All Blog Posts Tagged 'humor' (639)

The Great Escape

mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US"">I ran away from home on

Saturday. Seriously…I did. I didn’t pack a suitcase or pack a

snack…and I did eventually come home…five hours later, but I ran away nonetheless. Friday was a really bad day with the

kids. It was just really bad and I

was so tired at the end of the day, I went to bed early. Before crawling into bed, I went out to

the living room expecting to see the kids tucked safely away in their…
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Added by Lanita Moss on June 8, 2010 at 6:30am — No Comments

Necessity...The Mother of Invention

I am a creative person. I have a flair for decorating, I can plan and cook a gourmet meal and I am wicked with the hot glue gun, so when presented with a problem, I
can pull out all the stops and come up with an ingenious solution.


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Added by Lanita Moss on June 7, 2010 at 6:00am — No Comments

The Little House That Love Built

Once upon a time, there was a little girl named, Bunny. Her parents moved her to the country, without a thought to asking her if she wanted to go, and made her live in a house that had no neighbors to play with, no paved streets to ride her bike on

and that had an army of bugs always on the ready to attack. When she moved to the country, she was

afraid of dogs and horse, but her parents felt the need to fill the house, yard

and pasture with a lot of these…

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Added by Lanita Moss on June 3, 2010 at 7:30am — No Comments

Home Security

I have always been worried about home security, not so much when I’m not at home, but more when we are all home and it is the dead of night. I worry about burglars, bad guys and meth heads breaking into our

house. We have an alarm system that

religiously gets set every night before we go to bed…and we have a dog…a dog

that has a strong heritage of German watch dog in him.



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Added by Lanita Moss on May 27, 2010 at 8:24am — No Comments

Veggie Tales

I am an open-minded person and accepting of all things. I don’t judge people for their beliefs in religion, child rearing or interior decorating tastes. Partly, because I don’t want to be judged, but mainly because I just don’t care whether they have a baby blue
couch sitting on a pale pink carpet with a ducky border in their living room.


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Added by Lanita Moss on May 26, 2010 at 7:31am — No Comments

Homeotherapy

I love spas. I love facials and massages and manicures and pedicures. I love the Zen feeling you get when you walk into a spa and are handed a cool glass of water with the floating lemon
slices. The calming harp music
always makes me more aware that I need less stress in my life and more
essential oils.


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Added by Lanita Moss on May 25, 2010 at 8:01am — No Comments

FUll Disclosure

I am a lawyer…kind of. In the interest of full disclosure, I must admit I have never practiced. Not a day. It’s not because I couldn’t find a

job…I didn’t even look. It’s not

because I didn’t get good grades…United Missouri Bank (UMB) thought I had a

promising career in estate planning.

It’s because I wanted to be a lawyer…but I didn’t want to be a lawyer.…



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Added by Lanita Moss on May 24, 2010 at 7:30am — No Comments

THE "SKY CURTAIN" SEPARATING ME FROM THEM!!!!!



Look familiar? Ah, yes, the paradoxical gird-iron (thin-as-toilet-paper)

curtain that separates the plane into 2 groups. I've been flying for 32

years & only once have I been on the other side of the curtain.

Admittedly, when I had that chance, I LOVED it! I felt like a princess.…
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Added by LeadHership on May 23, 2010 at 10:28am — No Comments

The Pull of Political Power

Since I have been out of town for a bit, I have spent this week catching up on my Google Reader. I have read a lot of blogs that are participating on the 5 for 10 meme hosted by the crew at Momalom. One of the most fun series of blogs has been about… Continue

Added by Lanita Moss on May 21, 2010 at 8:11am — No Comments

The Border State Rule

When I was growing up, my Dad had a rule in our house, when you move away after college; you have to live outside a 500-mile radius of home. OK…don’t ask, but I will say

that when I eventually did move away from home, I did manage to move just

outside the 500-mile radius. The

funny thing was, as soon as I did, Daddy asked me when I was going to move

home. So much for house rules.



