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Beyonce Mommy to be!





Beyonce announced during a red carpet chat with People magazine on the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards that she is pregnant after 3 years of marriage with husband… Continue

Added by Diamond Velez on September 2, 2011 at 7:54am — No Comments

Mean Girls ain't got anything on Mean Mommies.

View the original post and more on my blog: My Brown Eyed Girl

Maybe I am really out of the loop when it comes to the social hierarchy that is motherhood and…
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Added by Courtney Gieg on September 1, 2011 at 7:57pm — No Comments

Somebody's Gotta Be The Bad Cop

 

It's a dirty job, but, unfortunately, somebody's gotta do it.  And this weekend?  Well, I was the one who got stuck being the bad cop.  Cause short people lying straight to my face is just not something that I take too lightly.

 

It all went down on Sunday, which was an unfortunate flurry of activity around here with the kids coming off the high…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on August 31, 2011 at 10:00am — 1 Comment

Back on the Chain Gang: Should Kids Be Leashed?

We've all been there, right?
We're out in public, with our kid (or kids) in tow, and suddenly he bolts for the road unexpectedly.


Or how about…
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Added by Samantha Kemp-Jackson on August 27, 2011 at 11:58pm — No Comments

Guilt -- It's A Bitch Alright

 

Kids sure have a way of (figuratively) punching you right in the gut when you least expect it, don't they?  Their unassuming words can wash a blanket of guilt right over you in nothing flat.  And before you know it, you're feeling like the suckiest parent in the world and saving your pennies for the future therapy that your kid will inevitably need thanks to…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on August 23, 2011 at 11:26am — 1 Comment

Things I've Learned This Week

 

** My world is just a series of pee splatters and poo.

 

** It's a true challenge not to laugh when telling your eight year old how inappropriate it is to yell "cocks".

 

** Throwing food can be liberatingly fun.

 

** Pretending to be stupid so you can cut in line is sooooooo not cool.

 

** Some sick a-hole had…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on August 19, 2011 at 10:50am — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

 

** Someone should come up with a Beano for brain farts.

 

** Motherhood is no place for migraines.

 

** Our water bill's gonna be $10,000 this month, thanks to my son's obsession with the hose.

 

** Nothing, and I do mean NOTHING, is louder than the volume of a carpool of short people.

 

** Digging for your keys…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on August 12, 2011 at 8:53am — No Comments

The Easter Bunny, Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy Walked Into a Bar...

Yea, this would likely be a pretty funny joke if it existed. Perhaps it does, somewhere out there.
Nonetheless, whether or not it exists doesn't detract from the fact that these entities - ones that millions of Western children hold dear - might very well be....well....not exactly real.…
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Added by Samantha Kemp-Jackson on August 5, 2011 at 10:31pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

 

** I am evidently NOT Tim "The Toolman" Taylor.

 

** The Coupon Suzy lady scares the absolute hell out of me.

 

** 2 AM looks WAY different than it used to.

 

** I really need to start slippin' Immodium A-D to the birds around my house.

 

** School…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on August 5, 2011 at 10:58am — 1 Comment

Meltdown in Aisle 5: Top 6 Tips For Keeping Your Kids Calm at the Supermarket

It's an inevitability that every parent has to experience. A rite of passage, the "supermarket shakedown" is one that indeed shakes your maternal/paternal resolve to the core. This unique meltdown of sorts is atypical in that it is usually precipitated by the perpetrator's viewing of candy-coated confections, promptly followed by an unequivocal "No!" http://bit.ly/pp9UhB

Added by Samantha Kemp-Jackson on August 1, 2011 at 11:00pm — No Comments

The Top 10 Reasons Why Having Twins Rocks!

"Happily ever after" is not a reality when it comes to parenting twins, apparently. 





I just finished reading this article and boy, am I depressed. Sounds like I'm a prime candidate for not only the current depression but divorce and perpetual misery as well.





