All Blog Posts Tagged 'humor' (616)

Whose Kids Are Those?

Did you comb your hair, AJ?  Cate, do you have your clothes on?  We always pick out clothes the night before, sometimes for the whole week.  This way we are prepared and I can make sure they match.  We don't have time for anyone coming into the kitchen with red leggings on, an orange and yellow plaid dress, blue socks, a sparkly headband and twinkle toes.  Maybe she'll be an artist one day, a very colorful one.  I go through this routine every morning as we are getting ready for school.  I…

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Added by Miranda Ramsey Evans on March 5, 2013 at 3:18pm — No Comments

Elastic Fantastic

It is here.
I have waited seventy five weeks for this moment.
Five hundred and twenty five days have crawled teasingly past; 12600 hours have edged painfully along; 756000 minutes have dragged tauntingly by; and on every single follicly challenged one of them I have remained patient, resilient, focussed and unwavering in my longing for and pursuit of THIS VERY DAY.
www.myfunnymummy.org x

Added by My Funny Mummy on February 28, 2013 at 4:53am — No Comments

Pam Cake Day

Happy birthday Pam! Mum, Dad and I wish you many happy returns! We did make you some little cakes to celebrate but we all decided you really wouldn't like them, so as our gift to you, lovely lady, we ate them all. No worries. And as you were otherwise engaged on your big day, I decided to outline the festivities you missed out on.
Congrats old bird!
www.myfunnymummy.org x

Added by My Funny Mummy on February 17, 2013 at 6:00am — No Comments

Splash

Anyway, as part of my teacherly duties, a Parent's Evening swings by every once in a while that I have to prepare for. This usually involves the faffing about with of certain documentation (sponsored by numerous late nights), the picking of an outfit (sponsored by varying degrees of indecision about how much I look like Sandi Totsvig) and the throwing on of an affable nature and a hauntingly empty fake smile (sponsored by Disney).

By the time the event itself comes…

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Added by My Funny Mummy on February 7, 2013 at 10:14am — No Comments

Splash

Anyway, as part of my teacherly duties, a Parent's Evening swings by every once in a while that I have to prepare for. This usually involves the faffing about with of certain documentation (sponsored by numerous late nights), the picking of an outfit (sponsored by varying degrees of indecision about how much I look like Sandi Totsvig) and the throwing on of an affable nature and a hauntingly empty fake smile (sponsored by Disney).

By the time the event itself comes…

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Added by My Funny Mummy on February 7, 2013 at 10:14am — No Comments

Valentine's Day Gift Ideas For the Crazy Cat Lady

 Valentine's Day has so much expectation attached to it. Why not just say, "SCREW IT!" and get a gift for the cat instead. Here are some cool ideas I found that would really make my inner Crazy Cat Lady thrilled. My two cats would go crazy for these things.

 

http://breezysmommy.blogspot.com/2013/01/valentines-day-gift-ideas-for-crazy-cat.html

It's not like the cat…

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Added by Megan Lynch on January 31, 2013 at 9:00am — No Comments

It's Okay Guys, I'm A Grown Up.

One time, when I was 18ish, I went to a routine doctor's visit for something mundane, I can't remember what...let's go with ear wax build up (nothing traumatic about that right?).  The visit ended with me being hooked up to a heart monitor for 24 hours to test for some kind of irregularity.  Doesn't add up does it?  The reason is that I had such a panic attack the doctor actually thought that my racing heart was associated with something other than my intense…

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Added by Sarah on January 16, 2013 at 3:40pm — No Comments

Dear Food...Thanks For The Memories

I'm going to be honest here...I made a bangin ass chili yesterday.  All hail the crock pot, who does my best work for me.  I'm obsessed with soup, this month anyway.  Last month I was obsessed with all things pumpkin (when I started making pumpkin pancakes I realized things were getting out of control).  I'm still working on the perfect pumpkin soup as a magical culmination of the last couple of months.  I know, my life is intense.



Anyway, back to my chili.  It…

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Added by Sarah on January 10, 2013 at 10:34pm — 1 Comment

Some Dreams Are Just To Bizarre To Explain

Sitting around with Matthew discussing prescription drug commercials and wondering about the various side-effects.



So many to choose from.  How do the patients know which to select? 




