of blogs since the beginning of the year. I started writing my personal blog in order to get practice for my business blog. I’ve had so much fun writing for A

Mother’s Hood, that at times I have neglected Birth by Paperwork. I think this happened because it is

easier and I am CONSTANTLY coming up with ideas for A Mother’s Hood, where

Birth by Paperwork is…like work.

But with both blogs, I…

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Added by Lanita Moss on April 9, 2010 at 7:41am — No Comments

Watch It Wiggle...See It Jiggle

How many times in your life have you eaten jell-o? How many times have you fed it to your kids? I had it a lot when I was growing up. Every Thanksgiving, my
mom would grind up cranberries and oranges, crush walnuts and add a bunch of
sugar, then mix it all up with red jell-o.yes""> It didn’t matter what flavor it was as long as it was red.


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Added by Lanita Moss on April 8, 2010 at 7:55am — No Comments

Just Add Water

I recently had a rather humiliating experience that I finally decided to share with the world…in hopes I can make you laugh today. Last week my husband was
out of town and I was home alone with the girls.yes""> Usually this stresses me out, but not this time. I was quite calm and was having fun with
my daughters.


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Added by Lanita Moss on April 6, 2010 at 7:30am — No Comments

Ode to the McDonald's Hamburger

I am a child of the 60’s and I admit that I love McDonald’s hamburgers. Not the cheeseburger, not the Quarter Pounder, not the Big Mac…but a simple hamburger. I also admit that I have eaten at

McDonald’s all over the world and there is some comfort in walking into the

golden arches and knowing that the hamburger will taste the same in Moscow as

in Wichita.



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Added by Lanita Moss on April 2, 2010 at 7:22am — No Comments

It's Not Fair

mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US"">When we first adopted our

daughter Bunny from Guatemala, I was in law school and rather than adopt her,

take her from the only home she knew and throw her into daycare…we opted for a

nanny. Our Nanny was Indian/Pakistani…a

beautiful young woman raised in Orange County, CA…long story that I won’t go

into now.…








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Added by Lanita Moss on March 31, 2010 at 7:35am — No Comments

The Cock I Got in Jamaica

I collect roosters, a lot of them. At last count there were over 90 roosters/chickens in my kitchen. All reside in the kitchen because my husband won’t grant them visas to migrate past the boundaries of the kitchen. Some are old, some new, some art deco, some classic and some from around the world.… Continue

Added by Lanita Moss on March 26, 2010 at 8:55am — No Comments

My First Attempt at Indian Cooking

Recently I went back to my hometown for a few days to visit friends and revisit my childhood. One night for dinner my friend suggested that we eat at her favorite

Indian restaurant. I had to admit

I had never eaten Indian food before, but I was up for anything. My 11 year old wasn’t very thrilled,

but she recently discovered she liked guacamole, so Indian couldn’t be that

different. Was she ever in for a

surprise!…

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Added by Lanita Moss on March 23, 2010 at 2:58pm — No Comments

My First Mother-Daughter Road Trip

Over my daughter’s spring break I decided to take her on a road trip, not to the beach, nor skiing in the mountains, but back to my hometown. I grew up in a small

farming community in east-central Illinois.yes""> Look Tolono up on a map, you might find it just south of

Champaign. It is a 7-hour drive,

so Elle and I packed up Sarge and headed east.yes""> We had ample tunes and conversation to keep us awake and

alert for the…

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Added by Lanita Moss on March 22, 2010 at 7:15pm — No Comments

Coffee Cups

Are you like me and have a favorite coffee cup? I have a few that rank in order of my fondness for them. Our coffee mug shelf is made up of a mish-mash of different cups. There is a set of matching mugs with roosters painted on them, but they rank far down on my Fondness List. And then there are mugs that have different purposes. Some mugs are used for tea,… Continue

Added by Lanita Moss on March 17, 2010 at 10:30am — No Comments

Meatloaf With a Side of Mathematics

I’m not like most mothers…or so I thought. I don’t particularly care to read to my kids at night (I end up wanting to go to sleep), I hated bath time (even with a book and a glass of wine) and enrolling my kids in endless activities and chauffeuring them around seems like utter torture. Don’t get me wrong, I love my children, but a lot of the… Continue

Added by Lanita Moss on March 15, 2010 at 10:15am — No Comments

I Don't Let Just Anyone See My Underwear

My husband and I fold laundry together. It’s one of the only chores we can share and still enjoy each other’s company, not only because it’s the only household job that neither of us has passively and purposely fumbled to get out of, but because we joke around a lot while we’re folding, like we just met.



The conversation is also mixed with nostalgia.



“When did our baby start wearing size 12 jeans?” We hold the boys’ pants up to ourselves and observe how close they are to… Continue

Added by Amy Musing on March 11, 2010 at 11:26am — No Comments

The Things I Wish I Knew When I Became a Mom

1. That a 2 year old is perfectly capable of dead bolting the front door (this I learned when left stranded outside after getting the mail, in sub-zero temperatures with no jacket on). Also that it would take 20 minutes to talk said 2 year old through reversing the process and unlocking the door (accompanied with lots of tears and cries of "I can't do it!")… Continue

Added by Aging Mommy on March 9, 2010 at 9:47pm — No Comments

The Fertility Blessing

Kendall, Cybella, Mark Allen, Camryn , Mya, Deshawn, Jacob, Irvin V, Gilbert III, Jordan, Adain, Christian, Gabrielle and Taylor.





The above list is not the class roster for my child’s pre-k class… nope it is a list of cousins that were born after my oldest chilld. All of these children are related to my girls, not good friends, but blood cousins. I will not even mention the five or six cousins that came before her.





Our…

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Added by Sleepless on February 26, 2010 at 5:10pm — No Comments

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