Jennifer Marshall's Blog Posts Tagged 'summer' (34)

Things I've Learned This Week



** A backyard campout for the kids is so much more fun when it’s in someone else’sbackyard.



** Facebook should really be called…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on July 26, 2014 at 12:39am — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

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** It's evidently mating season for a-holes.



** If I never go to the U.S. Post Office again, it'll be too soon.



** Summer needs to just…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on July 19, 2014 at 12:24am — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week



** June somehow pulled a giant disappearing act on us.



** The more laundry I have to fold, the more I dream about becoming a nudist…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on July 4, 2014 at 8:04pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

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** It takes a village.  To raise a husband.



** The world is way too incredibly full of itself.



** Surprisingly, it's been 20 years since OJ got away…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on June 13, 2014 at 5:42pm — No Comments

End of the School Year Madness

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Maybe it's just me, but the end of the school year always seems to bring with it a boatload of unwanted stress.  Finding a "place" for all the papers that are sent home, trying not to drown in the flood of never-ending emails, buying the gazillion and one thank you gifts -- IT NEVER EVER…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on June 12, 2014 at 4:02pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

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** The end-of-the-school-year craziness must surely subtract five years off a mom's life.



** I am sooooooooo done with the packing of the lunches.



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Added by Jennifer Marshall on June 6, 2014 at 7:34pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

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** If you take up two parking spaces, you shouldn't be surprised when you're door-dinged.



** Putting my husband in charge of homework supervision is like putting my kids in charge of homework supervision.…



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Added by Jennifer Marshall on May 23, 2014 at 4:27pm — 1 Comment

Things I've Learned This Week

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** Whoever sent the Polar Vortex an invitation to return is in need of a good ass kicking.

** If I wanted to live in Antarctica, I would've moved to Antarctica.…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on January 31, 2014 at 1:38pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

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** If I looked like David Beckham, I'd be naked ALL the time.

** I'm a firm Belieber that Justin needs a big ol' time…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on January 24, 2014 at 10:21am — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

** School REALLY needs to start.  Cause my patience has left the building.

** The smell of an amusement park is a compilation of B.O., grease, and ass.

** I'm not…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on August 24, 2013 at 11:44am — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

** It's gotta be a scientific fact that kids are 10 times crazier in the summer.

** Kicking your own ass is harder than having someone else kick it for you.

** I'm not above napping in public.

** Someone needs to punch me the next time I decide that 4 weeks without summer camp is a good idea.

** Since we didn't win…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on August 9, 2013 at 10:21am — No Comments

No Rest for the Weary

With summer camps ending, I have become the unofficial director of "Camp Mama", who's expected to have full-day schedules of wild and exciting adventures planned for each and every day.  Thus, my time for writing even something as small as a to-do list has become pretty much non-existent.  The following is what I…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on July 25, 2013 at 8:47pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

** Mornings love me WAY more than I love them.

** This week's heat wave has made being a nudist seem a whole lot more appealing.

** I get more stupid with…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on July 19, 2013 at 6:45pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

** I guess I accidentally skipped a week of keeping track of what I've learned.  Oopsy.

** The beach is truly my happy place.

** Soap operas really are unnecessary…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on July 12, 2013 at 4:54pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

** Hormones can bite me.

** The world needs a lot less know-it-all's and a lot more chill pills.

** Sometimes it's just easier to pretend like my…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on June 28, 2013 at 9:20pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

** It should at least count as working out if you wore your workout clothes all day long.

** When you wake up at 4 AM and think you smell someone making toast, it's most likely just wishful thinking.…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on June 21, 2013 at 6:08pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

** The revolving door of kids, dirt, and craziness must mean it's FINALLY Summer.

** Moms should get a cut of all lemonade stand profits.

** And somebody totally…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on June 14, 2013 at 7:06pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

** I don't know where I am or what I'm supposed to be doing.

** Insomnia wants to be my BFF.

** My kids have mentally checked out for the summer, which will make the…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on May 31, 2013 at 3:07pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

** Mother's Day should really be Mother's Weekend.

** My brain is on MAJOR end-of-the-school-year overload.

** Warm weather just makes ya wanna eat ice…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on May 17, 2013 at 10:43am — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

** Judging from Beyonce, Manti T'eo, and Lance Armstrong, fake things apparently happen in threes.

** The media sure knows how to beat a news story to death.

** My ass is eternally grateful for the genius who invented seat heaters.

** Women supposedly look their ugliest at 3:30 PM on Wednesdays.

** The people who…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on January 25, 2013 at 10:05pm — 2 Comments

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