** School REALLY needs to start. Cause my patience has left the building.
** The smell of an amusement park is a compilation of B.O., grease, and ass.
** I'm not…Continue
Added by Jennifer Marshall on August 24, 2013 at 11:44am — No Comments
Checking out my garden this afternoon, I did my usually walk around on the patio smiling at the veggies plants and flowers that are growing well and speaking to them about the weather, their sexy leaves, and nice legs (stems) because I heard you're supposed to talk to plants. Don't judge me! Just after I open the screen door to speak to…
Added by Ronda on June 12, 2013 at 3:17pm — No Comments
** Living next door to construction is like having an earthquake as your neighbor.
** I don't know who's more excited when there's no homework -- the kids or me.
** Danica Patrick "pole position" jokes are plentiful when my husband's around.
** I'm not sure whether to feel flattered or offended that everybody seems to…Continue
Added by Jennifer Marshall on February 22, 2013 at 10:21am — No Comments
** Not realizing your sports bra is too small until halfway into your run is nothing short of sucky.
** It took me way too 'cussing' long to appreciate the awesomeness of "The Fantastic Mr.Fox."
** Kids are a zillion times better at handling stress than adults are.
** I need to start carrying around a ladle to…Continue
Added by Jennifer Marshall on March 2, 2012 at 1:38pm — No Comments
I wanted to share something with you today that our family has been dealing with for the past year and a half. Ever since I started Izzy on solids we've had a love/hate relationship with the potty. Initially, it was just constipation but now it's developed into a psychological problem. She was so afraid of it hurting that she started holding in her poop as long as she could. It just made she problem worse because by the time she would finally poop it was hard as a rock. Continue
Added by MamaTalesBlog on December 26, 2011 at 2:29pm — No Comments
I swear my blog pretty much writes itself with the ridiculous things that continuously happen to me. And good old Goatdog is often at the center of the craziness that provides such good writing material. Remember last week when he charged right through the glass on the front door of our house? Well, the big furry bastard actually topped that little stunt over the weekend,…Continue
Added by Jennifer Marshall on December 20, 2011 at 9:22am — No Comments
You know you're up a shit creek when your kid comes out of a public bathroom after ten LONG minutes and says, "Uh, can you come in here and help me, Mama?" You might as well just take a deep breath, roll up your sleeves, and prepare for the worst. I speak from experience because I dealt with this very same scenario over the weekend when I secured my status…Continue
** Every time I try to be the early bird, my kids have already beaten me to the damn worm.
** The apple doesn't fall far from the tree since my son evidently also writes "notes to self".
** I'm a little obsessed with Thymes Frasier Fir line for the holidays.
**After living with a…Continue
Added by Misadventures in Motherhood on November 4, 2011 at 4:34pm — No Comments
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When you're a dog owner, like it or not, scooping the poop kinda just goes with the territory -- at least it's supposed to anyway. And unlike some of the other yahoos around here, I would personally never leave a steaming pile of lawn sausages in my neighbor's front yard. It's just not the neighborly thing to do. Now do I enjoy picking up a handful of…Continue
Added by Jennifer Marshall on August 16, 2011 at 12:57pm — No Comments
See this shirt right here? I sooooo totally need this shirt. Because this sums up my life to a tee (pun intended). Who knew that such a cute little creature could shit this friggin' much? I don't know about you, but I most certainly did not. Yes, I bet our friend Patches drops at least one turd every thirty seconds. I swear the bottom of his cage looks like a…Continue
Added by Jennifer Marshall on August 9, 2011 at 9:41am — No Comments
If you've ever wondered where all the germs go to party, I'm pretty sure I figured out their favorite stomping ground. Just visit any given water park, and you'll surely find a whole gaggle of germ dudes and germ dudettes gettin' their freak on. How do I know this? Cause my family just spent this past weekend at one, and I've got the mental scars (and the super sexy fever…Continue
Added by Jennifer Marshall on July 20, 2011 at 10:12am — No Comments
I don't know what my son's deal is. He is legendary now for his poo-splosions and I don't know why he is so adept in that area. My friend actually asked me the other day if I may be putting the diapers on wrong. Now, I'm not saying I do everything right, I certainly don't, but after nearly 7 months of daily diapering and lots of up-the-backs, I make sure the boo's bum is covered. She also told me that with her daughter she only had 4, maybe 5 "blowouts" (as she called them) TOTAL. "Ha!"…Continue
Added by Lauren Blackford (LaurDoone) on March 15, 2011 at 12:18pm — No Comments
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I love everything about cooking. I love to cook, find new recipes, watch cooking shows, etc. My brother is a chef and I love chatting with him about flavor combinations and knife skills. So, the art of preparing a meal is something I’m familiar with. I’m no culinary master, but my hubby loves my cooking so that’s what matters.
One thing about cooking that is very important (and you know this very well if you’ve been watching Worst Cooks in America) is prep work. Before the…Continue
Added by Lauren Blackford (LaurDoone) on February 16, 2011 at 10:43am — No Comments
Ways to Trick your Baby:
Problem: Congratulations! Your child is pooping in the potty! What could possibly be the problem there? Well, I don't know about you, but after years of wiping the stuff, cleaning the stuff, and otherwise handling it, I find nothing more gross than carrying it from the chamber pot to the actual toilet to flush. And, sometimes, it sticks. It sticks. It's something that just turns my stomach, and I don't know why, but I hate it.
Added by Darlena Cunha on February 5, 2011 at 11:43am — No Comments
The night before my birthday, last night, a dear friend I never see anymore because she lives in Berlin---GERMANY---visited and we stayed up talking and sharing a bottle of wine until midnight. I wouldn't have traded that visit for anything, but it was late, my son is an early riser and right before I headed for bed (where my husband snoozed blissfully) I started my period. Oh yes: TMI! TMI! I know. However, to carry on---my first birthday present was a huge dose of real life with cramps,…Continue
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