Jennifer Marshall's Blog Posts Tagged 'stand' (5)

Things I've Learned This Week

** It's gotta be a scientific fact that kids are 10 times crazier in the summer.

** Kicking your own ass is harder than having someone else kick it for you.

** I'm not above napping in public.

** Someone needs to punch me the next time I decide that 4 weeks without summer camp is a good idea.

** Since we didn't win…


Added by Jennifer Marshall on August 9, 2013 at 10:21am — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

** The revolving door of kids, dirt, and craziness must mean it's FINALLY Summer.

** Moms should get a cut of all lemonade stand profits.

** And somebody totally…


Added by Jennifer Marshall on June 14, 2013 at 7:06pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

** I often wonder whether I live in a house with two kids or a house with two pigs.

** Driving past a lemonade stand without stopping makes me feel guilty.

** I may or may not be a sucker.

** Gravity can kiss my ass (especially since it's responsible for knocking it down in the first place).

** Parenting without a…


Added by Jennifer Marshall on August 24, 2012 at 1:42pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

** Half days of school are only awesome if you're a kid or a teacher.  Or bat shit crazy.

** Birthdays are chock-full of calories.

** Sometimes it's better to pretend like you don't know your family.

** The front of my car is attracted to jackasses who don't drive the speed limit.

** Nothing says I love you quite…


Added by Jennifer Marshall on April 20, 2012 at 2:20pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week


** My world is just a series of pee splatters and poo.


** It's a true challenge not to laugh when telling your eight year old how inappropriate it is to yell "cocks".


** Throwing food can be liberatingly fun.


** Pretending to be stupid so you can cut in line is sooooooo not cool.


** Some sick a-hole had…


Added by Jennifer Marshall on August 19, 2011 at 10:50am — No Comments



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