Jennifer Marshall's Blog Posts Tagged 'laundry' (15)

Things I've Learned This Week

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** I am totally addicted to selling crap on virtual garage sale sites.



** Finding a CLEAN gas station bathroom is like finding a unicorn.…



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Added by Jennifer Marshall on October 10, 2014 at 1:46pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

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** My house is a revolving door of loud, screeching short people.  (And I kind of love it.)



** Wearing a dress AND a bra all in one day is quite an accomplishment.…



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Added by Jennifer Marshall on September 19, 2014 at 3:04pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week



** June somehow pulled a giant disappearing act on us.



** The more laundry I have to fold, the more I dream about becoming a nudist…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on July 4, 2014 at 8:04pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

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** I'm not good at getting lucky.



** Child labor is more expensive than it used to be.



** A little piece of me dies every time people "REPLY…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on March 7, 2014 at 4:36pm — No Comments

Something's Gotta Give

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As a parent, we're often so used to running on autopilot that we rarely ever even stop to think about why we're doing something.  We just continue to do it mindlessly, day after day after day.  Take, for instance, the gazillion and one loads of never-ending laundry and the gazillion and one loads of multiplying…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on February 19, 2014 at 10:29am — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

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** If I looked like David Beckham, I'd be naked ALL the time.

** I'm a firm Belieber that Justin needs a big ol' time…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on January 24, 2014 at 10:21am — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

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** Supervising a chain gang would be more enjoyable than supervising homework.

** The world needs a whole lot more Tina Fey & Amy Poehler.

** My…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on January 17, 2014 at 10:49pm — 1 Comment

Things I've Learned This Week

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** It's not a road trip in our family unless it ends with a souvenir bag of puke.

** Thanksgiving without a nap is like Christmas without a Santa.

** You never…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on November 29, 2013 at 11:33am — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

** Projectile t.v. = yes!  Projectile vomit = not so much.

** I'd pretty much give my left arm for a nap.…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on January 11, 2013 at 3:36pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

** The clothes get a whole lot cleaner when you actually push the START button on the washing machine.

** If I had a dollar for every time my house is quiet, I still wouldn't have any money in my wallet.

** Sometimes being responsible is such a pain in my irresponsible ass.

** Adult-sized bodies do NOT fit in…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on September 14, 2012 at 3:00pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

** I often wonder whether I live in a house with two kids or a house with two pigs.

** Driving past a lemonade stand without stopping makes me feel guilty.

** I may or may not be a sucker.

** Gravity can kiss my ass (especially since it's responsible for knocking it down in the first place).

** Parenting without a…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on August 24, 2012 at 1:42pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

** Apparently, it's ALWAYS my fault.

** Bollywood dancing is actually pretty darn fun.

** Dogs apparently CAN eat a whole bunch of chocolate and not die.

** Turns out that I am not Super Woman.

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on April 27, 2012 at 3:05pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

** If I ever turn up missing, a vineyard in Sonoma is most likely where you'll find me.

** My daughter thinks I was born in 1818.  Seriously, she asked if that was my birth year.  WTF?!

** Entirely too many people think they have the right of way.

** Elementary School Open House could also be referred to as Nuts on a Stick. …

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on February 24, 2012 at 8:09pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Year (A Recap of the Best of 2011)

** My son likes to make his penis talk.  (Don't ask.)

** The entire household turns into assholes when my husband goes out of town.

** My kids wait to take a dump until it's time to walk out the door.

** This ass isn't gonna run itself off.

** You can never ever hug your kids too much.

** When life hands you…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on December 31, 2011 at 1:07pm — No Comments

What If I Threw The Tantrum For A Change?

I don't know about you, but sometimes, I can't help but laugh my buns off when my kids are throwing an all-out fit.  They just look so incredibly ridiculous to me as they're wailing and screaming and flailing themselves about the floor.  In fact, I've even videotaped one of my daughter's tantrums to show her just what an asshole looks like in action.  Of course, she doesn't find it…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on September 29, 2011 at 10:06am — No Comments

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