Jennifer Marshall's Blog Posts Tagged 'stress' (10)

Things I've Learned This Week


** The end-of-the-school-year craziness must surely subtract five years off a mom's life.

** I am sooooooooo done with the packing of the lunches.



Added by Jennifer Marshall on June 6, 2014 at 7:34pm — No Comments

When to Fold 'Em


Ever have one of those days where every-freaking-thing seems to go wrong?  And no matter what you try to do, it all just turns to crap?  (If you haven't, then it's safe to say that I kinda hate you, but I digress....)  Well, yesterday was one of THOSE kind of days, where if I would have looked up, I…


Added by Jennifer Marshall on May 21, 2014 at 10:22am — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week





** Cancer is a giant, life-stealing asshole.



Added by Jennifer Marshall on January 10, 2014 at 5:19pm — No Comments

The Poop and the Fan

In my house, the poop and the fan need no introduction.  They are quite familiar with each other, especially when my husband is out of town.  Because that's precisely the time that things tend to go very wrong.  And usually, it's right at bedtime -- you know, when I've had just about all the fun I can take for one…


Added by Jennifer Marshall on October 3, 2013 at 10:31am — 1 Comment

Things I've Learned This Week

** Shamrock Shakes are 600+ calories of awesomeness.

** "Quiet" is most definitely NOT a word I'd use to describe my house.

** My son has apparently given up sleep for Lent.  Lucky me.

** Sometimes when people say they don't need help, it's cause they're too overwhelmed to see that they do.

** Kids' ear…


Added by Jennifer Marshall on March 23, 2013 at 10:26am — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

** Living next door to construction is like having an earthquake as your neighbor.

** I don't know who's more excited when there's no homework -- the kids or me.

** Danica Patrick "pole position" jokes are plentiful when my husband's around.

** I'm not sure whether to feel flattered or offended that everybody seems to…


Added by Jennifer Marshall on February 22, 2013 at 10:21am — No Comments

Happy Holidays, A-holes!!!

Ah, it's the holiday season -- that magical time of the year when you wanna sip hot cocoa by the fire and shove people outta the way for a deal on a flat-screened t.v.  Cause let's be real, y'all.  December tends to turn the very best of us into giant assholes.

Every year I tell myself I'm not gonna get swept up into all the hoopla of running here, there and…


Added by Jennifer Marshall on December 13, 2012 at 11:52am — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

** The next time my kids PROMISE me they'll stay in bed if I read just one more itty bitty chapter, I'll know they're totally full of shit.

** Screw Santa -- MOMS are the ones who need elves!!!!

** No matter how many times I return it to the basement, an Australian boomerang keeps reappearing on my kitchen…


Added by Jennifer Marshall on December 16, 2011 at 10:22am — No Comments

Premature Pushing of the Panic Button

Don't ya just hate it when you go through an entire day thinking it's a day later than it actually is?  This is exactly what happened to me on Tuesday of this week.  I could've sworn it was the last day of November and, therefore, convinced myself that it was, indeed, time to switch into that holy-shit-mode of the holiday season trying to get everything done that needs to get…


Added by Jennifer Marshall on December 1, 2011 at 1:54pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week


** Naked is evidently the way to go this summer.


** As much as I love my husband, I really don't think I'd tackle someone trying to throw a pie in his face.


** Chopsticks actually help get my kids to eat their veggies.


** My son thinks I'm a car and driver expert.


** I am NOT a car and driver…


Added by Jennifer Marshall on July 22, 2011 at 10:10am — No Comments



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