Parenthood, we have a problem. My sweet baby girl has gone off the deep end. Even though she's only eight years old, I'm seriously considering enrolling her in Maury Povich's boot camp. Or a chain gang. Or both. Cause seriously? This shit's gotta stop. The kid has been sent to the principal's office not once but TWICE in one week, and one of those times was on…Continue
Added by Jennifer Marshall on February 15, 2012 at 1:27pm — No Comments
Is there a playdate addiction group somewhere? If so, then I'm totally sending these kids of mine. I'm tellin' you, these two short people are beyond obsessed with playdates all day, every day. Now some days, that can be a good thing (like when the playdate's at someone else's house, for example), but there are other days when I wanna kick the inventor of the playdate right…Continue
Added by Jennifer Marshall on October 6, 2011 at 9:36am — No Comments
** Mother Nature forgot to take her meds once again.
** People who only write inspirational quotes for their Facebook status scare me.
** If you're a random piece of crap, you're probably sitting on my kitchen counter.
** Everything should be pumpkin-flavored this time of year.
Added by Jennifer Marshall on September 30, 2011 at 10:20am — No Comments