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Added by Lanita Moss on May 20, 2010 at 7:24am — No Comments

Puppy Love

I have never had a dog before. Until the scrawniest, scraggliest, mutt showed up on our doorstep right before Thanksgiving.

Evidently, he followed Elle home one afternoon and refused to leave our

front porch. I told Elle to leave

him alone and he would leave. But

all evening he sat in front of our door and wouldn’t leave. Every time we would tiptoe to the door

and look through the glass, the saddest brown eyes…

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Added by Lanita Moss on May 18, 2010 at 7:42am — No Comments

Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary

Mary, Mary quite contrary


How does your garden grow?


With crooked rows


And broken hoes


And alphabetized herbs refusing to show.


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Added by Lanita Moss on May 17, 2010 at 7:42am — No Comments

Split Personality

I am convinced my son Jake has a split personality disorder. At school or anywhere else but home he is a perfect angel of a child, everyone loves him, thinks he is so sweet and could do no wrong....and, they would be wrong :)

I volunteered to help out at Jake's preschool this morning for an hour while his got to enjoy a nice catered in honor of appreciation day (and boy do they deserve it, I don't know how on earth they deal with those wild kids…
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Added by Liz Garland on May 14, 2010 at 10:34am — No Comments

The Doctor Is In The HOUSE!!



Okay, so since I've been home the last couple weeks due to my layoff at work, I've been watching (or… Continue

Added by Tree Lindsay on May 7, 2010 at 7:08pm — No Comments

Gone Divin'

Colby and I are beach people. It’s one of the things I love about him. The concept of lying on a beach all day reading book after book is never a hard sell when it comes to vacation
time. The only thing we differ on
is the location of our beach chairs…I want mine in the sun and he wants his in
the shade…but I can work with that.


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Added by Lanita Moss on May 5, 2010 at 7:57am — No Comments

Vacation Redux

We were supposed to be in London this week. Actually, our vacation was to end tomorrow with a flight home, an eight-day vacation, without children, spending time with Colby exploring London, Edinburgh and the countryside of England. But you all see the news, read the

papers and have all seen the pictures of a pesky little volcano in Iceland that

continues to spew ash and lava into the air.yes""> Yep, that pesky little volcano ruined my blissful…

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Added by Lanita Moss on April 23, 2010 at 7:37am — No Comments

Spectically Speaking

I am getting older. How do I know this? I can’t read labels anymore. I can’t read
emails on my iPhone anymore. I
have to hold my book farther away from my lap and my arms are getting
tired. I need reading glasses.


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Added by Lanita Moss on April 22, 2010 at 7:36am — No Comments

Mean Girls

Mean girls are nothing new. We didn’t call them mean girls when I was in school but they existed. There have been a few in

my life. The girl that made my 5th

grade year pure torture, the girl in my class that was my friend one day, hated

me the next and was my BFF the day after that, and then there was my best

friend from kindergarten that somehow grew up to be better than me.…





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Added by Lanita Moss on April 21, 2010 at 7:48am — No Comments

Danger Lurks Beneath

mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US"">Have you ever thought about

the water in a swimming pool?

Perhaps you DON’T want to think about the water in a swimming pool…but I

have.…










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Added by Lanita Moss on April 19, 2010 at 7:59am — No Comments

An Ode to Chicken Nuggets...(can you guess what we had for dinner last night?)

I love you chicken nugget

crispy golden and so small

I make you twenty times a week

http://forums.timesdaily.com/eve/forums/a/ga/ul/61910404/inlineimg/Y/chicken-nuggets.jpg My kids still eat you all...



You're great with lots of sauces

ketchup, soy, or BBQ

mustard, mayo, duck sauce

they all go real nice with…

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Added by Sarah Maizes on April 16, 2010 at 3:06pm — No Comments

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