I mean, that's why they list them,…

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Added by Ingrid.O'Brien on January 10, 2013 at 12:06pm — No Comments

Captain Underpants and the Revolting Revenge of the Radioactive Robo-Boxers By Dav Pilkey

In the all-new epic adventure from Dav Pilkey, George and Harold travel through time to save Captain Underpants and the world from certain destruction! Captain Underpants and the Revolting Revenge of the Radioactive Robo-Boxers By Dav Pilkey http://www.pilkey.com/ or http://www.scholastic.com/captainunderpants/books/author.htm…

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Added by Sheila English on January 7, 2013 at 2:45pm — No Comments

My Laptop Is Growing Fatter!

Call me Frugal and Stingy, I think I am indeed one when it comes to changing to a new computer.. My kids have urged me to get a new one and I refused to... The laptop is working fine except for two growing "trees" and I am going to see Doctor Dell to cut them off soon...  hahahaa.... 



In April 2012 I put up a post "My Laptop Is Growing" and it was two narrow lines then...…

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Added by Reanaclaire on January 4, 2013 at 8:20am — No Comments

Who Needs Rechargeable Batteries When You Have...

There is nothing like working in the restaurant industry to make you doubt the sanity and rationalizing abilities of our species. 



Like yesterday, when I had a woman ask for a new wine glass because her glass smelled funny.  Let me repeat that.  The GLASS SMELLED FUNNY.  The wine was fine, but man that cup had to go. 



It takes a certain type of crazy to deal with people like that.  Luckily I seem to have it covered. 



But…

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Added by Sarah on December 30, 2012 at 11:49pm — No Comments

Christmas Party Boy

So, me and my son resigned ourselves to an afternoon of gender bending (I myself lightened her load by pacing the dance floor in the plastic cracker moustache I found on the floor).
www.myfunnymummy.org x

Added by My Funny Mummy on December 24, 2012 at 5:16pm — No Comments

It’s Duffy Time!By Don and Audrey Wood Book Trailer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3hBmp21X-Y

Bestselling award-winners Don and Audrey Wood present an endearing pug who
loves to nap all day long! Find out more at http://bit.ly/DuffyTime It’s Duffy Time! By Don and Audrey Wood Book Trailer

Added by Sheila English on December 19, 2012 at 2:26pm — No Comments

Where I talk crafts and Greek Tragedy

Maybe it was sheer bravado, maybe it was the fact that I collaborated with a fellow blogger last week whose blog is all about DIY and Pinterest inspiration, but when 36 Year Old had to go away for one day on the weekend I was about to blow 3 Year Old’s mind with a series of well-intentioned yet poorly executed crafts, a house specialty.

I am not a crafty person. In fact, I think I am magnificently bad at crafts. It probably…

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Added by Katia Bishops on December 17, 2012 at 10:40am — No Comments

Pat

Hashtag amazeballs!
I, little old me, of blogging obscurity, have just met Postman Pat! The actual, gen-u-ine, real deal, Royal Mail delivering funster himself! 
And I am happy to report he didn't disappoint.
In fact, he completely smashed it.
www.myfunnymummy.org x

Added by My Funny Mummy on December 16, 2012 at 4:41pm — No Comments

Ridiculous

I know how annoying this is going to be. I know I am going to disappoint you. I know this isn't what you come here for, and believe me when I say, I really don't want to be that woman. So you'll just have to forgive me. Or else put it in your pipe and smoke it; because in this instance it is totally, completely unavoidable.

So here it comes.
www.myfunnymummy.org x

Added by My Funny Mummy on December 15, 2012 at 3:50am — No Comments

Resting

When I sleep I wind myself into the tightest, most contorted, duvet encased mess of dislocated limbs and torn out hair that each morning I am forced to spend forty five minutes digging about in the covers in order to track down my left foot, right thumb or septum - which will, inevitably, amid all my stressed out night time writhing, have worked its way inside the duvet cover and nestled itself near someone's bum, so, upon clipping it back to my face and rushing out to work, means that…

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Added by My Funny Mummy on December 10, 2012 at 9:27am — No Comments

Once Upon A Time...

Once upon a time there was a Mummy, a Daddy, and a 14 month old little girl with a budding vocabulary and stubborn streak that started out cute but is becoming a bit of a nuisance.

One afternoon this Mummy and Daddy sat playing with their very focused little girl. They began by having a make believe tea party together, which the little girl liked to do very much. Everybody poured pretend tea and ate pretend cake and chatted with the other invited guests who included a teddy, a single…

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Added by My Funny Mummy on December 9, 2012 at 5:20am — 1 Comment

Chunder Storm

Nothing says 'Welcome To Our Home' like a vomit spattered front door step.

www.myfunnymummy.org

Added by My Funny Mummy on November 30, 2012 at 3:57pm — No Comments

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