Jennifer Marshall's Blog Posts Tagged 'restaurant' (4)

The Antique Car Show Snafoo

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We all know by now that stupid situations are drawn to me like white on rice.  I honestly don't seek them out.  They just somehow always find me.  And this probably explains why my 2012 SUV accidentally found its way into an antique auto show over this past weekend.  Only me, right??!…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on October 17, 2013 at 10:35am — No Comments

The Breakfast Buzz Kills



Do you ever wanna just walk away from your kids in public and act like you don't know who the hell they are?  No?  Surely that's not just me.  Call me Mommy Dearest if you will, but when my kids have a brain fart and act like complete Neanderthals who've never heard of manners, I sometimes think it would be easier to point and stare and pretend like I'm disgusted by the horrible excuse…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on January 19, 2012 at 10:26am — 1 Comment

The Day My Daughter Spared WAY More Than A Square

You know you're up a shit creek when your kid comes out of a public bathroom after ten LONG minutes and says, "Uh, can you come in here and help me, Mama?"  You might as well just take a deep breath, roll up your sleeves, and prepare for the worst.  I speak from experience because I dealt with this very same scenario over the weekend when I secured my status…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on December 13, 2011 at 12:05pm — 1 Comment

Things I've Learned This Week

** Straws make everything taste better.

 

** "Everybody hurts" when you post pictures of your penis.  (Did you hear that, Michael Stipe??!!)

 

** Embarrassing moments hunt me down like a bear in the woods.

 

** My…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on September 23, 2011 at 10:16am — No Comments

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