All Blog Posts Tagged 'poop' (26)

Mia Blabs About Restaurant Poop | BLABBERMOM | Ep13 | MomCave TV

Added by Jennifer Weedon Palazzo on September 17, 2014 at 8:43am — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

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** The first day of school is a blessing like no other.



** Homework's about to unleash its evil wrath upon us very, very soon.



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Added by Jennifer Marshall on August 29, 2014 at 12:45pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

** School REALLY needs to start.  Cause my patience has left the building.

** The smell of an amusement park is a compilation of B.O., grease, and ass.

** I'm not…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on August 24, 2013 at 11:44am — No Comments

What the heck is all that brown stuff?

Oh no...



Checking out my garden this afternoon, I did my usually walk around on the patio smiling at the veggies plants and flowers that are growing well and speaking to them about the weather, their sexy leaves, and nice legs (stems) because I heard you're supposed to talk to plants. Don't judge me! Just after I open the screen door to speak to…

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Added by Ronda on June 12, 2013 at 3:17pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

** Living next door to construction is like having an earthquake as your neighbor.

** I don't know who's more excited when there's no homework -- the kids or me.

** Danica Patrick "pole position" jokes are plentiful when my husband's around.

** I'm not sure whether to feel flattered or offended that everybody seems to…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on February 22, 2013 at 10:21am — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

 

** Not realizing your sports bra is too small until halfway into your run is nothing short of sucky.

** It took me way too 'cussing' long to appreciate the awesomeness of "The Fantastic Mr.Fox."

** Kids are a zillion times better at handling stress than adults are.

** I need to start carrying around a ladle to…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on March 2, 2012 at 1:38pm — No Comments

Tears Don't Describe

I wanted to share something with you today that our family has been dealing with for the past year and a half. Ever since I started Izzy on solids we've had a love/hate relationship with the potty. Initially, it was just constipation but now it's developed into a psychological problem. She was so afraid of it hurting that she started holding in her poop as long as she could. It just made she problem worse because by the time she would finally poop it was hard as a rock. Continue

Added by MamaTalesBlog on December 26, 2011 at 2:29pm — No Comments

Goatdog "Piles" on the Fun

I swear my blog pretty much writes itself with the ridiculous things that continuously happen to me.  And good old Goatdog is often at the center of the craziness that provides such good writing material.  Remember last week when he charged right through the glass on the front door of our house?  Well, the big furry bastard actually topped that little stunt over the weekend,…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on December 20, 2011 at 9:22am — No Comments

The Day My Daughter Spared WAY More Than A Square

You know you're up a shit creek when your kid comes out of a public bathroom after ten LONG minutes and says, "Uh, can you come in here and help me, Mama?"  You might as well just take a deep breath, roll up your sleeves, and prepare for the worst.  I speak from experience because I dealt with this very same scenario over the weekend when I secured my status…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on December 13, 2011 at 12:05pm — 1 Comment

Things I've Learned This Week (& A Gift Card Giveaway!!!!)

** Every time I try to be the early bird, my kids have already beaten me to the damn worm.

** The apple doesn't fall far from the tree since my son evidently also writes "notes to self".

** I'm a little obsessed with Thymes Frasier Fir line for the holidays.

**After living with a…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on December 2, 2011 at 2:22pm — 1 Comment

Potty Humor

Misadventures in Motherhood: Potty Humor: My son is a VERY strong-willed boy.  This is particularly true when it comes to the issue of potty training. It's pretty much guaranteed t...

Added by Misadventures in Motherhood on November 4, 2011 at 4:34pm — No Comments

It is the middle of the night and I am cleaning!

It’s 2:00 AM and I am still cleaning!



It is 2am and how nice is it that MS Word Clipart actually has a clock picture that shows 2am?! Let me give you my run down for the last 2 hours. Yes I have been trying to go to bed for the…

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Added by Tawna Richard on September 29, 2011 at 2:13am — No Comments

What's That Smell?

Misadventures in Motherhood ...: What's That Smell?: For the past week I've noticed a rather odd odor floating around me—something vaguely chemical—oh I know!  It's that cheap self-tanner I'm s...

Added by Misadventures in Motherhood on August 17, 2011 at 2:30pm — No Comments

The Unfortunate Trash Can Fiasco

 

When you're a dog owner, like it or not, scooping the poop kinda just goes with the territory -- at least it's supposed to anyway.  And unlike some of the other yahoos around here, I would personally never leave a steaming pile of lawn sausages in my neighbor's front yard.  It's just not the neighborly thing to do.  Now do I enjoy picking up a handful of…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on August 16, 2011 at 12:57pm — No Comments

Guinea Pig Pooper Scooper

 

See this shirt right here?  I sooooo totally need this shirt.  Because this sums up my life to a tee (pun intended).  Who knew that such a cute little creature could shit this friggin' much?  I don't know about you, but I most certainly did not.  Yes, I bet our friend Patches drops at least one turd every thirty seconds.  I swear the bottom of his cage looks like a…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on August 9, 2011 at 9:41am — No Comments

The Water Park Souvenir

 

If you've ever wondered where all the germs go to party, I'm pretty sure I figured out their favorite stomping ground.  Just visit any given water park, and you'll surely find a whole gaggle of germ dudes and germ dudettes gettin' their freak on.  How do I know this?  Cause my family just spent this past weekend at one, and I've got the mental scars (and the super sexy fever…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on July 20, 2011 at 10:12am — No Comments

The Reluctant Poo-ologist

I don't know what my son's deal is.  He is legendary now for his poo-splosions and I don't know why he is so adept in that area.  My friend actually asked me the other day if I may be putting the diapers on wrong.  Now, I'm not saying I do everything right, I certainly don't, but after nearly 7 months of daily diapering and lots of up-the-backs, I make sure the boo's bum is covered.  She also told me that with her daughter she only had 4, maybe 5 "blowouts" (as she called them) TOTAL.  "Ha!"…

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Added by Lauren Blackford (LaurDoone) on March 15, 2011 at 12:18pm — No Comments

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