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Lay Tour Day France

I am not the biggest sports fan in the world. I know the basics of football and basketball. I would much rather watch college sports then professional. I understand the very basics of soccer and hockey, but don’t even ask me about cricket…although does cricket really count as a sport? Any game that lasts four days really shouldn’t be… Continue

Added by Lanita Moss on July 7, 2010 at 6:00am — No Comments

Scared Sleepless

I am not the greatest sleeper in the world. According to my husband(s), I toss and turn and jerk and spin. I will admit to being a light sleeper…which is funny because I was the kindergartener

that fell asleep before my mom could feed me lunch.yes""> But for all its lightness…I love to sleep.





I am protective of my sleep. Until a year ago, I didn’t sleep for 13 years due to…

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Added by Lanita Moss on July 6, 2010 at 6:00am — No Comments

A Statistical Nightmare - A Guest Post

I wrote a guest post over at Nurse's Notes about Statistics. I took pity on Tammy because she is taking a statistical summer school class. Go over at check it out at Nurses Notes.

Added by Lanita Moss on July 5, 2010 at 10:31am — No Comments

Three...Two...One...Click...Publish

How many times have you clicked the Send button, the Tweet button or the Publish button then thought, “Oh shit…I shouldn’t have done that?” In this world of instant communication, sometimes you put stuff out there you really didn’t want to…or shouldn’t have.… Continue

Added by Lanita Moss on July 2, 2010 at 6:00am — No Comments

King of the Hill?

We got three little kittens last week. They were supposed to be barn cats but they got here before the barn was built. The barn should be built by the fall, so in the meantime the kittens are living on our back deck. It has nice outdoor furniture and is protected by the rain. A pretty nice place to hang out if you are a little furry… Continue

Added by Lanita Moss on June 30, 2010 at 6:00am — No Comments

Good Fences Make Good Neighbors

This better be true, because if it’s not…I am going on a bunny hunt. Blasted rodents have been eating my garden. Not all of my garden, just my lettuce and select bean plants. I didn’t plant lettuce for their pleasure, but they seem to have it in their head that my garden is their smorgasbord. Not anymore.… Continue

Added by Lanita Moss on June 28, 2010 at 6:00am — No Comments

Bits, Pieces & Produce

A heat and humidity has settled on Kansas that is so oppressive it feels like a sauna. The only escape is the air conditioned house, but I worry about the…

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Added by Lanita Moss on June 26, 2010 at 11:23am — No Comments

A Cocktail of Friends and Lifetimes

Today is my 100th post! Wow! I seriously didn’t plan it this way…but I thought this was a fitting blog for my 100th. Here’s to my 200th!

A blogging friend of mine, Kami at The Fence wrote a post about mixing friends on Facebook. She said she hated mixing friends. That got me to thinking, because I love mixing friends. Not only in real life, but in my cyber life as well.

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Added by Lanita Moss on June 25, 2010 at 6:00am — No Comments

The Car Color Car Game

After we moved to the country, Colby spent an entire year driving Bunny to her preschool in our old neighborhood. On an average day, the commute was 45 minutes…on a bad day, well over an hour. Bunny hated the commute. For 1-½ hours five days a week she had to sit in the backseat of her Daddy’s car or truck, listening to CNBC and him… Continue

Added by Lanita Moss on June 24, 2010 at 6:00am — No Comments

Adult Confessions of a Teenage

I am sure I am not the only one that ever did anything during their teenage years and kept it a secret from their parents. They never had a grandchild that I forgot to mention and I was never arrested so hiding a rap sheet was never a problem. But I did have a few secrets from my youth that I failed to mention to them for… Continue

Added by Lanita Moss on June 23, 2010 at 6:00am — No Comments

And They Gave Me A Kid Anyway...

I am an average mother. I have good days, and bad days; days that are fun and days I wondered why I ever became a parent. I am trying to raise my daughters to be intelligent, caring and independent women. Sometimes I am successful in my teachings, and sometimes I fail miserably.… Continue

Added by Lanita Moss on June 22, 2010 at 6:00am — No Comments

Corn Condoms

I grew up in Illinois, in prime corn and soybean country. I didn’t grow up on a farm, I was a townie, but cornfields surrounded my small town. I LOVE cornfields. Some of my happiest memories involve cornfields. I used to play hide-and seek in them with my friends, I got lost a time or two in them, I have had make-out sessions in them and I… Continue

Added by Lanita Moss on June 21, 2010 at 6:00am — No Comments

Delivery By FedEx and Delta Air Lines

Many of my friends have children and I have heard all the stories about their water breaking, labor pains and the mad dash to the hospital. They go on to tell me in detail how dilated they were and how they weren’t supposed to push. Then through their emotional tears they tell me about the final push and how this little miracle of life… Continue

Added by Lanita Moss on June 18, 2010 at 6:00am — No Comments

The Pink Cattle Company

My husband and I are in the cattle business. I knew diddly about cattle until I married Colby. Yes, I grew up in the Midwest in a small town, but my dad was a telephony engineer. What I knew about cattle could basically fit on my dinner plate.… Continue

Added by Lanita Moss on June 17, 2010 at 6:00am — No Comments

Fuzzy Flip-Flops

It is week three of summer vacation and I came up with a project to keep my girls busy for a little while…and me too…plus we have new shoes to wear and what girl doesn’t like new shoes?


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Added by Lanita Moss on June 16, 2010 at 6:00am — No Comments

Where is the Damn Thermostat?

I openly admit that I am 46 years old and I also admit that I am pre-menopausal. Basically that means the end is near. YAY! Anyway, one of the symptoms I have is night sweats. I don’t really sweat, but I get really, really hot at night. All of my life I have been the cold one. I can wrap up in blankets in the middle of the summer and I always… Continue

Added by Lanita Moss on June 15, 2010 at 6:00am — No Comments

"It's All Your Fault!"

Yes…those five little words that every mother loves to hear. The logic of a 5 year old when she gets in trouble and doesn’t get to do what she wants. These five words I heard over and over and over for two hours yesterday. Don’t you just love motherhood?… Continue

Added by Lanita Moss on June 14, 2010 at 6:00pm — No Comments

The Great Escape

mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US"">I ran away from home on

Saturday. Seriously…I did. I didn’t pack a suitcase or pack a

snack…and I did eventually come home…five hours later, but I ran away nonetheless. Friday was a really bad day with the

kids. It was just really bad and I

was so tired at the end of the day, I went to bed early. Before crawling into bed, I went out to

the living room expecting to see the kids tucked safely away in their…
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Added by Lanita Moss on June 8, 2010 at 6:30am — No Comments

Necessity...The Mother of Invention

I am a creative person. I have a flair for decorating, I can plan and cook a gourmet meal and I am wicked with the hot glue gun, so when presented with a problem, I
can pull out all the stops and come up with an ingenious solution.


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Added by Lanita Moss on June 7, 2010 at 6:00am — No Comments

The Little House That Love Built

Once upon a time, there was a little girl named, Bunny. Her parents moved her to the country, without a thought to asking her if she wanted to go, and made her live in a house that had no neighbors to play with, no paved streets to ride her bike on

and that had an army of bugs always on the ready to attack. When she moved to the country, she was

afraid of dogs and horse, but her parents felt the need to fill the house, yard

and pasture with a lot of these…

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Added by Lanita Moss on June 3, 2010 at 7:30am — No Comments

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