All Blog Posts Tagged 'humor' (609)

Dear Food...Thanks For The Memories

I'm going to be honest here...I made a bangin ass chili yesterday.  All hail the crock pot, who does my best work for me.  I'm obsessed with soup, this month anyway.  Last month I was obsessed with all things pumpkin (when I started making pumpkin pancakes I realized things were getting out of control).  I'm still working on the perfect pumpkin soup as a magical culmination of the last couple of months.  I know, my life is intense.



Anyway, back to my chili.  It…

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Added by Sarah on January 10, 2013 at 10:34pm — 1 Comment

Some Dreams Are Just To Bizarre To Explain

Sitting around with Matthew discussing prescription drug commercials and wondering about the various side-effects.



So many to choose from.  How do the patients know which to select? 




I mean, that's why they list them,…

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Added by ingrid.O'Brien on January 10, 2013 at 12:06pm — No Comments

Captain Underpants and the Revolting Revenge of the Radioactive Robo-Boxers By Dav Pilkey

In the all-new epic adventure from Dav Pilkey, George and Harold travel through time to save Captain Underpants and the world from certain destruction! Captain Underpants and the Revolting Revenge of the Radioactive Robo-Boxers By Dav Pilkey http://www.pilkey.com/ or http://www.scholastic.com/captainunderpants/books/author.htm…

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Added by Sheila English on January 7, 2013 at 2:45pm — No Comments

My Laptop Is Growing Fatter!

Call me Frugal and Stingy, I think I am indeed one when it comes to changing to a new computer.. My kids have urged me to get a new one and I refused to... The laptop is working fine except for two growing "trees" and I am going to see Doctor Dell to cut them off soon...  hahahaa.... 



In April 2012 I put up a post "My Laptop Is Growing" and it was two narrow lines then...…

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Added by Reanaclaire on January 4, 2013 at 8:20am — No Comments

Who Needs Rechargeable Batteries When You Have...

There is nothing like working in the restaurant industry to make you doubt the sanity and rationalizing abilities of our species. 



Like yesterday, when I had a woman ask for a new wine glass because her glass smelled funny.  Let me repeat that.  The GLASS SMELLED FUNNY.  The wine was fine, but man that cup had to go. 



It takes a certain type of crazy to deal with people like that.  Luckily I seem to have it covered. 



But…

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Added by Sarah on December 30, 2012 at 11:49pm — No Comments

Christmas Party Boy

So, me and my son resigned ourselves to an afternoon of gender bending (I myself lightened her load by pacing the dance floor in the plastic cracker moustache I found on the floor).
www.myfunnymummy.org x

Added by My Funny Mummy on December 24, 2012 at 5:16pm — No Comments

It’s Duffy Time!By Don and Audrey Wood Book Trailer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3hBmp21X-Y

Bestselling award-winners Don and Audrey Wood present an endearing pug who
loves to nap all day long! Find out more at http://bit.ly/DuffyTime It’s Duffy Time! By Don and Audrey Wood Book Trailer

Added by Sheila English on December 19, 2012 at 2:26pm — No Comments

Where I talk crafts and Greek Tragedy

Maybe it was sheer bravado, maybe it was the fact that I collaborated with a fellow blogger last week whose blog is all about DIY and Pinterest inspiration, but when 36 Year Old had to go away for one day on the weekend I was about to blow 3 Year Old’s mind with a series of well-intentioned yet poorly executed crafts, a house specialty.

I am not a crafty person. In fact, I think I am magnificently bad at crafts. It probably…

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Added by Katia Bishops on December 17, 2012 at 10:40am — No Comments

Pat

Hashtag amazeballs!
I, little old me, of blogging obscurity, have just met Postman Pat! The actual, gen-u-ine, real deal, Royal Mail delivering funster himself! 
And I am happy to report he didn't disappoint.
In fact, he completely smashed it.
www.myfunnymummy.org x

Added by My Funny Mummy on December 16, 2012 at 4:41pm — No Comments

Ridiculous

I know how annoying this is going to be. I know I am going to disappoint you. I know this isn't what you come here for, and believe me when I say, I really don't want to be that woman. So you'll just have to forgive me. Or else put it in your pipe and smoke it; because in this instance it is totally, completely unavoidable.

