All Blog Posts Tagged 'humor' (648)

The Car Color Car Game

After we moved to the country, Colby spent an entire year driving Bunny to her preschool in our old neighborhood. On an average day, the commute was 45 minutes…on a bad day, well over an hour. Bunny hated the commute. For 1-½ hours five days a week she had to sit in the backseat of her Daddy’s car or truck, listening to CNBC and him… Continue

Added by Lanita Moss on June 24, 2010 at 6:00am — No Comments

Adult Confessions of a Teenage

I am sure I am not the only one that ever did anything during their teenage years and kept it a secret from their parents. They never had a grandchild that I forgot to mention and I was never arrested so hiding a rap sheet was never a problem. But I did have a few secrets from my youth that I failed to mention to them for… Continue

Added by Lanita Moss on June 23, 2010 at 6:00am — No Comments

And They Gave Me A Kid Anyway...

I am an average mother. I have good days, and bad days; days that are fun and days I wondered why I ever became a parent. I am trying to raise my daughters to be intelligent, caring and independent women. Sometimes I am successful in my teachings, and sometimes I fail miserably.… Continue

Added by Lanita Moss on June 22, 2010 at 6:00am — No Comments

Corn Condoms

I grew up in Illinois, in prime corn and soybean country. I didn’t grow up on a farm, I was a townie, but cornfields surrounded my small town. I LOVE cornfields. Some of my happiest memories involve cornfields. I used to play hide-and seek in them with my friends, I got lost a time or two in them, I have had make-out sessions in them and I… Continue

Added by Lanita Moss on June 21, 2010 at 6:00am — No Comments

Delivery By FedEx and Delta Air Lines

Many of my friends have children and I have heard all the stories about their water breaking, labor pains and the mad dash to the hospital. They go on to tell me in detail how dilated they were and how they weren’t supposed to push. Then through their emotional tears they tell me about the final push and how this little miracle of life… Continue

Added by Lanita Moss on June 18, 2010 at 6:00am — No Comments

The Pink Cattle Company

My husband and I are in the cattle business. I knew diddly about cattle until I married Colby. Yes, I grew up in the Midwest in a small town, but my dad was a telephony engineer. What I knew about cattle could basically fit on my dinner plate.… Continue

Added by Lanita Moss on June 17, 2010 at 6:00am — No Comments

Fuzzy Flip-Flops

It is week three of summer vacation and I came up with a project to keep my girls busy for a little while…and me too…plus we have new shoes to wear and what girl doesn’t like new shoes?


Added by Lanita Moss on June 16, 2010 at 6:00am — No Comments

Where is the Damn Thermostat?

I openly admit that I am 46 years old and I also admit that I am pre-menopausal. Basically that means the end is near. YAY! Anyway, one of the symptoms I have is night sweats. I don’t really sweat, but I get really, really hot at night. All of my life I have been the cold one. I can wrap up in blankets in the middle of the summer and I always… Continue

Added by Lanita Moss on June 15, 2010 at 6:00am — No Comments

"It's All Your Fault!"

Yes…those five little words that every mother loves to hear. The logic of a 5 year old when she gets in trouble and doesn’t get to do what she wants. These five words I heard over and over and over for two hours yesterday. Don’t you just love motherhood?… Continue

Added by Lanita Moss on June 14, 2010 at 6:00pm — No Comments

The Great Escape

mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US"">I ran away from home on

Saturday. Seriously…I did. I didn’t pack a suitcase or pack a

snack…and I did eventually come home…five hours later, but I ran away nonetheless. Friday was a really bad day with the

kids. It was just really bad and I

was so tired at the end of the day, I went to bed early. Before crawling into bed, I went out to

the living room expecting to see the kids tucked safely away in their…

Added by Lanita Moss on June 8, 2010 at 6:30am — No Comments

Necessity...The Mother of Invention

I am a creative person. I have a flair for decorating, I can plan and cook a gourmet meal and I am wicked with the hot glue gun, so when presented with a problem, I
can pull out all the stops and come up with an ingenious solution.


Added by Lanita Moss on June 7, 2010 at 6:00am — No Comments

The Little House That Love Built

Once upon a time, there was a little girl named, Bunny. Her parents moved her to the country, without a thought to asking her if she wanted to go, and made her live in a house that had no neighbors to play with, no paved streets to ride her bike on

and that had an army of bugs always on the ready to attack. When she moved to the country, she was

afraid of dogs and horse, but her parents felt the need to fill the house, yard

and pasture with a lot of these…


Added by Lanita Moss on June 3, 2010 at 7:30am — No Comments

Home Security

I have always been worried about home security, not so much when I’m not at home, but more when we are all home and it is the dead of night. I worry about burglars, bad guys and meth heads breaking into our

house. We have an alarm system that

religiously gets set every night before we go to bed…and we have a dog…a dog

that has a strong heritage of German watch dog in him.



Added by Lanita Moss on May 27, 2010 at 8:24am — No Comments

Veggie Tales

I am an open-minded person and accepting of all things. I don’t judge people for their beliefs in religion, child rearing or interior decorating tastes. Partly, because I don’t want to be judged, but mainly because I just don’t care whether they have a baby blue
couch sitting on a pale pink carpet with a ducky border in their living room.


Added by Lanita Moss on May 26, 2010 at 7:31am — No Comments


I love spas. I love facials and massages and manicures and pedicures. I love the Zen feeling you get when you walk into a spa and are handed a cool glass of water with the floating lemon
slices. The calming harp music
always makes me more aware that I need less stress in my life and more
essential oils.


Added by Lanita Moss on May 25, 2010 at 8:01am — No Comments

FUll Disclosure

I am a lawyer…kind of. In the interest of full disclosure, I must admit I have never practiced. Not a day. It’s not because I couldn’t find a

job…I didn’t even look. It’s not

because I didn’t get good grades…United Missouri Bank (UMB) thought I had a

promising career in estate planning.

It’s because I wanted to be a lawyer…but I didn’t want to be a lawyer.…


Added by Lanita Moss on May 24, 2010 at 7:30am — No Comments


Look familiar? Ah, yes, the paradoxical gird-iron (thin-as-toilet-paper)

curtain that separates the plane into 2 groups. I've been flying for 32

years & only once have I been on the other side of the curtain.

Admittedly, when I had that chance, I LOVED it! I felt like a princess.…

Added by LeadHership on May 23, 2010 at 10:28am — No Comments

The Pull of Political Power

Since I have been out of town for a bit, I have spent this week catching up on my Google Reader. I have read a lot of blogs that are participating on the 5 for 10 meme hosted by the crew at Momalom. One of the most fun series of blogs has been about… Continue

Added by Lanita Moss on May 21, 2010 at 8:11am — No Comments

The Border State Rule

When I was growing up, my Dad had a rule in our house, when you move away after college; you have to live outside a 500-mile radius of home. OK…don’t ask, but I will say

that when I eventually did move away from home, I did manage to move just

outside the 500-mile radius. The

funny thing was, as soon as I did, Daddy asked me when I was going to move

home. So much for house rules.



Added by Lanita Moss on May 20, 2010 at 7:24am — No Comments

Puppy Love

I have never had a dog before. Until the scrawniest, scraggliest, mutt showed up on our doorstep right before Thanksgiving.

Evidently, he followed Elle home one afternoon and refused to leave our

front porch. I told Elle to leave

him alone and he would leave. But

all evening he sat in front of our door and wouldn’t leave. Every time we would tiptoe to the door

and look through the glass, the saddest brown eyes…


Added by Lanita Moss on May 18, 2010 at 7:42am — No Comments

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