Unfortunately, I can vouch for the truth behind the basic theme of… Continue

Added by Samantha Kemp-Jackson on July 30, 2011 at 6:23am — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

 

** Kids pick the most awesomely inopportune times to take a dump.

 

** Summer = an impromptu game of kick-the-can on a random Monday night.

 

** Goatdog is about to become a street dog.

 

** I wouldn't do well in that Little House on the Prairie.

 

** If Tuesday and Wednesday had a Facebook page, I would NOT…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on July 29, 2011 at 1:11pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

 

** Naked is evidently the way to go this summer.

 

** As much as I love my husband, I really don't think I'd tackle someone trying to throw a pie in his face.

 

** Chopsticks actually help get my kids to eat their veggies.

 

** My son thinks I'm a car and driver expert.

 

** I am NOT a car and driver…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on July 22, 2011 at 10:10am — No Comments

A (Very) Short Story By My Son

(This story must be prefaced with the fact that it was nothing short of a miracle to get my son to write anything in school at all.  His poor teacher had to practically hypnotize him to get any kind of writing topics to emerge from his little brain.  So yeah, this story's about a giant turd, but hey, at least the kid wrote a story, right??!!)

 

 

Once upon a…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on July 19, 2011 at 3:34pm — No Comments

How to Keep Your Kids From Murdering Each Other This Summer

So if you're anything like me, you're trying your damnedest to find something for your kids to do so that they don't kill each other over summer vacation.  And that "something" would preferably be an activity that keeps 'em occupied for a long stretch of time, perhaps even long enough for Mama to have a well-deserved glass of wine and maybe even *gasp* take a pee in…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on July 19, 2011 at 3:32pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

 

** Cruise control scares the shit out of me.

 

** When you travel with kids, it's a trip.  When you travel without them, it's a vacation.

 

** 99.9% of the water at water parks is a combination of urine and ick.  Probably.

 

** Trying to get your kids to sleep at a water park is like trying to get a nun to pole…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on July 19, 2011 at 1:30pm — No Comments

Power Mom Day 8! Door to door with pancakes and peacocks

"Practice Pancakes for Saturday's Pancakes in a Panic tasting by Merrick!"



Yesterday the kids and I, after making up eFoods soup and corn bread muffin samples, went door to door among our neighbors to invited them to Merrick's "Pancakes in a Panic!" eFoods tasting class.



We passed out flyers with this title "Pancakes in a Panic! Emergency Family Food Series!" That is the name of…

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Added by Kim Power Stilson on July 13, 2011 at 9:30am — No Comments

Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better....

Perhaps it started way back when in the prehistoric annals of domesticity, the 1950's. If one went by the media and popular accounts of daily life that were portrayed at the time, women wanted to do nothing more than to keep a beautiful home and cook a wonderful meal. The name of the game was perfection and the holy grail was a sparkling kitchen floor and a husband's shirt that was devoid of the feared "ring around the collar." Apparently women enjoyed just being able to please their husbands… Continue

Added by Samantha Kemp-Jackson on July 10, 2011 at 5:26pm — No Comments

How many meals does your family eat?

How many meals does your family eat?

1 person eats 3 meals a day, 21 meals a week, 90 meals a month or 1080 meals a year, plus water.

Family of 2 eats 42 meals a week, 180 meals a month or 2160 meals a year, plus water.

Family of 3 eats 63 meals a week, 270 meals a month or 3240 meals a year, plus water.

Family of 4 eats 84 meals a week, 360 meals a month or 4320 meals a year, plus water.

Family of 5 eats 105 meals a week, 450 meals a month and 5400…

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Added by Kim Power Stilson on July 8, 2011 at 8:00am — No Comments

Power Mom on eFoods Global Day 3! Food arrives



The Feeding and Funding Mission Begins for the Stilson Family! eFoods Global Day 3




Our mission is to share healthy ways to help moms feed and fund their families in all economic circumstances.



See us open our first eFoods delivery! Yes, the kids clowned around when I told them I was going to video this -- you know how kids are!



[caption id="attachment_534" align="aligncenter" width="200" caption="eFoods Global Box arrives"]… Continue

Added by Kim Power Stilson on June 30, 2011 at 8:00pm — No Comments

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