So here it comes.
www.myfunnymummy.org x

Added by My Funny Mummy on December 15, 2012 at 3:50am — No Comments

Resting

When I sleep I wind myself into the tightest, most contorted, duvet encased mess of dislocated limbs and torn out hair that each morning I am forced to spend forty five minutes digging about in the covers in order to track down my left foot, right thumb or septum - which will, inevitably, amid all my stressed out night time writhing, have worked its way inside the duvet cover and nestled itself near someone's bum, so, upon clipping it back to my face and rushing out to work, means that…

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Added by My Funny Mummy on December 10, 2012 at 9:27am — No Comments

Once Upon A Time...

Once upon a time there was a Mummy, a Daddy, and a 14 month old little girl with a budding vocabulary and stubborn streak that started out cute but is becoming a bit of a nuisance.

One afternoon this Mummy and Daddy sat playing with their very focused little girl. They began by having a make believe tea party together, which the little girl liked to do very much. Everybody poured pretend tea and ate pretend cake and chatted with the other invited guests who included a teddy, a single…

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Added by My Funny Mummy on December 9, 2012 at 5:20am — 1 Comment

Chunder Storm

Nothing says 'Welcome To Our Home' like a vomit spattered front door step.

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Added by My Funny Mummy on November 30, 2012 at 3:57pm — No Comments

Book Review: Serial Date, by D.V. Berkom

Serial Date was a surprisingly entertaining read filled with witty writing and dark humor. 

In an unexpected turn of fate, former assassin Leine Basso is offered a job working security in Los Angeles at a gigantic hit reality show called  Serial Date–where beautiful young women get to date ex-cons posing as serial killers. Though L.A.brings her bad memories, Leine…

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Added by Mayra Calvani on November 28, 2012 at 12:58pm — No Comments

Parents Evening

Within it sat photos of Boo looking cute (tell me something I don't know), documents about activities planned for her (yeah, yeah, yeah), post-it notes observing The Poop at play (big wow) and work samples (yadda, yadda, yadda).

Where are the assessments?

Where do I find out that she is a genius? A prodigy? An infant mastermind? A veritable whizz kid? A shiningly gifted example of intellectual brilliance, destined only for glory, excellence and superiority?…

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Added by My Funny Mummy on November 26, 2012 at 5:56am — No Comments

Parents Evening

Within it sat photos of Boo looking cute (tell me something I don't know), documents about activities planned for her (yeah, yeah, yeah), post-it notes observing The Poop at play (big wow) and work samples (yadda, yadda, yadda).

Where are the assessments?

Where do I find out that she is a genius? A prodigy? An infant mastermind? A veritable whizz kid? A shiningly gifted example of intellectual brilliance, destined only for glory, excellence and superiority?…

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Added by My Funny Mummy on November 26, 2012 at 5:56am — No Comments

Save Our Soles

My insatiable penchant for quality children's footwear knows no bounds. It cares not for pay day, savings or our desire to eat for the rest of the month. It just presses ahead, snatching at the nearest available overdraft, credit card or property re-mortgage in order to purchase every perfectly fitting 3.5G mule in the land. I am utterly powerless to control it. And if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

www.myfunnymummy.org…

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Added by My Funny Mummy on November 25, 2012 at 4:44am — No Comments

Torment

Not in our house. Because in our house, we don't celebrate the little triumphs. There are no pats on the back or celebratory high fives. In our house, success is an opportunity to bully. To tease. To tempt. To harass, badger, provoke, goad, bait and bother. Achievement sign posts the opportunity to immediately focus on the next thing I can't do. Because now I can walk; I have to walk further. I have to manage one more step than last time; one more stride than before; one more pace…

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Added by My Funny Mummy on November 18, 2012 at 3:41pm — No Comments

Shoe In The Road

A single glove in the road - easily explained. A pair of shoes - sure, there could be reasons.
But a solitary brogue? On a dual carriage-way? Or, on occasion, on A MOTORWAY?
Nah. I don't get it.
www.myfunnymummy.org x

Added by My Funny Mummy on November 16, 2012 at 6:06pm — No Comments

Art Attack

Last Monday we turned up, berets, palettes and hard faces at the ready, and managed to shove our way through the vision-less, cack handed, toddling bunch of artistic dead beats milling around the nursery door.
Full post www.myfunnymummy.org x

Added by My Funny Mummy on November 12, 2012 at 9:36am — No Comments

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