Jennifer Marshall's Blog Posts Tagged 'soccer' (10)

Things I've Learned This Week

** June somehow pulled a giant disappearing act on us.

** The more laundry I have to fold, the more I dream about becoming a nudist…


Added by Jennifer Marshall on July 4, 2014 at 8:04pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week


** Cooking would be so much more enjoyable if someone did it for me.

** No matter the question, duct tape is ALWAYS the answer.

** I'm apparently a…


Added by Jennifer Marshall on June 20, 2014 at 1:23pm — 1 Comment

Adults Behaving Badly


Unfortunately, we hear on the news all the time about parents full-out losing their shit on the sidelines of their kids' sporting events.  A bad call can somehow turn supposed "adults" into the biggest meatheads on the planet.  It's both despicable and embarrassing. And I thought I'd seen some pretty horrific behavior…


Added by Jennifer Marshall on January 23, 2014 at 10:50am — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

** I could open a wig shop with all the hair in the drain.

** The cooler weather's giving me that "Holy-Crap-My-Twins-Have-No-Pants-That-Fit-Them" feeling.…


Added by Jennifer Marshall on September 20, 2013 at 10:22am — No Comments

Eavesdropping: One of the Few Benefits of Driving Carpool

When I'm driving around a carpool of screaming ten-year-old girls, it's sometimes hard not to wanna drive the car straight into Lake Michigan.  Seriously, these girls are capable of some severe damage to one's hearing (not to mention one's sanity).  However, one of the benefits of driving them around is that I get to…


Added by Jennifer Marshall on August 7, 2013 at 5:08pm — No Comments

Act Like An Adult, Not Like An Idiot

If you have a kid in any kind of organized sport, then you've most likely witnessed some pretty awful sportsmanship at one time or another.  It's bad enough when it's another kid displaying the rotten behavior, but when it's an adult?  Well, that's just the lowest of the low.  And this past weekend I had the misfortune of observing THE most jack asinine…


Added by Jennifer Marshall on June 6, 2012 at 5:23pm — No Comments

The King and Queen of Stupid Situations

If I'm the self-proclaimed Queen of Attracting Stupid Situations, then my husband is without a doubt the King of Attracting Stupid Situations.  (Not sure what that says about us being attracted to each other, but anyway.....)  I swear, between the two of us, we are an accident waiting to happen at any given moment.  The latest case in point?  This past weekend when…


Added by Jennifer Marshall on May 30, 2012 at 5:04pm — No Comments

A Happy Heart


You know how every once in a while, you have one of those parenting moments which you wish you could just freeze-frame forever?  They can be few and far between, but that's probably what makes 'em so darn special.  Well, I was lucky enough to have one of those "this is what it's all about" memories this past weekend.


The setting was my son's…


Added by Jennifer Marshall on September 28, 2011 at 10:07am — 2 Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

** Straws make everything taste better.


** "Everybody hurts" when you post pictures of your penis.  (Did you hear that, Michael Stipe??!!)


** Embarrassing moments hunt me down like a bear in the woods.


** My…


Added by Jennifer Marshall on September 23, 2011 at 10:16am — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week


** Cruise control scares the shit out of me.


** When you travel with kids, it's a trip.  When you travel without them, it's a vacation.


** 99.9% of the water at water parks is a combination of urine and ick.  Probably.


** Trying to get your kids to sleep at a water park is like trying to get a nun to pole…


Added by Jennifer Marshall on July 19, 2011 at 1:30pm — No Comments



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