** 'Tis the season to be an asshole. Apparently.
** I am not the Energizer Bunny.
** The Elf on the Shelf might very well be my nemesis.
** Anything that's lost is very likely at the bottom of my son's backpack.
** I should really write a country song cause I've got the homework blues.
** Leaving your…Continue
Added by Jennifer Marshall on December 8, 2012 at 2:04pm — No Comments
Rascal took off his diaper late last night and left it laying on the couch. Thankfully, it wasn’t a stinky diaper. I also had to help him clean the butt paste (diaper rash cream) off of his nose. After, I got him cleaned up, he was ready to head off for his nightly visit with Santa Claus. As usual, I didn’t hear him sneak back into our house. By now, you have probably figured out that I am a deep sleeper.
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Added by Christy Garrett on December 6, 2012 at 4:16pm — No Comments
Many pregnant women don’t think about touring the hospital that they are planning to deliver at; especially, a mom who has given birth before. When I was pregnant with my first child, I would have never thought about taking a tour at the hospital. I took a Lamaze class when I was pregnant with my daughter and as a class we took a tour of the labor and delivery ward and learned about the hospitals procedures.
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Added by Christy Garrett on December 5, 2012 at 5:37pm — No Comments
If I could take myself into a dark alley and kick my own ass, I totally would cause I seriously dropped the parenting ball the other night (once again). Yes, I completely failed my duty as the Tooth Fairy, y'all. Now I know that plenty of people have said that they, too, have forgotten a tooth here and there, but I swore that I would never…Continue
Added by Jennifer Marshall on December 5, 2012 at 3:00pm — No Comments
Last night when I went to bed, Rascal was acting pretty sneaky before he left to go visit with Santa. He was wondering around the house looking for supplies that he was going to need for his next move. Rascal found one of my son’s diapers, his wet wipes, and the butt paste (diaper rash cream).
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Added by Christy Garrett on December 5, 2012 at 2:53pm — No Comments
Rascal had to be rescued from the dog kennel yesterday while I went to run a few errands. The dog was giving him the evil eye yesterday for being in her kennel and I didn’t want her to take revenge on him. So I placed him on the fireplace mantel so that he was safe and out of harms way.
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Added by Christy Garrett on December 1, 2012 at 3:22pm — No Comments
Rascal is a sneaky little Elf, he took off to the North Pole early last night. He wanted to go back early so that he could visit Rudolf. While sneaking, back into the house last night he found himself locked himself in the dog’s kennel. I found him this morning, he looked so sad and scared while trying to get our attention to let him out of the kennel. When I took a closer look I found the dog’s bone in his mouth and a sign attached to the kennel door asking for…Continue
Added by Christy Garrett on November 30, 2012 at 4:09pm — No Comments
Rascal was still perched on the motion sensor when I went to bed last night and he seemed happy sitting up high watching the kids. I didn’t hear him sneak out last night to head to the North Pole. The baby woke up around 1:30 early this morning and Rascal was no where to be found. When I finally ready to go back to bed, Rascal was sneaking back into the house. I told Rascal good night and that I would see him in the morning.
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Added by Christy Garrett on November 29, 2012 at 9:38am — No Comments
Last night as I was getting ready to go to bed, I opened the refrigerator door so that I could get a drink and Rascal comes bouncing out. It was a site to see him bouncing around the house, similar to one of those high bouncy ball that bounces out of control. He calmed down long enough to sneak out of the house so that he could visit with Santa Claus while the kids were sleeping.
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Added by Christy Garrett on November 28, 2012 at 10:18am — No Comments
I saw Rascal slipping out the back door last night when I went to bed. I didn’t hear him sneak back into the house during the middle of the night. This morning when I came into the living room, I didn’t see Rascal. I woke up the kids and asked them if they knew where Rascal was.
Read the rest of the story and see photos of his hiding place at…Continue
Added by Christy Garrett on November 27, 2012 at 9:49am — No Comments
When I went to bed last night, Rascal was heading back to the North Pole to visit Santa Claus and give him a report on how the kids are doing. When Rascal returned home early this morning, he decided to throw a party in the living room with his girlfriend. He found a perfect chair for them to sit in and he placed it in front of the television.
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Added by Christy Garrett on November 26, 2012 at 2:56pm — No Comments
While we were sleeping last night, I heard some commotion early this morning coming from my kitchen. I didn’t think anything about it because we have two dogs and they make noise sometimes at night.
What will Rascal do next?
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Added by Christy Garrett on November 25, 2012 at 10:07pm — No Comments
Since his car is at my place, I offer to pick him up so he doesn’t have to take a taxi.
I arrive to get him. He gets in the car and asks again why I’m crying. I hand him the pregnancy test.
He looks at it and says….“Well, you got what you wanted a baby and no guy.”
I reply, “Yeah, that’s every girl’s dream.”
He then says, “If it’s real that is.”
“What are you talking about?”
“You could have used Kool-aid on the stick.”
My mind is reeling in…Continue
My elf has arrived thanks to my wonderful in-laws who gave him to me as an early Christmas present. I am so excited to share a new Christmas tradition with my children this year, and blog about the naughty and fun things that he will do each night as we “Count Down the Days Until Christmas“. Now it’s time to come up with a name for my Elf. Read more at: Uplifting…Continue
Added by Christy Garrett on November 24, 2012 at 11:16pm — No Comments
For many, the holidays are one of the most exciting time of the year – and one of
the most stressful! Who wants to spend time in a crowded and hot mall buying the same old boring gifts year after year?
That’s exactly why you need the Gift Giving Advisory Board’s 3rd Annual Sponsored Holiday Gift Guide – presented to you below.
From the comfort of your own home or office, you can choose unique gifts that your recipients will love – allowing you to spend time with your…Continue
Added by The Succulent Wife on November 20, 2012 at 7:39am — No Comments
Calling all moms! As moms we are no stranger to the act of giving. However, at Thanksgiving we moms tend to have a different type of challenge. The challenge of finding the balance between perfection and reality, so that Thanksgiving can be enjoyed by all, including mom. Sometimes we get too caught up in the Norman Rockwell or Martha Stewart illusion of Thanksgiving. And that is precisely what it is, an illusion. In this segment of Moms’ Timeout will be discussing ways to simplify…Continue
Added by Kat Tom on November 19, 2012 at 1:35pm — No Comments
I was introduced to the "Elf on the Shelf" Christmas tradition last year when one of my friends was posting photos of her elf. I hadn't ever heard of this tradition and it peaked my curiosity. The Elf is Santa's helper and has fun while you are counting down the days until Christmas. Learn more about the full story of the "Elf on the Shelf" Story.…Continue
Added by Christy Garrett on November 14, 2012 at 5:51pm — No Comments
My mother always told me to NEVER arrive empty handed when invited to a party. A bottle of wine, a box of fine chocolates and flowers are the old standbys, but if you want clever and unexpected gift ideas to woo your host or hostess and guarantee a repeat invitation, you have…
Added by The Succulent Wife on November 3, 2012 at 11:32am — No Comments
Wonderful Wednesday - it is wonderful to start the day with a plan for success.
Added by Janeane Davis on October 31, 2012 at 8:19am — No Comments
Terrific Tuesday - it is terrific to raise the bar on discipline at home and at work.
Each Terrific Tuesday throughout the month of October, this blog will explore the idea of raising the bar, of getting better at something. Previously this month, this space has been used to look at raising the bar as an entrepreneur, …
Added by Janeane Davis on October 23, 2012 at 9:03am — No Comments