Jennifer Marshall's Blog Posts Tagged 'kids' (250)

Things I've Learned This Week

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** 'Tis the season to feel like a walking ATM.



** If you're a fan of torturing yourself, I highly recommend going to the mall two weekends before Christmas.…



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Added by Jennifer Marshall on December 19, 2014 at 6:21pm — 1 Comment

Things I've Learned This Week

** If my kids overflow one more toilet around here, they're getting an outhouse for Christmas.



** I could really use an…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on December 12, 2014 at 12:13pm — No Comments

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** I'm not sure what's disappearing faster around here -- my money or our iPhone chargers.…



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Added by Jennifer Marshall on November 14, 2014 at 4:51pm — 1 Comment

Things I've Learned This Week

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** This time of the year makes me so very grateful for my beloved hot glue gun.



** I may steal the dog crate from the dog -- it just looks so darn PRIVATE in there.…



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Added by Jennifer Marshall on October 24, 2014 at 3:07pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

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** I'm not sure what scares me more -- Ebola or the thought of having to use the toilet in my kids' bathroom.



** The best hair days always happen when you have absolutely NOWHERE to go.…



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Added by Jennifer Marshall on October 17, 2014 at 3:34pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

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** I am totally addicted to selling crap on virtual garage sale sites.



** Finding a CLEAN gas station bathroom is like finding a unicorn.…



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Added by Jennifer Marshall on October 10, 2014 at 1:46pm — No Comments

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** My mind thinks I’m 21, but my body, not so much.



** There’s no such thing as…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on October 3, 2014 at 6:26pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

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** My house is a revolving door of loud, screeching short people.  (And I kind of love it.)



** Wearing a dress AND a bra all in one day is quite an accomplishment.…



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Added by Jennifer Marshall on September 19, 2014 at 3:04pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

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** "Take a nap" keeps getting bumped off my to-do list for some reason.



** My family is an all-you-can-eat buffet for the multiplying mosquitoes in our neighborhood.…



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Added by Jennifer Marshall on September 12, 2014 at 10:22am — 2 Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

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** The first day of school is a blessing like no other.



** Homework's about to unleash its evil wrath upon us very, very soon.



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Added by Jennifer Marshall on August 29, 2014 at 12:45pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

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** I've seen no less than 14,789 people dump ice over their heads throughout the past few days.



** Being the adult is often times way harder than being the kid.



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Added by Jennifer Marshall on August 22, 2014 at 5:39pm — No Comments

The Banana Boat Ride

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As a parent, I've often found myself doing things that I wouldn't dream of doing on my own free will --  cleaning poop off a wall, catching puke with my bare hands, dining at a germ-infested Chuck E. Cheese.  But the hellacious thing I got roped into doing last week on vacation?  Well, that should earn me fabulous…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on August 21, 2014 at 1:54pm — No Comments

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** Sometimes when I look at my Facebook feed, it seems that half the people have up and joined a damn cult.…



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Added by Jennifer Marshall on August 8, 2014 at 9:26am — No Comments

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** A backyard campout for the kids is so much more fun when it’s in someone else’sbackyard.



** Facebook should really be called…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on July 26, 2014 at 12:39am — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

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** It's evidently mating season for a-holes.



** If I never go to the U.S. Post Office again, it'll be too soon.



** Summer needs to just…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on July 19, 2014 at 12:24am — No Comments

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** June somehow pulled a giant disappearing act on us.



** The more laundry I have to fold, the more I dream about becoming a nudist…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on July 4, 2014 at 8:04pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week



** Mother Nature seems to have Chicago and San Francisco confused.



** Every time I go to CVS, the receipt is longer than the Great…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on June 27, 2014 at 5:44pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

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** It takes a village.  To raise a husband.



** The world is way too incredibly full of itself.



** Surprisingly, it's been 20 years since OJ got away…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on June 13, 2014 at 5:42pm — No Comments

End of the School Year Madness

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Maybe it's just me, but the end of the school year always seems to bring with it a boatload of unwanted stress.  Finding a "place" for all the papers that are sent home, trying not to drown in the flood of never-ending emails, buying the gazillion and one thank you gifts -- IT NEVER EVER…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on June 12, 2014 at 4:02pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

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** The end-of-the-school-year craziness must surely subtract five years off a mom's life.



** I am sooooooooo done with the packing of the lunches.



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Added by Jennifer Marshall on June 6, 2014 at 7:34pm — No Comments

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